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  1. In an unlikely turn of events the late Pamela Parsons or
    "Patches" as her not so close friends called her, has committed
    suicide. Investigators say the note though mostly ramblings about a
    person known only as "James"; did mention torment and ridicule by
    her online friends to be the breaking point of her fragile state of
    mind. Patches, being a 500 pound shut in for the last six years of her
    life became addicted to the internet to coincide with her addiction
    with pizzas. In 2002 she became an avid poster in many forums but
    alt.food.cooking was said to be her favorite. She is survived by her
    cat "Pepperoni" and her gold fish "Beer batter" .

  2. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    In an unlikely turn of events the late Pamela Parsons or
    "Patches" as her not so close friends called her, has committed
    suicide. Investigators say the note though mostly ramblings about a
    person known only as "James"; did mention torment and ridicule by
    her online friends to be the breaking point of her fragile state of
    mind. Patches, being a 500 pound shut in for the last six years of her
    life became addicted to the internet to coincide with her addiction
    with pizzas. In 2002 she became an avid poster in many forums but
    alt.food.cooking was said to be her favorite. She is survived by her
    cat "Pepperoni" and her gold fish "Beer batter" .

    That's utterly tasteless and cruel. Post it again. 🙂

  3. [email hidden] wrote:

    Looks like someone just can't stand to see the whole thing
    die. It's a rather transparant attempt to create another
    endless thread, among other things.

    <yawn>

    Thread killed.

    --
    Reg

  4. Your right Reg, I should have posted it as a reply to the original
    thread. My bad.

  5. Doug Kanter said:

    That's utterly tasteless and cruel. Post it again. 🙂

    LOL!!....

    nb

  6. Your right Reg, I should have posted it as a reply to the original
    thread. Besides I wouldn't want to compromise her dignity...

  7. notbob said:
    Doug Kanter said:

    That's utterly tasteless and cruel. Post it again. 🙂

    LOL!!....

    nb

    SERIOUSLY LOL.

  8. Quoted message said:

    In an unlikely turn of events the late Pamela Parsons or
    "Patches" as her not so close friends called her, has committed
    suicide...

    Heh. Posted from Denver (Highlands Ranch), Colorado.

    Nice touch.

    -sw

  9. Steve Wertz said:
    Quoted message said:

    In an unlikely turn of events the late Pamela Parsons or
    "Patches" as her not so close friends called her, has committed
    suicide...

    Heh. Posted from Denver (Highlands Ranch), Colorado.

    Nice touch.

    -sw

    As much as I am sick of all this, you still made me chuckle, Steve.
    🙂

    --

    saerah

    http://anisaerah.cmayes.net/blog/

    email:
    anisaerah at s b c global.net

    Adam Bowman said:

    I always wonder when someone brings up a point about Bush, and you
    then bring up something that Clinton did, are you saying they are both
    wrong? Because that's all it points out to me, places where they both
    messed up. It doesn't negate the fact that Bush did wrong; was that
    your intention?

    That type of argument is like

    "Bob shot someone"

    "Yeah, but don't you remember when Don hit that guy with a bat?"

  10. Steve Wertz said:


    Heh. Posted from Denver (Highlands Ranch), Colorado.

    i got golden, colorado

  11. On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 17:49:04 -0400, "AC" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:


    Steve Wertz said:


    Heh. Posted from Denver (Highlands Ranch), Colorado.

    i got golden, colorado

    I'm just going by the current Visual Route database.
    http://www.visualroute.com/

    What do you use?

    -sw

  12. notbob said:
    Doug Kanter said:

    That's utterly tasteless and cruel. Post it again. 🙂

    LOL!!....

    nb

    You fools! You're practically inviting her to come back.

    Bob

  13. zxcvbob said:
    notbob said:
    Doug Kanter said:

    That's utterly tasteless and cruel. Post it again. 🙂

    LOL!!....

    nb

    You fools! You're practically inviting her to come back.

    Bob


    I totally am convinced she will come back.. if not as "patches" than as
    a "new" persona under another name.

  14. "zxcvbob" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    notbob said:
    Doug Kanter said:

    That's utterly tasteless and cruel. Post it again. 🙂

    LOL!!....

    nb

    You fools! You're practically inviting her to come back.

    Bob

    Good! We'll pants her and throw her out in the street again and again....

  15. Goomba38 said:

    I totally am convinced she will come back.. if not as "patches" than as
    a "new" persona under another name.

    Yeah. We'll have to give everybody new a good, third-degree
    grilling. See how easy they crack or if they're prone to lunacy.

    ;-)

    -sw

  16. Doug Kanter said:

    "zxcvbob" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    notbob said:

    On 2006-04-12, Doug Kanter <[email hidden]> wrote:

    >That's utterly tasteless and cruel. Post it again. 🙂

    LOL!!....

    nb

    You fools! You're practically inviting her to come back.

    Bob

    Good! We'll pants her and throw her out in the street again and again....

    oh, she'll come back any way, in one apparition or another.

    --

    saerah

    http://anisaerah.cmayes.net/blog/

    email:
    anisaerah at s b c global.net

    Adam Bowman said:

    I always wonder when someone brings up a point about Bush, and you
    then bring up something that Clinton did, are you saying they are both
    wrong? Because that's all it points out to me, places where they both
    messed up. It doesn't negate the fact that Bush did wrong; was that
    your intention?

    That type of argument is like

    "Bob shot someone"

    "Yeah, but don't you remember when Don hit that guy with a bat?"

  17. Steve Wertz said:
    Goomba38 said:

    I totally am convinced she will come back.. if not as "patches" than as
    a "new" persona under another name.

    Yeah. We'll have to give everybody new a good, third-degree
    grilling. See how easy they crack or if they're prone to lunacy.

    ;-)

    Shine a light in their faces and ask them hard questions about where
    they were on June 14, 1996. Put sun glasses on and take them off a lot
    like Horatio. Maybe shoot one every now and then, like Jack. That'll
    keep the survivors honest.

    No, seriously...

    Pastorio

  18. "zxcvbob" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    You fools! You're practically inviting her to come back.

    Bob

    Speaking of which - I saw 280 new messages in the group
    this morning, and not a one from anyone named "patches."
    Could it possibly be that our long nightmare is over, a new
    day is dawning in r.f.c, and other cliche phrases that I might
    use when running for Supreme Planetary Dictator in a few
    years?

    Bob (Another one) M.

  19. Bob Myers said:

    Bob (Another one) M.

    LOL!

    Carol
    --

    Some people are like Slinkies... they don't really have a purpose but
    they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

    Stolen from "traid" on the IRC

  20. Quoted message said:

    In an unlikely turn of events the late Pamela Parsons or
    "Patches" as her not so close friends called her, has committed
    suicide. Investigators say the note though mostly ramblings about a
    person known only as "James"; did mention torment and ridicule by
    her online friends to be the breaking point of her fragile state of
    mind. Patches, being a 500 pound shut in for the last six years of her
    life became addicted to the internet to coincide with her addiction
    with pizzas. In 2002 she became an avid poster in many forums but
    alt.food.cooking was said to be her favorite. She is survived by her
    cat "Pepperoni" and her gold fish "Beer batter" .


    I've been absent for a couple of weeks. At the risk of reawakening some
    sort of monster, could somebody please tell me, briefly, what's been
    going on?

    Christine

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