OT: Trollop or Floozie?

Felice Friese said:

Damsel, whom I salute as Head Trollop, has invested me as a Trollop and I am
so proud I could burst.

Ophelia, on the other hand, has graciously accepted me as a Floozie.

But are they mutually exclusive? I'd be honored to be both!

Strumpet!

Quoted message said:

Felice

--Bryan

np: White Rabbit--Grace Slick and the Great Society

Felice Friese said:

Damsel, whom I salute as Head Trollop, has invested me as a Trollop and I am
so proud I could burst.

sf hands Felice some Beano.

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Ophelia, on the other hand, has graciously accepted me as a Floozie.

Ophelia was looking at you through the bottom of her glass when she
made that decision. You knew she's a fuzzy thinker when she is in her
cups and you took advantage of her inebriated, albeit jovial,
condition.

I keep telling ya, Ophelia.... they don't play fair, but nooooo you
still think they want to be your friend.

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But are they mutually exclusive? I'd be honored to be both!

Felice

Sorry, Felice.... Fence sitters are automatic Trollops and drummed out
of Floozydom. You're either with us or against us, so I'm revoking
your stemmed glass privileges until further notice.

--
sf
Former Fashion Floozy

"Damsel in dis Dress" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Felice Friese said:

Damsel, whom I salute as Head Trollop, has invested me as a Trollop and I
am
so proud I could burst.

Ophelia, on the other hand, has graciously accepted me as a Floozie.

But are they mutually exclusive? I'd be honored to be both!

I truly see no reason why one can't be a drunken [censored]. If the shoe
fits, wear it proudly!

Carol

Why not indeed. And may I offer my services as secretary, fundraiser or
communications co-ordinator.

Anything but bookkeeper!

Elaine

On Fri, 14 Apr 2006 13:03:49 -0400, "elaine" <[email hidden]>

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"Damsel in dis Dress" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Felice Friese said:

Damsel, whom I salute as Head Trollop, has invested me as a Trollop and I
am
so proud I could burst.

Ophelia, on the other hand, has graciously accepted me as a Floozie.

But are they mutually exclusive? I'd be honored to be both!

I truly see no reason why one can't be a drunken [censored]. If the shoe
fits, wear it proudly!

Carol

Why not indeed. And may I offer my services as secretary, fundraiser or
communications co-ordinator.

Anything but bookkeeper!

Elaine, I think we need a good communications coordinator. I am no
longer being taken at my word, and perhaps you can lend credibility to
the movement to unite those who want to participate in both groups in
harmony. Carry on!

Carol, Head Trollop, but not a drunken one - I remain pure - sorta
--

Some people are like Slinkies... they don't really have a purpose but
they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Stolen from "traid" on the IRC

"Damsel in dis Dress" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Felice Friese said:

Damsel, whom I salute as Head Trollop, has invested me as a Trollop and I

am

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Quoted message said:

so proud I could burst.

Ophelia, on the other hand, has graciously accepted me as a Floozie.

But are they mutually exclusive? I'd be honored to be both!

I truly see no reason why one can't be a drunken [censored]. If the shoe
fits, wear it proudly!

Eggsackerly!!!

On Fri, 14 Apr 2006 10:02:17 -0700, sf <[email hidden]>

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Sorry, Felice.... Fence sitters are automatic Trollops and drummed out
of Floozydom. You're either with us or against us, so I'm revoking
your stemmed glass privileges until further notice.

--

What am I?

Christine, who should be a Floozie...

"Damsel in dis Dress" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On Fri, 14 Apr 2006 13:03:49 -0400, "elaine" <[email hidden]>

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"Damsel in dis Dress" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:08:51 -0400, "Felice Friese"
<[email hidden]> wrote:

>Damsel, whom I salute as Head Trollop, has invested me as a Trollop and
>I
>am
>so proud I could burst.
>
>Ophelia, on the other hand, has graciously accepted me as a Floozie.
>
>But are they mutually exclusive? I'd be honored to be both!

I truly see no reason why one can't be a drunken [censored]. If the shoe
fits, wear it proudly!

Carol

Why not indeed. And may I offer my services as secretary, fundraiser or
communications co-ordinator.

Anything but bookkeeper!

Elaine, I think we need a good communications coordinator. I am no
longer being taken at my word, and perhaps you can lend credibility to
the movement to unite those who want to participate in both groups in
harmony. Carry on!

