OT: Kittens + printers

In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden]
says...

Quoted message said:

http://www.kaitaia.com/funny/text/lasercat.shtml

The url includes the word "funny," but I don't think it is --
Dee Dee

This is why the cats are expressly forbidden from entering the room
otherwise known as my office. I have one cable chewer, Randy, that
would think he died and went to heaven in there.

A cable modem, phone/net/ router/firewall#1, switch/firewall #2, to WAP.
Just imagine all those cables. But the prize is my old 1A2 phone system
- those are the phones that used 24 wires or so per phone in those nice
thick cables. He can't get at the cables on the phones outside the
office since they're either wall, cordless or the cords are hidden as
well as possible.

When I was using a desktop he used to drape himself over the monitor to
catch the heat and who knows what else.

But I've noticed a new trend. Seems that the laptop has a heat exhaust
port on the left hand side and so Emily tries to sit as close to that as
possible.

"Dee Randall" <[email hidden]> hitched up their panties and posted
news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

http://www.kaitaia.com/funny/text/lasercat.shtml

The url includes the word "funny," but I don't think it is --
Dee Dee

This creeps me out. Ramsey is the cyber kitty in the household. He sleeps
on the printer constantly. Whenever we print anything we watch to make
sure none of his body parts are in the way.

Michael

--
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she
served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been
found."

--Calvin Trillin

T <[email hidden]> hitched up their panties and posted
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Quoted message said:

But I've noticed a new trend. Seems that the laptop has a heat exhaust
port on the left hand side and so Emily tries to sit as close to that as
possible.

Hoot is the laptop girl in the house. She used to like to sleep on top of
the PC monitor but now likes the laptop. She'll snooze there for as long
as I have it on. What is it with cats and heat anyway? To me it's a
mystery.

Michael
--
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she
served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been
found."

--Calvin Trillin

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

"Dee Randall" <[email hidden]> hitched up their panties and posted
news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

http://www.kaitaia.com/funny/text/lasercat.shtml

The url includes the word "funny," but I don't think it is --
Dee Dee

This creeps me out. Ramsey is the cyber kitty in the household. He sleeps
on the printer constantly. Whenever we print anything we watch to make
sure none of his body parts are in the way.

The article comment to the tune of "what about a child's long hair?"
cracked me up. Are you letting a child sleep on top of the printer, too?

Pennyaline <[email hidden]>
hitched up their panties and posted
news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

"Dee Randall" <[email hidden]> hitched up their panties and
posted news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

http://www.kaitaia.com/funny/text/lasercat.shtml

The url includes the word "funny," but I don't think it is --
Dee Dee

This creeps me out. Ramsey is the cyber kitty in the household. He
sleeps on the printer constantly. Whenever we print anything we
watch to make sure none of his body parts are in the way.

The article comment to the tune of "what about a child's long hair?"
cracked me up. Are you letting a child sleep on top of the printer,
too?

I have no children in the house. I did not find the link funny.

Michael

--
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she
served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been
found."

--Calvin Trillin

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

Pennyaline <[email hidden]>
hitched up their panties and posted
news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

"Dee Randall" <[email hidden]> hitched up their panties and
posted news:[email hidden]:

> http://www.kaitaia.com/funny/text/lasercat.shtml
>
> The url includes the word "funny," but I don't think it is --
> Dee Dee
This creeps me out. Ramsey is the cyber kitty in the household. He
sleeps on the printer constantly. Whenever we print anything we
watch to make sure none of his body parts are in the way.

The article comment to the tune of "what about a child's long hair?"
cracked me up. Are you letting a child sleep on top of the printer,
too?

I have no children in the house. I did not find the link funny.

I didn't mean you. I was more of less obviously referring to a portion
of the article itself.

<sigh> Calling it a day now. I'm just not coming across correctly this
evening, anywhere, no matter how hard I try.

Pennyaline <[email hidden]> wrote
in news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

"Dee Randall" <[email hidden]> hitched up their panties and
posted news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

http://www.kaitaia.com/funny/text/lasercat.shtml

The url includes the word "funny," but I don't think it is --
Dee Dee

This creeps me out. Ramsey is the cyber kitty in the household. He
sleeps on the printer constantly. Whenever we print anything we
watch to make sure none of his body parts are in the way.

