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  1. The best diet is the two Mu_n diet. You don't have to worry about
    pounds, feet, or all that complicated stuff.

    Here is how it works. Get two large mirrors facing each other. Pull
    your pants down and bend over. If you look through your legs, you will
    be able to see two Mu_ns. <1,2> We all know that some of the people
    in this group will have to remove their head from between the Mu_ns to
    do this, but everyone should be able to do it, ime.

    Next take several bowls and place them over the two Mu_ns. Select the
    two that fit just right. Just use common sense for this, as it says on
    the web site. These will be the bowls you will use to eat everything.
    You might want to wash them first.

    One bowl is used for the morning meal and the other is for the evening
    meal. If you get hungry in between, just keep telling yourself it is
    gluttony to eat too much. Say it over and over until you are sick of
    it. That works every time, ime.

    After a while you will also get sick of eating out of the same bowls
    all the time. This will keep you from eating too much, and you might
    find you don't even want to fill the bowls anymore.

    See how easy it is. Just pour some slop in the bowl and eat it. Much
    easier than the other two (something) diets. Your Mu_ns will look
    great in no time.

    moonie

    <1> If you see three Mu_ns, put down the bottle, stop drinking, and
    try it tomorrow.
    <2> If you see more than three Mu_ns, do this in front of your doctor,
    without the bottle, of course, so you can find out if you might have a
    more serious problem.

  2. Quoted message said:

    The best diet is the two Mu_n diet. You don't have to worry about
    pounds, feet, or all that complicated stuff.

    Here is how it works. Get two large mirrors facing each other. Pull
    your pants down and bend over. If you look through your legs, you will
    be able to see two Mu_ns. <1,2> We all know that some of the people
    in this group will have to remove their head from between the Mu_ns to
    do this, but everyone should be able to do it, ime.

    Next take several bowls and place them over the two Mu_ns. Select the
    two that fit just right. Just use common sense for this, as it says on
    the web site. These will be the bowls you will use to eat everything.
    You might want to wash them first.

    One bowl is used for the morning meal and the other is for the evening
    meal. If you get hungry in between, just keep telling yourself it is
    gluttony to eat too much. Say it over and over until you are sick of
    it. That works every time, ime.

    After a while you will also get sick of eating out of the same bowls
    all the time. This will keep you from eating too much, and you might
    find you don't even want to fill the bowls anymore.

    Then you could do the 2Foot-Pound-Diet. It will take two foot-pounds
    of force to push those bowls away. One pound of push over a distance
    of two feet. Or two pounds of push for one foot. Or maybe 0.8 pounds
    over 2.5 feet. Or 1.4 pounds over 0.7143857 feet...

    Makes a lot of sense. Comparatively...

    Pastorio

    Quoted message said:

    See how easy it is. Just pour some slop in the bowl and eat it. Much
    easier than the other two (something) diets. Your Mu_ns will look
    great in no time.

    moonie

    <1> If you see three Mu_ns, put down the bottle, stop drinking, and
    try it tomorrow.
    <2> If you see more than three Mu_ns, do this in front of your doctor,
    without the bottle, of course, so you can find out if you might have a
    more serious problem.

  3. On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 02:49:17 -0500, Bob Pastorio <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
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    After a while you will also get sick of eating out of the same bowls
    all the time. This will keep you from eating too much, and you might
    find you don't even want to fill the bowls anymore.

    Then you could do the 2Foot-Pound-Diet.

    Why do you hate the two Mu_n diet so much? I speak the truth.

    Quoted message said:

    It will take two foot-pounds
    of force to push those bowls away. One pound of push over a distance
    of two feet. Or two pounds of push for one foot. Or maybe 0.8 pounds
    over 2.5 feet. Or 1.4 pounds over 0.7143857 feet...

    Not enough data. Where are your references? I always give excellent
    references to back up what I say. See <1,2> in my post, for example.

    Quoted message said:

    Makes a lot of sense. Comparatively...

