Eternity is...

On 4 Apr 2006 15:58:42 -0700, "KevinS" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

two people and a ham. Attributed to (but not stolen from) Dorothy
Parker. Derivatively attribted to a Trader Joe radio ad (about a ham).
No stolen pictures or recipes.

The very least you could have done was to post a stolen picture of a
ham. Sheesh!

ObRecipe:

* Exported from MasterCook *

Honey Glazed Ham

Recipe By :Los Angeles Times
Serving Size : 8 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories :

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
---Glaze---
1 cup honey
1 cup packed brown sugar
2 2/3 tablespoons cider vinegar
1 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon ground cloves
---Ham---
6 pounds cooked ham, bone-in -- OR...
4 pounds cooked ham, boneless

Combine honey, brown sugar, vinegar, nutmeg, cinnamon and cloves.

Bake bone-in ham at 350 degrees F 1 hour to heat through basting with
honey sauce occasionally. Place in broiler to glaze top.

To cook boneless ham, slice halfway through at 1/4-inch intervals,
then tie with string. Place in roasting pan. Heat honey sauce and pour
over ham to marinate 24 hours before baking. then bake at 350 degrees
F 1 hour or until heated through. Glaze top under broiler, if desired.
Source:
"http://www.latimes.com/"
Copyright:
"November 19, 1989"
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Per Serving (excluding unknown items): 236 Calories; trace Fat (0.6%
calories from fat); trace Protein; 63g Carbohydrate; trace Dietary
Fiber; 0mg Cholesterol; 13mg Sodium. Exchanges: 0 Grain(Starch); 0
Fat; 4 Other Carbohydrates.

NOTES : "The glaze recipe has been cut in half - it makes a huge
amount otherwise." ~Damsel~
--

Some people are like Slinkies... they don't really have a purpose but
they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Stolen from "traid" on the IRC

Damsel in dis Dress wrote on April 4, 2006:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

two people and a ham. Attributed to (but not stolen from) Dorothy
Parker. Derivatively attribted to a Trader Joe radio ad (about a ham).
No stolen pictures or recipes.

Quoted message said:

The very least you could have done was to post a stolen picture of a
ham. Sheesh!

Something got snipped here.

I'd have to steal a camera.

Thanks for the recipe!

"Damsel in dis Dress" <[email hidden]> wrote

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On 4 Apr 2006 15:58:42 -0700, "KevinS" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

two people and a ham. Attributed to (but not stolen from) Dorothy
Parker. Derivatively attribted to a Trader Joe radio ad (about a ham).
No stolen pictures or recipes.

The very least you could have done was to post a stolen picture of a
ham. Sheesh!

Kevin's just not trying hard enough. Tsk.

Forever and a ham, I get my 'free' ham this week. I'm going to
try to actually finish this one.

nancy

Damsel in dis Dress said:

On 4 Apr 2006 15:58:42 -0700, "KevinS" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

two people and a ham. Attributed to (but not stolen from) Dorothy
Parker. Derivatively attribted to a Trader Joe radio ad (about a ham).
No stolen pictures or recipes.

The very least you could have done was to post a stolen picture of a
ham. Sheesh!

Here ya go...
http://www.wisconsinmade.com/wiscmade/images/products/1316l.jpg
http://www.theotherwhitemeat.com/images/recipePics/HighRes/557HR.jpg
http://www.honey.com/recipes/..%5Cimages%5Crecipes%5Cmain/ham.jpg

🙂
--

Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

In article <[email hidden]>,

KevinS said:

two people and a ham. Attributed to (but not stolen from) Dorothy
Parker. Derivatively attribted to a Trader Joe radio ad (about a ham).
No stolen pictures or recipes.

Hey! I'VE said that for years -- and years -- and years -- before I
ever heard of Dorothy Parker! You can look it up!
--
-Barb
<http://jamlady.eboard.com> Updated 4-2-06, Church review #11

"If it's not worth doing to excess, it's not worth doing at all."

Melba's Jammin' wrote on 4/4/2006:

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Hey! I'VE said that for years -- and years -- and years -- before I
ever heard of Dorothy Parker! You can look it up!

SO, she stole it from you? I ain't lookin' nothin' up on that icky
google thing.

Is there NOTHING??!! NOTHING??!! that you didn't get to first?
AND you're also implying that in that Mi state (too many n's, s's and
such)
that you've actually heard of Dorothy Parker? I hardly think so.

I'm drumming my fingertips impatently on the countertop.

sf wrote on 4/4/2006:

Quoted message said:

Here ya go...
http://www.wisconsinmade.com/wiscmade/images/products/1316l.jpg
http://www.theotherwhitemeat.com/images/recipePics/HighRes/557HR.jpg
http://www.honey.com/recipes/..%5Cimages%5Crecipes%5Cmain/ham.jpg

These are stolen? This could be a very serious matter.

On Tue 04 Apr 2006 06:33:05p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it KevinS?

Quoted message said:

Melba's Jammin' wrote on 4/4/2006:

Quoted message said:

Hey! I'VE said that for years -- and years -- and years -- before I
ever heard of Dorothy Parker! You can look it up!

SO, she stole it from you? I ain't lookin' nothin' up on that icky
google thing.

Is there NOTHING??!! NOTHING??!! that you didn't get to first?
AND you're also implying that in that Mi state (too many n's, s's and
such)
that you've actually heard of Dorothy Parker? I hardly think so.

I'm drumming my fingertips impatently on the countertop.

GUFFAW !!!

