Cucumbers have a purpose at least. I have cucumber onion salad in my fridge right now! YUM!
I had a GF once who told me that if you microwave a cucumber just right it can feel exactly like a penis.
So do you nuke your cuke preesi?
Sticking it in your ass and leaving it in overnight also accomplishes the same thing. It's more organic that way and you don't have to worry about the harmful effects of microwave radiation.
"preesi" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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"Dr Ruth Wankenheimer" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > [email hidden] wrote: > >> On Thu, 6 Apr 2006 10:19:04 -0400, "preesi" <[email hidden]> >> wrote: >> >>> Attila_The_Tongue wrote: >>>> On Wed, 5 Apr 2006 21:44:18 -0400, "preesi" <[email hidden]> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>> Why do men still have a brain? >>>> >>>> >>>> Cucumbers cant hold down a steady job? >>> >>> Cucumbers have a purpose at least. >>> I have cucumber onion salad in my fridge right now! >>> YUM! >> >> I had a GF once who told me that if you microwave a cucumber just >> right it can >> feel exactly like a penis. >> >> So do you nuke your cuke preesi? > > Sticking it in your ass and leaving it in overnight also > accomplishes the same thing. It's more organic that way and you > don't have to worry about the harmful effects of microwave > radiation.
Can you practice [censored] on it?
BTW there is a nukable [censored]
For what possible reason would one want to nuke a [censored]?
I dont know, I just know they have one
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"preesi" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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never wrote: > "Dr Ruth Wankenheimer" <[email hidden]> wrote in > message news:[email hidden]... >> [email hidden] wrote: >> >>> On Thu, 6 Apr 2006 10:19:04 -0400, "preesi" <[email hidden]> >>> wrote: >>> >>>> Attila_The_Tongue wrote: >>>>> On Wed, 5 Apr 2006 21:44:18 -0400, "preesi" >>>>> <[email hidden]> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Why do men still have a brain? >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Cucumbers cant hold down a steady job? >>>> >>>> Cucumbers have a purpose at least. >>>> I have cucumber onion salad in my fridge right now! >>>> YUM! >>> >>> I had a GF once who told me that if you microwave a cucumber just >>> right it can >>> feel exactly like a penis. >>> >>> So do you nuke your cuke preesi? >> >> Sticking it in your ass and leaving it in overnight also >> accomplishes the same thing. It's more organic that way and you >> don't have to worry about the harmful effects of microwave >> radiation. > > Can you practice [censored] on it?
BTW there is a nukable [censored]
For what possible reason would one want to nuke a [censored]?
Osama bin [censored]?
We all can hope.
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"preesi" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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never wrote: > "Dr Ruth Wankenheimer" <[email hidden]> wrote in > message news:[email hidden]... >> [email hidden] wrote: >> >>> On Thu, 6 Apr 2006 10:19:04 -0400, "preesi" <[email hidden]> >>> wrote: >>> >>>> Attila_The_Tongue wrote: >>>>> On Wed, 5 Apr 2006 21:44:18 -0400, "preesi" <[email hidden]> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Why do men still have a brain? >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Cucumbers cant hold down a steady job? >>>> >>>> Cucumbers have a purpose at least. >>>> I have cucumber onion salad in my fridge right now! >>>> YUM! >>> >>> I had a GF once who told me that if you microwave a cucumber just >>> right it can >>> feel exactly like a penis. >>> >>> So do you nuke your cuke preesi? >> >> Sticking it in your ass and leaving it in overnight also accomplishes >> the same thing. It's more organic that way and you don't have to >> worry about the harmful effects of microwave radiation. > > Can you practice [censored] on it?
BTW there is a nukable [censored]
For what possible reason would one want to nuke a [censored]?
One day my Mom and I were in the produce department, picking out cucumbers. We both had one in our hand, squeezing it, when we glanced at one another and bust out laughing!!! She was 77 at the time🙂 Debi