    Why can't you see I speak the truth? You have my pity.

    Quoted message said:

    Pastorio

    I've heard that name before.

    moonie

  4. Quoted message said:

    See how easy it is. Just pour some slop in the bowl and eat it. Much
    easier than the other two (something) diets. Your Mu_ns will look
    great in no time.

    Oooooo, doctor, I love your diet. My Mu_ns really look good now. Other
    parts of me also look good. Would you like to, er... examine them
    sometime?

    Clueless

  5. Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    See how easy it is. Just pour some slop in the bowl and eat it. Much
    easier than the other two (something) diets. Your Mu_ns will look
    great in no time.

    Oooooo, doctor, I love your diet. My Mu_ns really look good now. Other
    parts of me also look good. Would you like to, er... examine them
    sometime?

    I see from your address that you are an invalid. This needs immediate
    attention. I can help you. Office closes at 4:00. I could see you at
    4:30 after everyone leaves. Call for an appointment.

    Your humble servant..... NO, not the whip again! I AM your humble
    servant, Master.

    Dr. Moonie WD, MD, PhD, QeD, AcE, SMPTE, IDE

    Board Certified Clitorologist

  6. On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 02:49:17 -0500, Bob Pastorio <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Then you could do the 2Foot-Pound-Diet.

    What are you, some kind of troublemaker? Every time the good Doctor
    writes another one of his innumerable pitches for his diet, you come
    along and say something bad about it. Don't you know he knows
    EVERYTHING and is ALWAYS RIGHT? Don't you see how he answers any
    question, about any subject? Just because the answer doesn't make
    sense to you, does that make it wrong? If he believes it, it must be
    the truth. Did you ever see him admit he was wrong about anything?

    I'm especially upset about your questioning the Mu_n diet, for obvious
    reasons.

    Mu_n Up My [censored]


  7. Quoted message said:


    Dr. Moonie WD, MD, PhD, QeD, AcE, SMPTE, IDE

    What is the WD and IDE?

  8. Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:


    Dr. Moonie WD, MD, PhD, QeD, AcE, SMPTE, IDE

    What is the WD

    Doctor of Whatever

    Quoted message said:

    and IDE?

    I forget now. You can check my website to view a copy of my
    certificate if you don't believe me. I speak the truth.

    moonie

  9. On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 11:57:32 -0500, [email hidden] wrote
    (in message <[email hidden]>😉:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:


    Dr. Moonie WD, MD, PhD, QeD, AcE, SMPTE, IDE

    What is the WD

    Doctor of Whatever

    Quoted message said:

    and IDE?

    I forget now. You can check my website to view a copy of my
    certificate if you don't believe me. I speak the truth.

    Doctor, are these those blurry jpegs that you can't read and that
    anyone with a copy of PhotoShop can gen up?

    Just want to be clear about this.

    --
    God's Other Humble Servant

    Steve

  10. Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:


    Dr. Moonie WD, MD, PhD, QeD, AcE, SMPTE, IDE

    What is the WD and IDE?

    Hey, why are you asking me? You are my alter ego and should know that!

    I must increase my Seroquel AGAIN! Or is it too much already? I will
    pray for the right dosage.

    moonie

  11. Steve said:

    On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 11:57:32 -0500, [email hidden] wrote
    (in message <[email hidden]>😉:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    >
    > Dr. Moonie WD, MD, PhD, QeD, AcE, SMPTE, IDE

    What is the WD

    Doctor of Whatever

    Quoted message said:

    and IDE?

    I forget now. You can check my website to view a copy of my
    certificate if you don't believe me. I speak the truth.

    Doctor, are these those blurry jpegs that you can't read and that
    anyone with a copy of PhotoShop can gen up?

    I used the Microsoft Paint program. I guess it's not too good. I'll
    have Mu, my alter ego, look into PhotoShop. Maybe he can do a better
    job.

    I speak the truth - for everythnig else see Mu_whatever.

    Dr. Moonie DMV, DVM, VMD, MVD, PDQ

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