Carol, Head Trollop, but not a drunken one - I remain pure - sorta

Ok, the way I seem my job description is 1. be diplomatic - in a drunken
kind of way - and 2. be able to appease all sides - e.g. be easy. I see
no reason why this cannot be accomplished, after all isn't that how we
elect our politicians🙂

E (who doesn't seem to have anything better to do on a rainy Good Friday)

"Felice Friese" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Quoted message said:

Damsel, whom I salute as Head Trollop, has invested me as a Trollop
and I am so proud I could burst.

Ophelia, on the other hand, has graciously accepted me as a Floozie.

But are they mutually exclusive? I'd be honored to be both!

Felice

Andy [rasing hand wildly, sitting up straight in my La-Z-Boy to ask:]

Does every newsgroup have Trollops and Floozies? Whatever happened to
Dames?

🙂

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On Fri, 14 Apr 2006 13:03:49 -0400, "elaine" <[email hidden]>

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"Damsel in dis Dress" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:08:51 -0400, "Felice Friese"
> <[email hidden]> wrote:
>
>>Damsel, whom I salute as Head Trollop, has invested me as a Trollop

and

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>>I
>>am
>>so proud I could burst.
>>
>>Ophelia, on the other hand, has graciously accepted me as a Floozie.
>>
>>But are they mutually exclusive? I'd be honored to be both!
>
> I truly see no reason why one can't be a drunken [censored]. If the shoe
> fits, wear it proudly!
>
> Carol

Why not indeed. And may I offer my services as secretary, fundraiser or
communications co-ordinator.

Anything but bookkeeper!

Elaine, I think we need a good communications coordinator. I am no
longer being taken at my word, and perhaps you can lend credibility to
the movement to unite those who want to participate in both groups in
harmony. Carry on!

Carol, Head Trollop, but not a drunken one - I remain pure - sorta

Ok, the way I seem my job description is 1. be diplomatic - in a drunken
kind of way

Of course this is the main requirement to being a Floozie🙂))

- and 2. be able to appease all sides - e.g. be easy. I see

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no reason why this cannot be accomplished, after all isn't that how we
elect our politicians🙂

Perfick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would you care to be my Floozie consultant along with Margaret? 🙂)

Christine Dabney said:

On Fri, 14 Apr 2006 10:02:17 -0700, sf <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Sorry, Felice.... Fence sitters are automatic Trollops and drummed out
of Floozydom. You're either with us or against us, so I'm revoking
your stemmed glass privileges until further notice.

--

What am I?

Christine, who should be a Floozie...

I remember a small matter about you being part of the Sisterhood of
Trollops. Are you willing to revoke all ties with them and become a
dyed in the wool Floozy? It isn't an easy decision, I know - but
Floozies don't waver, they stagger. If you decide to play on our
team, we will cleanse your palate in the distillery immediately after
receiving confirmation of your intent to convert.

Of course, you know that as a former Trollop, you will have to go
through our intense reprogramming course which includes 50 days in the
wine cellar and 10 repetitions per day of arm and wrist exercises with
a stemmed glass. After you pass the final test, you will be required
to hoist a few in honor of the Head Lush and toast to your allegiance
with Floozydom.

Your secret decoder ring will be in the mail upon the completion of
the above criteria.

--
sf
Former Fashion Floozy

On Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:18:56 -0700, sf <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

It isn't an easy decision, I know - but
Floozies don't waver, they stagger. If you decide to play on our
team, we will cleanse your palate in the distillery immediately after
receiving confirmation of your intent to convert.

Of course, you know that as a former Trollop, you will have to go
through our intense reprogramming course which includes 50 days in the
wine cellar and 10 repetitions per day of arm and wrist exercises with
a stemmed glass. After you pass the final test, you will be required
to hoist a few in honor of the Head Lush and toast to your allegiance
with Floozydom.

Well..I haven't really been a trollop for a long time..since 1998, in
fact. But I have staggered a lot before and since then, and only a
night or so ago, got lots of exercise (more than required) of the
wrist and arm using that stemmed glass. And I personally have way
more than I need of those stemmed glasses for my exercise.

And I make sure I carry one of those, and the correct liquid to put in
it, on my travels.

And my exercising goes back years and years...even before I knew the
meaning of trollop.

50 days in the wine cellar? I suppose it could be worse..it could
only be one day...

Christine

Andy said:

"Felice Friese" <[email hidden]> wrote in
news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

Damsel, whom I salute as Head Trollop, has invested me as a Trollop
and I am so proud I could burst.

Ophelia, on the other hand, has graciously accepted me as a Floozie.

But are they mutually exclusive? I'd be honored to be both!

