Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from
shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask
your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.
Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and
more confident about yourself and your actions.
Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let
you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about
anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately,
and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles
that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past,
and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding
and start living, with Tequila®.
Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't
mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, drymouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play
all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Tequila®. Leave Shyness Behind.(tm)
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Peace, Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson