Pimping on ebay

sinus said:

tinyurl.comqr5fhOpen ↗

Maybe some of you could pitch in and get him to do all the work at the front on the next BR. Or hire him for a leadout :-). Currently only $1.

"position critique"... yeah right.. we'll be the judge of that... "hey tri boy, why are you off the back on the hills?" :P

sinus said:

Currently only
$1.

Yes, but what's the postage?

--
Peter McCallum
Mackay Qld AUSTRALIA

On 2006-05-09, gplama (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

Quoted message said:

sinus said:

HTTP://TINYURL.COM/QR5FH (\"HTTP://TINYURL.COM/QR5FH\"😉

Maybe some of you could pitch in and get him to do all the work at the
front on the next BR. Or hire him for a leadout :-). Currently only
$1.

"position critique"... yeah right.. we'll be the judge of that... "hey
tri boy, why are you off the back on the hills?" :P

I was about to submit that to alt.humor.best-of-usenet, but then I
figured

1) You buggered up the URL

2) Maybe this requires a slight bit too much explanation for the lay
audience. Pity.

Close, but no cigar for you!

--
TimC
So there you have it, supplicant. The Europeans aren't morally superior
to you [USAnians] at all. Just intellectually. -- The Internet Oracle

sinus said:

Maybe some of you could pitch in and get him to do all the work at the front on the next BR. Or hire him for a leadout :-)

Hey you draftboy, go cut a hole in the air for us!

TimC said:

On 2006-05-09, gplama (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

Quoted message said:

sinus said:

HTTP://TINYURL.COM/QR5FH (\"HTTP://TINYURL.COM/QR5FH\"😉

Maybe some of you could pitch in and get him to do all the work at the
front on the next BR. Or hire him for a leadout :-). Currently only
$1.

"position critique"... yeah right.. we'll be the judge of that... "hey
tri boy, why are you off the back on the hills?" :P

I was about to submit that to alt.humor.best-of-usenet, but then I
figured

1) You buggered up the URL

2) Maybe this requires a slight bit too much explanation for the lay
audience. Pity.

Close, but no cigar for you!

--
TimC
So there you have it, supplicant. The Europeans aren't morally superior
to you [USAnians] at all. Just intellectually. -- The Internet Oracle

it was option 1.

try tinyurl.comkav6nOpen ↗

or cgi.ebay.com.auRide with a Professional Triathlete W0QQitemZ7239073392Open ↗

Postage: local pickup only

On 2006-05-09, sinus (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

Quoted message said:

TimC said:

I was about to submit that to alt.humor.best-of-usenet, but then I
figured

1) You buggered up the URL

2) Maybe this requires a slight bit too much explanation for the lay
audience. Pity.

it was option 1.

try http://tinyurl.com/kav6n

or http://tinyurl.com/m9zre

Postage: local pickup only

No no no -- you misunderstood. Yes, the URL was stuffed, but easily
fixable (although I'd have to explain that in my submission, which
would detract from teh fun'ni a tiny bit), but also because teh fun'ni
would only come naturally for us cycling geeks, and perhaps if I had
to explain the concept of of leadouts and tri-hards, then again, a
case of explaining the joek.

There needs to be a alt.humor.best-of-cycling-usenet where cycling
fun'nis can be sent.

--
TimC
NOP NOP NOP NOP <bang> NOP NOP <bang> <ouch>
-- TimC spinning in the corner.

gplama said:

"position critique"... yeah right.. we'll be the judge of that... "hey tri boy, why are you off the back on the hills?" :P

"Its quieter back here, I don't have to listen to you guys [censored] about each other booties" :p

sinus said:

"Ride with Professional Triathelte and Ironman Athlete ANDREW STEEL. If
you are the lucky winner, you get to choose the type of ride, where and
when to ride and the distance*.

Ando's + St Helena's by night. Or maybe Thredbo DH. Bonus points if he
goes home in t' ambo. Mwuahahahaha!

--
Dave Hughes | [email hidden]
A General Manager who was channeling Captain Bligh only without the
competent seamanship - Patrick R. Wade.

MikeyOz said:

"Its quieter back here, I don't have to listen to you guys [censored] about each other booties" :p

hahahah, winnarrr post!!!

Random Data said:

Ando's + St Helena's by night. Or maybe Thredbo DH. Bonus points if he
goes home in t' ambo. Mwuahahahaha!

St Helena's definitely - can you say sand?

Thredbo's probably a bit easier although Snakes & Ladders would be
interesting on drop bars. Stop giving me silly ideas Dave.

Parbs - BNGHITA

sinus said:

tinyurl.comqr5fhOpen ↗

Maybe some of you could pitch in and get him to do all the work at the front on the next BR. Or hire him for a leadout :-). Currently only $1.

_still_ no bids and less than 1hr to go.... rekkon I put in a bid for $1 and invite him on the next BR?

gplama said:

sinus said:

HTTP://TINYURL.COM/QR5FH (\"HTTP://TINYURL.COM/QR5FH\"😉

Maybe some of you could pitch in and get him to do all the work at the
front on the next BR. Or hire him for a leadout :-). Currently only
$1.

_still_ no bids and less than 1hr to go.... rekkon I put in a bid for
$1 and invite him on the next BR?

--
gplama

You gotta do it, that'd be hilarious!

Tamyka Bell said:

Quoted message said:

_still_ no bids and less than 1hr to go.... rekkon I put in a bid for
$1 and invite him on the next BR?

--
gplama

You gotta do it, that'd be hilarious!

PayPal($10 Surcharge) - DAMN, I'm not paying that fee on a $1 transaction.... anyone else?

Tamyka Bell said:

gplama said:

sinus said:

HTTP://TINYURL.COM/QR5FH (\"HTTP://TINYURL.COM/QR5FH\"😉

Maybe some of you could pitch in and get him to do all the work at the
front on the next BR. Or hire him for a leadout :-). Currently only
$1.

_still_ no bids and less than 1hr to go.... rekkon I put in a bid for
$1 and invite him on the next BR?

--
gplama

You gotta do it, that'd be hilarious!

Surely you guys can put in 20c each.

Parbs

gplama said:

Tamyka Bell said:

Quoted message said:

_still_ no bids and less than 1hr to go.... rekkon I put in a bid

for

Quoted message said:

$1 and invite him on the next BR?

--
gplama

You gotta do it, that'd be hilarious!

PayPal($10 Surcharge) - DAMN, I'm not paying that fee on a $1
transaction.... anyone else?

I fscking hate PayPal.

tam

gplama said:

PayPal($10 Surcharge) - DAMN, I'm not paying that fee on a $1
transaction.... anyone else?

So who bought him? Own up. I wonder if he'll spring for the post ride
lattes?

Parbs

quote='Parbs'gplama said:

PayPal($10 Surcharge) - DAMN, I'm not paying that fee on a $1
transaction.... anyone else?

So who bought him? Own up. I wonder if he'll spring for the post ride
lattes?

Parbs[/QUOTE]

I'll own up!! It was me... I actually only saw it about 1 hour before the finish from another message board.

Figured for $1 it could be the cheapest coaching I ever get. Will let you know if he gets in contact. Bet he is [censored] now it only went for a buck!

Oh well I better dust off the old Malvern Star.

chefspop said:

<snip>

Oh well I better dust off the old Malvern Star.

Cool, you should have bought this one

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Classic-Vintage-Malvern-Star-Skidstar-Bike-ADELAIDE_W0QQitemZ7238885700QQcategoryZ7298QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Parbs

chefspop said:

I'll own up!! It was me... I actually only saw it about 1 hour before the finish from another message board.

hahah, good work... keep us updated!