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  1. I watched in dumbfounded disbelief yesterday as a cyclist travelled
    toward me...#
    Firstly he was travelling East, on the south carriageway, in the North
    most lane of the Embankment just below Hungerford Bridge, against the
    traffic flow. He then turned to his left,over the pedestrian refuge/
    crossing and, without pausing, into the path of a taxi travelling East
    in the North carriageway, at this point I thought he would surly die. He
    avoided the imminent collision by turning very sharply East and wobbling
    Eastwards before performing a U turn in the carriageway that took him
    over the pedestrian refuge at the end of Northumberland Avenue nearly
    hitting two pedestrians as he cycled between them. He then proceeded up
    Northumberland Avenue toward Trafalgar Square crossing in front of two
    or three motorcycles who dived to their brakes as he did so without
    signalling his intent to cross the carriageway from left to right and
    without even glancing behind him. Having completed this manoeuvre he
    cycled up the Southbound carriageway almost without incident although a
    pedestrian at the crossing halfway up nearly came to grief as the
    cyclist zipped past from seemingly the wrong direction, I didn't note
    the colour of the crossing. The cyclist then took the wrong side of the
    island at the top of Northumberland Avenue again crossed the pedestrian
    refuge/crossing area between pedestrians crossing and cycled out into
    the traffic stream of vehicles moving ahead into Whitehall at which he
    turned right in front of a very large blue bus emerging as if by magic,
    for I could see no other reason why the bus did not hit him to zig round
    the end of the pedestrian refuge separating East and West Traffic in
    Whitehall at its junction with Trafalgar Square, his journey having
    taken him a little distance into Whitehall. Having regained Trafalgar
    Square he cycled through the Red ATS, in front of the Westbound traffic
    entering Trafalgar Square and disappeared toward St James's. I just
    could not believe his bare faced cheek or damn luck. If anyone deserved
    to be a statistic it had to be him, frankly I can't see why he hasn't
    been one yet - other than the bike looked brand new and was a female so
    perhaps borrowed bike.

    Sniper8052

  2. Sniper8052(L96A1) said:

    I watched in dumbfounded disbelief yesterday as a cyclist travelled
    toward me..

    Dammit, man. You know that in those circumstances, you stop him and ask
    him for his choice of lottery numbers.

    R.

  3. Sniper8052(L96A1) said:

    other than the bike looked brand new and was a female so
    perhaps borrowed bike.

    Possible permanantly borrowed off some poor chap and she was making a
    speedy getaway!

    peter

  4. "Sniper8052(L96A1)" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I watched in dumbfounded disbelief yesterday as a cyclist travelled toward
    me...#
    Firstly he was travelling East, on the south carriageway, in the North
    most lane of the Embankment just below Hungerford Bridge, against the
    traffic flow. He then turned to his left,over the pedestrian refuge/
    crossing and, without pausing, into the path of a taxi travelling East in
    the North carriageway, at this point I thought he would surly die. He
    avoided the imminent collision by turning very sharply East and wobbling
    Eastwards before performing a U turn in the carriageway that took him over
    the pedestrian refuge at the end of Northumberland Avenue nearly hitting
    two pedestrians as he cycled between them. He then proceeded up
    Northumberland Avenue toward Trafalgar Square crossing in front of two or
    three motorcycles who dived to their brakes as he did so without
    signalling his intent to cross the carriageway from left to right and
    without even glancing behind him. Having completed this manoeuvre he
    cycled up the Southbound carriageway almost without incident although a
    pedestrian at the crossing halfway up nearly came to grief as the cyclist
    zipped past from seemingly the wrong direction, I didn't note the colour
    of the crossing. The cyclist then took the wrong side of the island at
    the top of Northumberland Avenue again crossed the pedestrian
    refuge/crossing area between pedestrians crossing and cycled out into the
    traffic stream of vehicles moving ahead into Whitehall at which he turned
    right in front of a very large blue bus emerging as if by magic, for I
    could see no other reason why the bus did not hit him to zig round the end
    of the pedestrian refuge separating East and West Traffic in Whitehall at
    its junction with Trafalgar Square, his journey having taken him a little
    distance into Whitehall. Having regained Trafalgar Square he cycled
    through the Red ATS, in front of the Westbound traffic entering Trafalgar
    Square and disappeared toward St James's. I just could not believe his
    bare faced cheek or damn luck. If anyone deserved to be a statistic it
    had to be him, frankly I can't see why he hasn't been one yet - other than
    the bike looked brand new and was a female so perhaps borrowed bike.

    Sniper8052

    I can only assume, with all that detail that the "cyclist" was you!

    Trevor A Panther
    In South Yorkshire,
    England, United Kingdom.