Felice

Floozy? Fffttttt! She's a true Trollop, Andy... it's just as plain
as the nose on your face.

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Andy [rasing hand wildly, sitting up straight in my La-Z-Boy to ask:]

Does every newsgroup have Trollops and Floozies?

No. Trollops and Floozies are loyal to the Studmuffins of RFC. We
might be wild but we aren't wanton.... well, Trollops can speak for
themselves.

Quoted message said:

Whatever happened to Dames?

As in Grande Dame? Their numbers are few and they're scattered all
over the internet.

--
sf
Former Fashion Floozy

I said:

And my exercising goes back years and years...even before I knew the
meaning of trollop.

And speaking of which, the floozie sf has seen me exercising my
floozie skills in person.

Christine

Christine Dabney said:

On Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:18:56 -0700, sf <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

It isn't an easy decision, I know - but
Floozies don't waver, they stagger. If you decide to play on our
team, we will cleanse your palate in the distillery immediately after
receiving confirmation of your intent to convert.

Of course, you know that as a former Trollop, you will have to go
through our intense reprogramming course which includes 50 days in the
wine cellar and 10 repetitions per day of arm and wrist exercises with
a stemmed glass. After you pass the final test, you will be required
to hoist a few in honor of the Head Lush and toast to your allegiance
with Floozydom.

Well..I haven't really been a trollop for a long time..since 1998, in
fact. But I have staggered a lot before and since then, and only a
night or so ago, got lots of exercise (more than required) of the
wrist and arm using that stemmed glass. And I personally have way
more than I need of those stemmed glasses for my exercise.

And I make sure I carry one of those, and the correct liquid to put in
it, on my travels.

Great! That's an essential part of Floozy training... you've already
passed a test and your palate hasn't even been cleansed yet.

Quoted message said:

And my exercising goes back years and years...even before I knew the
meaning of trollop.

Aha! You've been secretly training to become one of us, so we may end
up fast tracking your application.

Quoted message said:

50 days in the wine cellar? I suppose it could be worse..it could
only be one day...

Is that a yes? Meet me in the distillery behind the corner bar in an
hour. We will begin your conversion ceremony there.

--
sf
Former Fashion Floozy

Ophelia said:

"elaine" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"Damsel in dis Dress" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On Fri, 14 Apr 2006 13:03:49 -0400, "elaine" <[email hidden]>
wrote:

>"Damsel in dis Dress" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
>news:[email hidden]...
>
>>On Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:08:51 -0400, "Felice Friese"
>><[email hidden]> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Damsel, whom I salute as Head Trollop, has invested me as a Trollop

and

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>>>I
>>>am
>>>so proud I could burst.
>>>
>>>Ophelia, on the other hand, has graciously accepted me as a Floozie.
>>>
>>>But are they mutually exclusive? I'd be honored to be both!
>>
>>I truly see no reason why one can't be a drunken [censored]. If the shoe
>>fits, wear it proudly!
>>
>>Carol
>
>Why not indeed. And may I offer my services as secretary, fundraiser or
>communications co-ordinator.
>
>Anything but bookkeeper!

Elaine, I think we need a good communications coordinator. I am no
longer being taken at my word, and perhaps you can lend credibility to
the movement to unite those who want to participate in both groups in
harmony. Carry on!

Carol, Head Trollop, but not a drunken one - I remain pure - sorta

Ok, the way I seem my job description is 1. be diplomatic - in a drunken
kind of way

Of course this is the main requirement to being a Floozie🙂))

- and 2. be able to appease all sides - e.g. be easy. I see

Quoted message said:

no reason why this cannot be accomplished, after all isn't that how we
elect our politicians🙂

Perfick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would you care to be my Floozie consultant along with Margaret? 🙂)

I ain't anybody's consultant, being too busy pouting and exercising my
fingers by clutching the stem of a wine glass.

I have also realized something, but I do not know whether I should
share the secret with you. O.K., I will not name a name, but someone
in our midst is aspiring to be both a Trollop and a Floozie. Well,
does that not make her something double or......Two-faced!!!! I
believe that with the help of my cat, Tandoora, I have just solved the
puzzle that has occupied the minds of so many in rfc. Just wait and
see, it will not be long before I will be Empress Of All The
Floozies!!! Or at least will be banished to the Catacombs where all
the wine is stored, for at least a year.

"sf" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Christine Dabney said:

On Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:18:56 -0700, sf <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

It isn't an easy decision, I know - but
Floozies don't waver, they stagger. If you decide to play on our
team, we will cleanse your palate in the distillery immediately after
receiving confirmation of your intent to convert.

