What's the difference....

Thats funny man!

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?

A pickpocket snatches your watch....

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?

A man will actually spend 45 minutes looking for a golf ball.

My girlfriend has a tatoo of a seashell on her thigh. If you put your ear to it you can smell the ocean!😉
2 young brothers were walking to school and saw a dog licking himself. The older one said, "Wish I could do that." The younger one said, "He looks friendly.":eek:

it si funny said that .
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What's the difference between a proctologist and a bartender?

A proctologist only has to deal with one [censored] at a time.

i don't know actually 🙂 🙂

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classic one but still funny always:

What's the difference between Bea Arthur and an old shoe?

You'd eat an old shoe is you had to.

badabing!

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

What's the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish, it will die.

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What's the difference between a proctologist and a grade-one detective?

None - they're both crack investigators.

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What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

You can't hear an enzyme.

I was sitting in a bar one time and I saw a Jewish man walk in
and sit down to have a drink. After a few drinks a Chinese man
came in and sat next to him. The Jewish man immediately turned
and punched the other man in the face.
The Chinese man shouted, "You fool! What was that for?"

The Jewish man replied, "That's for Pearl Harbor."

Chinese man said, "You idiot, I am Chinese not Japanese!"

Jewish man replied, "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
The Chinese man proceeded to punch the Jewish man in the face.
The Jewish man clutched his jaw and said angrily, "Owww, why did
you do that?!"

The Chinese man replied, "That's for the Titanic."

Jewish man said, "But an iceberg caused it to sink, not me!"
The Chinese man smiled and said, "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference!"

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

A rooster clucks defiance...

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What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?

One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

A porcupine has the [censored] on the outside.

A baptist minister and a rabbi were sitting together on a plane. The flight attendant offered them drinks and the rabbi ordered a glass of wine. The minister said, "I'd rather have sex with a [censored] than let alcohol touch my lips." To which the rabbi said, "Hold my drink order, I didn't know we had options."

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it....

HAHAHAH!

If you thought that was funny, please watch my friend's video he created for the Rapha Festive 500 contest. It's about his bike ride from San Diego, down through Tijuana, Mexico, and back. The Rapha 500 Challenge took place over winter break, so the song is set to Jingle Bells...

If you like it, please click the "Like" button and help him win a new bike! (He needs a new bike. His current one is a Hong Kong POS)

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Whats the difference between a bull and an orchestra? An orchestra has the horns out back and the a**hole up front....