The article comment to the tune of "what about a child's long hair?"
cracked me up. Are you letting a child sleep on top of the printer,
too?

I would have thought they were probably thinking more of a child leaning
over the printer, rather than actually sleeping on it <g>.

--
Rhonda Anderson
Cranebrook, NSW, Australia

In article <[email hidden]>,

Michael \'Dog3\' Lonergan said:

I have no children in the house. I did not find the link funny.

Michael

Just from her post, I knew better than to click on it. ;-)

Cats in painful trouble are never something I find funny....

Now this link OTOH:

http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=spkcx0

Unfortunately, the video does not load well to tinypic so does not
finish. ;-)

If anyone wants the whole thing, e-mail me and I'll send it to you. It's
around 3 megs.
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Michael \'Dog3\' Lonergan said:

I have no children in the house. I did not find the link funny.

Michael

Just from her post, I knew better than to click on it. ;-)

Cats in painful trouble are never something I find funny....

Now this link OTOH:

http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=spkcx0

Unfortunately, the video does not load well to tinypic so does not
finish. ;-)

If anyone wants the whole thing, e-mail me and I'll send it to you. It's
around 3 megs.

I tried to e-mail you, without success.

Please send me the whole thing, please please!

In article <[email hidden]>,

Pennyaline said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Michael \'Dog3\' Lonergan said:

I have no children in the house. I did not find the link funny.

Michael

Just from her post, I knew better than to click on it. ;-)

Cats in painful trouble are never something I find funny....

Now this link OTOH:

http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=spkcx0

Unfortunately, the video does not load well to tinypic so does not
finish. ;-)

If anyone wants the whole thing, e-mail me and I'll send it to you. It's
around 3 megs.

I tried to e-mail you, without success.

Please send me the whole thing, please please!

Apologies, there are several people here that have my real address. :-)
The one I use here now is fake due to an unbearable spam load!

It's Katra at century tel dot net

I'll e-mail it to your comcast account right now.

Cheers!
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet <[email hidden]> hitched up their panties and
posted news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

Now this link OTOH:

http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=spkcx0

Unfortunately, the video does not load well to tinypic so does not
finish. ;-)

If anyone wants the whole thing, e-mail me and I'll send it to you. It's
around 3 megs.

This was funny. Can you email it to me at dog30 at charter dot net?
Thanks.

Michael

--
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she
served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been
found."

--Calvin Trillin

Bob

Bob Terwilliger said:

Bob

It's an oldie but goodie. You just know from the orange tabby's swishing
tail what is about to happen.

Jill

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Pennyaline said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,
"Michael \"Dog3\" Lonergan" <[email hidden]> wrote:

> I have no children in the house. I did not find the link funny.
>
> Michael
Just from her post, I knew better than to click on it. ;-)

Cats in painful trouble are never something I find funny....

Now this link OTOH:

http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=spkcx0

Unfortunately, the video does not load well to tinypic so does not
finish. ;-)

If anyone wants the whole thing, e-mail me and I'll send it to you. It's
around 3 megs.

I tried to e-mail you, without success.

Please send me the whole thing, please please!

Apologies, there are several people here that have my real address. :-)
The one I use here now is fake due to an unbearable spam load!

It's Katra at century tel dot net

I'll e-mail it to your comcast account right now.

Cheers!

Thank you much! I slipped in my Comcast alterego for your convenience 😉

In article <[email hidden]>,

Michael \'Dog3\' Lonergan said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet <[email hidden]> hitched up their panties and
posted news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

Now this link OTOH:

http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=spkcx0

Unfortunately, the video does not load well to tinypic so does not
finish. ;-)

If anyone wants the whole thing, e-mail me and I'll send it to you. It's
around 3 megs.

This was funny. Can you email it to me at dog30 at charter dot net?
Thanks.

Michael

Sure! :-)
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

On Fri, 31 Mar 2006 19:11:20 -0500, T <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden]
says...

Quoted message said:

http://www.kaitaia.com/funny/text/lasercat.shtml

The url includes the word "funny," but I don't think it is --
Dee Dee

This is why the cats are expressly forbidden from entering the room
otherwise known as my office. I have one cable chewer, Randy, that
would think he died and went to heaven in there.

The poor kitten! No, I don't think it's funny either...