Of course, you know that as a former Trollop, you will have to go
through our intense reprogramming course which includes 50 days in the
wine cellar and 10 repetitions per day of arm and wrist exercises with
a stemmed glass. After you pass the final test, you will be required
to hoist a few in honor of the Head Lush and toast to your allegiance
with Floozydom.

Well..I haven't really been a trollop for a long time..since 1998, in
fact. But I have staggered a lot before and since then, and only a
night or so ago, got lots of exercise (more than required) of the
wrist and arm using that stemmed glass. And I personally have way
more than I need of those stemmed glasses for my exercise.

And I make sure I carry one of those, and the correct liquid to put in
it, on my travels.

Great! That's an essential part of Floozy training... you've already
passed a test and your palate hasn't even been cleansed yet.

And you got your Floozie training... from where???

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

And my exercising goes back years and years...even before I knew the
meaning of trollop.

Aha! You've been secretly training to become one of us, so we may end
up fast tracking your application.

And who is... us?

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50 days in the wine cellar? I suppose it could be worse..it could
only be one day...

Is that a yes? Meet me in the distillery behind the corner bar in an
hour. We will begin your conversion ceremony there.

*YOU* will begin nuffin' wivout me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I happen to be a diehard, not to mention one of the
original, trollops, but I have a serious floozy streak, too.

Full time trollop, part time floozy. How's that.

nancy

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Andy said:

"Felice Friese" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Damsel, whom I salute as Head Trollop, has invested me as a Trollop
and I am so proud I could burst.

Ophelia, on the other hand, has graciously accepted me as a

Floozie.

Quoted message said:

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But are they mutually exclusive? I'd be honored to be both!

Felice

Floozy? Fffttttt! She's a true Trollop, Andy... it's just as plain
as the nose on your face.

Quoted message said:

Andy [rasing hand wildly, sitting up straight in my La-Z-Boy to ask:]

Does every newsgroup have Trollops and Floozies?

No. Trollops and Floozies are loyal to the Studmuffins of RFC. We
might be wild but we aren't wanton.... well, Trollops can speak for
themselves.

Quoted message said:

Whatever happened to Dames?

As in Grande Dame? Their numbers are few and they're scattered all
over the internet.

No, no! As in:

"I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived."
Bette Davis

Not to cast the trollops and floozies in the same light, naturally!

-- "Margaret Suran" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Ophelia said:

"elaine" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"Damsel in dis Dress" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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>On Fri, 14 Apr 2006 13:03:49 -0400, "elaine" <[email hidden]>
>wrote:
>
>
>>"Damsel in dis Dress" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
>>news:[email hidden]...
>>
>>>On Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:08:51 -0400, "Felice Friese"
>>><[email hidden]> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Damsel, whom I salute as Head Trollop, has invested me as a Trollop

and

Quoted message said:

>>>>I
>>>>am
>>>>so proud I could burst.
>>>>
>>>>Ophelia, on the other hand, has graciously accepted me as a Floozie.
>>>>
>>>>But are they mutually exclusive? I'd be honored to be both!
>>>
>>>I truly see no reason why one can't be a drunken [censored]. If the shoe
>>>fits, wear it proudly!
>>>
>>>Carol
>>
>>Why not indeed. And may I offer my services as secretary, fundraiser
>>or
>>communications co-ordinator.
>>
>>Anything but bookkeeper!
>
>Elaine, I think we need a good communications coordinator. I am no
>longer being taken at my word, and perhaps you can lend credibility to
>the movement to unite those who want to participate in both groups in
>harmony. Carry on!
>
>Carol, Head Trollop, but not a drunken one - I remain pure - sorta

Ok, the way I seem my job description is 1. be diplomatic - in a drunken
kind of way

Of course this is the main requirement to being a Floozie🙂))

- and 2. be able to appease all sides - e.g. be easy. I see

Quoted message said:

no reason why this cannot be accomplished, after all isn't that how we
elect our politicians🙂

Perfick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would you care to be my Floozie consultant along with Margaret? 🙂)

I ain't anybody's consultant, being too busy pouting and exercising my
fingers by clutching the stem of a wine glass.

I have also realized something, but I do not know whether I should share
the secret with you. O.K., I will not name a name, but someone in our
midst is aspiring to be both a Trollop and a Floozie.

Hey, it really is ok to be both!

And at the risk of really sending you to the dungeon - you're sounding like
the long, long threaded person of last week, who never really named the
name. But I sorta gave up.

Elaine