  5. "Pinky" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "Sniper8052(L96A1)" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I watched in dumbfounded disbelief yesterday as a cyclist travelled toward
    me...#
    Firstly he was travelling East, on the south

    <snip><snip>

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Square and disappeared toward St James's. I just could not believe his
    bare faced cheek or damn luck. If anyone deserved to be a statistic it
    had to be him, frankly I can't see why he hasn't been one yet - other
    than the bike looked brand new and was a female so perhaps borrowed bike.

    Sniper8052

    I can only assume, with all that detail that the "cyclist" was you!

    Trevor A Panther
    In South Yorkshire,
    England, United Kingdom.


    and while I think about it

    *plonk*

    --
    Trevor A Panther
    In South Yorkshire,
    England, United Kingdom.

  6. Pinky said:

    I can only assume, with all that detail that the "cyclist" was you!

    If it was he could have done all that legally by turning the blue
    flashing light on..

    ...d

  7. Sniper8052(L96A1) said:

    I watched in dumbfounded disbelief yesterday as a cyclist travelled
    toward me...#
    Firstly he was travelling East, on the south carriageway, in the North
    most lane of the Embankment just below Hungerford Bridge, against the
    traffic flow. He then turned to his left,over the pedestrian refuge/
    crossing and, without pausing, into the path of a taxi travelling East
    in the North carriageway, at this point I thought he would surly die. He
    avoided the imminent collision by turning very sharply East and wobbling
    Eastwards before performing a U turn in the carriageway that took him
    over the pedestrian refuge at the end of Northumberland Avenue nearly
    hitting two pedestrians as he cycled between them. He then proceeded up
    Northumberland Avenue toward Trafalgar Square crossing in front of two
    or three motorcycles who dived to their brakes as he did so without
    signalling his intent to cross the carriageway from left to right and
    without even glancing behind him. Having completed this manoeuvre he
    cycled up the Southbound carriageway almost without incident although a
    pedestrian at the crossing halfway up nearly came to grief as the
    cyclist zipped past from seemingly the wrong direction, I didn't note
    the colour of the crossing. The cyclist then took the wrong side of the
    island at the top of Northumberland Avenue again crossed the pedestrian
    refuge/crossing area between pedestrians crossing and cycled out into
    the traffic stream of vehicles moving ahead into Whitehall at which he
    turned right in front of a very large blue bus emerging as if by magic,
    for I could see no other reason why the bus did not hit him to zig round
    the end of the pedestrian refuge separating East and West Traffic in
    Whitehall at its junction with Trafalgar Square, his journey having
    taken him a little distance into Whitehall. Having regained Trafalgar
    Square he cycled through the Red ATS, in front of the Westbound traffic
    entering Trafalgar Square and disappeared toward St James's. I just
    could not believe his bare faced cheek or damn luck. If anyone deserved
    to be a statistic it had to be him, frankly I can't see why he hasn't
    been one yet - other than the bike looked brand new and was a female so
    perhaps borrowed bike.

    Sniper8052

    And you chose not to whip out your police badge and re-educate him about
    considerate, legal and safe cycling?

    --
    Tony

    "The best way I know of to win an argument is to start by being in the
    right."
    - Lord Hailsham

  8. Pinky said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Sniper8052


    and while I think about it

    *plonk*

    ????
    Sniper would be one of the last I would killfile. His posting history
    is generally well thought out and a positive contribution to the group
    (not to mention entertaining about how he actively improves safety for
    us on the road).

    Definitely more light than heat, even if I don't agree with him at
    times.

    ...d

  9. Pinky said:

    and while I think about it

    *plonk*

    That seems unreasonable. Sniper has long been a valued contributor to
    this ng, and I saw nothing in his observations in this case that
    warranted plonking.

    --
    Danny Colyer <URL:http://www.colyer.plus.com/danny/>
    Subscribe to PlusNet <URL:http://www.colyer.plus.com/referral/>
    "He who dares not offend cannot be honest." - Thomas Paine

  10. Pinky said:

    and while I think about it

    *plonk*

    WTF for? Sniper's posts are well-thought out and/or amusing, albeit
    infrequent. They're certainly not kneejerk, like most of mine. :-)

    R.

  11. Danny Colyer said:
    Pinky said:

    and while I think about it

    *plonk*

    That seems unreasonable. Sniper has long been a valued contributor to
    this ng, and I saw nothing in his observations in this case that
    warranted plonking.

    <aol>
    I agree!
    </aol>

    --
    Tony

    "The best way I know of to win an argument is to start by being in the
    right."
    - Lord Hailsham

  12. Sniper8052(L96A1) wrote:

    Are you supposed to be good cop or bad cop?

    Good cop should have given the obviously-required directions
    to Mornington Crescent. Bad cop should have nicked him.

    --
    not me guv

  13. Pinky said:

    "Pinky" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Sniper8052(L96A1)" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I watched in dumbfounded disbelief yesterday as a cyclist travelled toward
    me...#
    Firstly he was travelling East, on the south

    <snip><snip>

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Square and disappeared toward St James's. I just could not believe his
    bare faced cheek or damn luck. If anyone deserved to be a statistic it
    had to be him, frankly I can't see why he hasn't been one yet - other
    than the bike looked brand new and was a female so perhaps borrowed bike.