--
Wayne Boatwright @¿@¬
_____________________

KevinS said:

sf wrote on 4/4/2006:

Quoted message said:

Here ya go...
http://www.wisconsinmade.com/wiscmade/images/products/1316l.jpg
http://www.theotherwhitemeat.com/images/recipePics/HighRes/557HR.jpg
http://www.honey.com/recipes/..%5Cimages%5Crecipes%5Cmain/ham.jpg

These are stolen? This could be a very serious matter.

Yep, right off google images. I confessed, so now you can throw the
book at me.
--

Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

In article <[email hidden]>,

KevinS said:

Melba's Jammin' wrote on 4/4/2006:

Quoted message said:

Hey! I'VE said that for years -- and years -- and years -- before I
ever heard of Dorothy Parker! You can look it up!

SO, she stole it from you? I ain't lookin' nothin' up on that icky
google thing.

Is there NOTHING??!! NOTHING??!! that you didn't get to first?

Y'know when you put it that way, Kev, there ISN'T much I didn't do
first. I'm thinking of a couple hobby-type things that I was doing long
before they were the rage (now faded, I think, BTW). Not that
scrapbooking stuff, though. Uh-uh. That's Beck's domain.

Quoted message said:

AND you're also implying that in that Mi state (too many n's, s's and
such) that you've actually heard of Dorothy Parker? I hardly think
so.

Acksherly, one of my two favorite poyems is by Dot Parker:

Indian Summer

In youth it was the way I had
To do my best to please
To change with every passing lad
To suit his theories

But now I know the things I know
And do the things I do
And if you do not like it so
To hell, my love, with you.

The other poyem is by Ogden Nash, "Tableau at Twilight."

Quoted message said:

I'm drumming my fingertips impatently on the countertop.

Gene Krupa you ain't, Bucko. "-)
--
-Barb
<http://jamlady.eboard.com> Updated 4-2-06, Church review #11

"If it's not worth doing to excess, it's not worth doing at all."

Wayne Boatwright wrote on 4/4/2006:

Quoted message said:

GUFFAW

Actually, after I posted the original message, I thought about the word
"eternity" and how that might be associated with another poster.

On Tue 04 Apr 2006 08:42:14p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it KevinS?

Quoted message said:

Wayne Boatwright wrote on 4/4/2006:

Quoted message said:

GUFFAW

Actually, after I posted the original message, I thought about the word
"eternity" and how that might be associated with another poster.

Or two...

--
Wayne Boatwright @¿@¬
_____________________

Melba's Jammin said:

Indian Summer

In youth it was the way I had
To do my best to please
To change with every passing lad
To suit his theories

But now I know the things I know
And do the things I do
And if you do not like it so
To hell, my love, with you.

Oooh, I love it!

Christine

Wayne Boatwright wrote on 4/4/2006:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Actually, after I posted the original message, I thought about the word
"eternity" and how that might be associated with another poster.

Quoted message said:

Or two...

Good one!

Wayne Boatwright said:

On Tue 04 Apr 2006 08:42:14p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it KevinS?

Quoted message said:

Wayne Boatwright wrote on 4/4/2006:

Quoted message said:

GUFFAW

Actually, after I posted the original message, I thought about the word
"eternity" and how that might be associated with another poster.

Or two...

Thank GOD for kill files! LOLOL
--

Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

Melba's Jammin' wrote on 4/4/2006:

Quoted message said:

Y'know when you put it that way, Kev, there ISN'T much I didn't do
first. I'm thinking of a couple hobby-type things that I was doing long
before they were the rage (now faded, I think, BTW). Not that
scrapbooking stuff, though. Uh-uh. That's Beck's domain.

<snipped stuff>

I trust you understand that my comments were intended jocularly. If I
failed in that regard, I apologize. I was trying to build a theme on
the (IMHO) contrived anger of the long recent threads.

Quoted message said:

Gene Krupa you ain't, Bucko. "-)

You've gotta be Gene Krupa to drum your fingertips on the countertop?

Regards,

Nancy Young wrote ON 4/4/2006:

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Kevin's just not trying hard enough. Tsk.

Quoted message said:

Forever and a ham, I get my 'free' ham this week. I'm going to
try to actually finish this one.

I admit to being a slacker on even-numbered days.

Why do you get a free ham, and why in free is single quotes?

If that's too personal a question, just slap me.

"KevinS" <[email hidden]> wrote

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Nancy Young wrote ON 4/4/2006:

Quoted message said:

Kevin's just not trying hard enough. Tsk.

Quoted message said:

Forever and a ham, I get my 'free' ham this week. I'm going to
try to actually finish this one.

I admit to being a slacker on even-numbered days.

Why do you get a free ham, and why in free is single quotes?

If that's too personal a question, just slap me.

Can I slap you even if it's not too personal? Just wondering.

You know, like at Thanksgiving, if you spend enough money in the weeks
preceding, you get a free turkey? This is the Easter promotion, you can
get either a free ham or a free turkey breast if you spend $300 in some
4 weeks or so.

nancy

On Tue 04 Apr 2006 04:12:30p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Nancy
Young?

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"Damsel in dis Dress" <[email hidden]> wrote

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On 4 Apr 2006 15:58:42 -0700, "KevinS" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

two people and a ham. Attributed to (but not stolen from) Dorothy
Parker. Derivatively attribted to a Trader Joe radio ad (about a ham).
No stolen pictures or recipes.

The very least you could have done was to post a stolen picture of a
ham. Sheesh!

Kevin's just not trying hard enough. Tsk.

Forever and a ham, I get my 'free' ham this week. I'm going to
try to actually finish this one.

Remember ham salad, deviled ham, ham in mac & cheese, ham on eggs benedict,
ham and bean soup, ham croquettes, ham loaf, ham kebobs, etc. Before you
know it, it will all be gone. :-)

--
Wayne Boatwright @¿@¬
_____________________