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  1. Here's a fun eye test:

    http://home.comcast.net/~carlfogel/download/eyetest.jpg

    The picture shows the items listed far below. They're lying
    on a smooth black plastic notebook in a well-lit room about
    18 inches from a shaded 100 watt bulb.

    One of WalMart's finest $15 digital cameras was used to
    capture enough detail at 8 inches that you can make out the
    heads on the dime and penny, as well as the blurred
    "LIBERTY" on the left of the penny and the blurred "1977" on
    its right.

    See if you can identify which objects some people claim only
    careless or near-sighted riders fail to avoid while riding
    at 10 to 40 mph (15 to 60 feet per second).

    Decide for yourself how often and how successfully you
    swerve to avoid such debris, dangerous or otherwise.

    Remember, you can't avoid them all on a cracked asphalt bike
    path or marked shoulder only six feet wide, littered with
    sand, pebbles, leaves, and so forth, particularly if lots of
    light-colored pebbles were included in the asphalt mix.

    A blink, sneeze, or sideways glance would probably cause you
    to miss spotting them (much less avoiding them) at 20 mph
    (30 feet per second).

    And it's a good idea not to be too close behind another
    rider--it's hard to see these little devils through his
    backside.

    6 goathead thorns (the 6th may be hard to spot)

    2 elm seedlings (they're covering the roads here)
    1 piece of a twig
    1 locust tree leaf
    1 wicked-looking, but harmless unidentified seed
    1 whirligig leaf

    2 pieces of glass extracted and saved from flats
    2 pebbles larger than others extracted from flats

    1 2mm spoke elbow
    1 knurled Presta valve stem retaining nut
    1 rusted bicycle chain pin
    1 toppled green plastic Slime Presta valve cap
    1 upright black plastic normal Presta valve cap

    1 #5 lead sinker
    1 #15 Eagle Claw fish hook
    1 1-inch wood screw

    1 Sara Lee Premium Bakery Bun sesame seed

    no sand, although there's plenty of it on my roads
    no cactus (never had a cactus flat)
    no long-burr thorns (harmless)
    no 9mm shell cases (occasionally spotted)

    Feel free to submit guesses in any form. Can you spot all 6
    goatheads? If there's enough interest, I'll post the
    answers.

    For anyone curious, here's a clean, classic goathead posing
    on a dime like a Playboy model on a bean-bag chair:

    http://home.comcast.net/~carlfogel/download/Goathead.jpg

    For foreign currency holders, a dime is about 18mm, and a
    penny is about 19mm.

    Real goatheads rarely choose shiny, well-lit backgrounds and
    are often dirty, dark, and rounded down except for one
    deadly spine. The six in the picture were obtained from the
    soles of my sneakers after a fifty-foot walk, so they're
    warranted to pierce 700c tires.

    For fun, plant an object resembling any of the 6 goatheads
    somewhere on a 15-mile ride and offer to buy a friend dinner
    to spot it. Somebody will get a good meal out of it.

    Happy squinting!

    Carl Fogel

  2. Quoted message said:

    Here's a fun eye test:

    http://home.comcast.net/~carlfogel/download/eyetest.jpg

    The picture shows the items listed far below. They're lying
    on a smooth black plastic notebook in a well-lit room about
    18 inches from a shaded 100 watt bulb.

    One of WalMart's finest $15 digital cameras

    Which performs about as well as their $45 BSOs.

    Quoted message said:


    6 goathead thorns (the 6th may be hard to spot)

    2 elm seedlings (they're covering the roads here)
    1 piece of a twig
    1 locust tree leaf
    1 wicked-looking, but harmless unidentified seed
    1 whirligig leaf

    2 pieces of glass extracted and saved from flats
    2 pebbles larger than others extracted from flats

    1 2mm spoke elbow
    1 knurled Presta valve stem retaining nut
    1 rusted bicycle chain pin
    1 toppled green plastic Slime Presta valve cap
    1 upright black plastic normal Presta valve cap

    1 #5 lead sinker
    1 #15 Eagle Claw fish hook
    1 1-inch wood screw

    1 Sara Lee Premium Bakery Bun sesame seed

    no sand, although there's plenty of it on my roads
    no cactus (never had a cactus flat)
    no long-burr thorns (harmless)
    no 9mm shell cases (occasionally spotted)

    Feel free to submit guesses in any form. Can you spot all 6
    goatheads? If there's enough interest, I'll post the
    answers.

    I see 5 including the one in the shade of the black presta cap but for
    the life of me I can't see the 6th. And I'm just assuming that the two
    items that look like oats are elm seedlings.

    I'll guess that there's a goathead on the dime.

    Greg

    --
    "All my time I spent in heaven
    Revelries of dance and wine
    Waking to the sound of laughter
    Up I'd rise and kiss the sky" - The Mekons

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    For anyone curious, here's a clean, classic goathead posing
    on a dime like a Playboy model on a bean-bag chair:

    http://home.comcast.net/~carlfogel/download/Goathead.jpg

    I'll never be able to see *either* of those things without thinking of
    the other, now. Curse you.

    But yeah - on my commute, I'm lucky to spot that new unsigned 30mm
    steel plate sitting in the road, as I peer forward among the cabs ans
    streetcars.

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