    Sniper8052


    I can only assume, with all that detail that the "cyclist" was you!

    Trevor A Panther
    In South Yorkshire,
    England, United Kingdom.


    and while I think about it

    *plonk*


    Normally when someone gets killfiled by someone who announces it, the
    replies are along the lines of "I've already killfiled that idiot". In
    this instance, I think you'll find that not to be the case, myself included.

    Having said that, I did see some humour in it, as I read it as:
    Charmed Charing Cross cyclist clocked.
    Pink Panther plonks plod.

    JimP

    --
    Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to
    grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after
    all. - DNA

  14. Jim Price said:

    Having said that, I did see some humour in it, as I read it as:
    Charmed Charing Cross cyclist clocked.
    Pink Panther plonks plod.

    YOMAK

    ...d

  15. Pinky said:

    "Pinky" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "Sniper8052(L96A1)" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I watched in dumbfounded disbelief yesterday as a cyclist travelled toward
    me...#
    Firstly he was travelling East, on the south

    <snip><snip>

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Square and disappeared toward St James's. I just could not believe his
    bare faced cheek or damn luck. If anyone deserved to be a statistic it
    had to be him, frankly I can't see why he hasn't been one yet - other
    than the bike looked brand new and was a female so perhaps borrowed bike.

    Sniper8052

    I can only assume, with all that detail that the "cyclist" was you!

    Trevor A Panther
    In South Yorkshire,
    England, United Kingdom.


    and while I think about it

    *plonk*

    Ooops. How embarassing for you :-)

    --
    Nobby Anderson

  16. David Martin said:
    Pinky said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Sniper8052


    and while I think about it

    *plonk*

    ????
    Sniper would be one of the last I would killfile. His posting history
    is generally well thought out and a positive contribution to the group
    (not to mention entertaining about how he actively improves safety for
    us on the road).

    Definitely more light than heat, even if I don't agree with him at
    times.

    Can someone tell me why this account is generally seen as more
    trustworthy than the attempted (racist) murder of a cyclist reported in
    this group last December?

  17. Tony Raven said:
    Quoted message said:

    could not believe his bare faced cheek or damn luck. If anyone deserved
    to be a statistic it had to be him, frankly I can't see why he hasn't
    been one yet - other than the bike looked brand new and was a female so
    perhaps borrowed bike.

    And you chose not to whip out your police badge and re-educate him about
    considerate, legal and safe cycling?

    Given his prediliction for cycling the wrong way up the road weaving
    in and out of the traffic, I suspect the risk involved to Sniper in
    catching up with him would have been significant!

    Phil

    --
    http://www.kantaka.co.uk/ .oOo. public key: http://www.kantaka.co.uk/gpg.txt

  18. Squashme said:


    Can someone tell me why this account is generally seen as more
    trustworthy than the attempted (racist) murder of a cyclist reported in
    this group last December?

    Because Sniper is a known and generally trusted poster here. Can
    someone tell me why you are so fixated on extracting apologies for the
    scepticism around the original Sheffield report?

    --
    Tony

    "The best way I know of to win an argument is to start by being in the
    right."
    - Lord Hailsham

  19. Squashme said:
    David Martin said:
    Pinky said:

    >> Sniper8052
    and while I think about it

    *plonk*

    ????
    Sniper would be one of the last I would killfile. His posting history
    is generally well thought out and a positive contribution to the group
    (not to mention entertaining about how he actively improves safety for
    us on the road).

    Definitely more light than heat, even if I don't agree with him at
    times.

    Can someone tell me why this account is generally seen as more
    trustworthy than the attempted (racist) murder of a cyclist reported in
    this group last December?

    You mean 'the account of an attempted racist murder'?

    1. All the geography matches up. I know the area (used to commute
    through there) and the names and places are congruent with reality.
    2. It doesn't have the impression (albeit unintended) of an
    inflammatory posting trolling for a knee-jerk repsonse with no
    contemporary support where support would have been expected.
    3. Sniper is well known in the group and could be regarded as a
    'reliable witness'. The other account was from someone almost
    completely unknown to most in the group.
    4. The implications of the event are not as significant. i.e. it
    doesn't matter if it was true or not. Therefore less weight is put on
    to assessing the validity.

    The responses so far have been 'OK, it was essentially true but given a
    similar posting today I'd have the same response' seems entirely proper
    (I can throw maths at it if you wish).

    Happy now?

    ...d

  20. in message <[email hidden]>, Pinky

    (') said:

    and while I think about it

    *plonk*


    Wouldn't do that, if I were you, Trevor. Sniper is a London policeman who
    often has sensible, level headed and informative views from, as it were,
    the other side of the fence. He's made me think a number of times, and
    that can't be bad.

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

    ;; I put the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia'

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