Bar joke - Bears

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

The bear says, "What are you talking about? I'm not a drug addict!"

Bartender says, "Well, that was a bar [censored] you ate."

Well, I must really be dense. I had to read that 3 times before it sunk
in. Cute! :-)

--
Wayne Boatwright @¿@¬

It happened to me, too; on the strings joke -- I had to read it to DH, then
I got it immediately because my brain went into third gear recognizing there
was some competition at hand - tee hee.
Dee Dee

On Tue 28 Mar 2006 08:32:27p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Dee
Randall?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Which is almost as bad as the bear joke:

Bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender
tells him, "I don't serve bears."

The bear points to the barstool floozie at the end of the bar and
says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that woman."
Bartender shrugs and goes back to polishing a glass.

The bear [graphic violence of bear eating barstool floozy omitted] and
comes back to the bartender, mouth dripping with blood, and says, "You
gonna serve me that beer now?" The bartender says, "Nope. I don't
serve drug addicts."

The bear says, "What are you talking about? I'm not a drug addict!"

Bartender says, "Well, that was a bar [censored] you ate."

Well, I must really be dense. I had to read that 3 times before it sunk
in. Cute! :-)

--
Wayne Boatwright @¿@¬
_____________________

Wayne Boatwright said:

On Tue 28 Mar 2006 08:32:27p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Dee
Randall?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Which is almost as bad as the bear joke:

Bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender
tells him, "I don't serve bears."

The bear points to the barstool floozie at the end of the bar and
says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that woman."
Bartender shrugs and goes back to polishing a glass.

The bear [graphic violence of bear eating barstool floozy omitted] and
comes back to the bartender, mouth dripping with blood, and says, "You
gonna serve me that beer now?" The bartender says, "Nope. I don't
serve drug addicts."

The bear says, "What are you talking about? I'm not a drug addict!"

Bartender says, "Well, that was a bar [censored] you ate."

Well, I must really be dense. I had to read that 3 times before it sunk
in. Cute! :-)

and I didn't get it until I read your post and realized there was really
something there 🙂

Roberta (in VA)

On Wed 29 Mar 2006 05:30:01a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Roberta?

Quoted message said:

Wayne Boatwright said:

On Tue 28 Mar 2006 08:32:27p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Dee
Randall?

Quoted message said:

> Which is almost as bad as the bear joke:
>
> Bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender
> tells him, "I don't serve bears."
>
> The bear points to the barstool floozie at the end of the bar and
> says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that woman."
> Bartender shrugs and goes back to polishing a glass.
>
> The bear [graphic violence of bear eating barstool floozy omitted] and
> comes back to the bartender, mouth dripping with blood, and says, "You
> gonna serve me that beer now?" The bartender says, "Nope. I don't
> serve drug addicts."
>
> The bear says, "What are you talking about? I'm not a drug addict!"
>
> Bartender says, "Well, that was a bar [censored] you ate."

Well, I must really be dense. I had to read that 3 times before it sunk
in. Cute! :-)

and I didn't get it until I read your post and realized there was really
something there 🙂

Roberta (in VA)

LOL! Welcome to the club. :-)

--
Wayne Boatwright Õ¿Õ¬
________________________________________

Okay, okay, I take it back! UnScrew you!

In article <[email hidden]>,

Wayne Boatwright wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com said:

On Wed 29 Mar 2006 05:30:01a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Roberta?

Quoted message said:

Wayne Boatwright said:

On Tue 28 Mar 2006 08:32:27p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Dee
Randall?

>> Which is almost as bad as the bear joke:
>>
>> Bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender
>> tells him, "I don't serve bears."
>>
>> The bear points to the barstool floozie at the end of the bar and
>> says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that woman."
>> Bartender shrugs and goes back to polishing a glass.
>>
>> The bear [graphic violence of bear eating barstool floozy omitted] and
>> comes back to the bartender, mouth dripping with blood, and says, "You
>> gonna serve me that beer now?" The bartender says, "Nope. I don't
>> serve drug addicts."
>>
>> The bear says, "What are you talking about? I'm not a drug addict!"
>>
>> Bartender says, "Well, that was a bar [censored] you ate."

Well, I must really be dense. I had to read that 3 times before it sunk
in. Cute! :-)

and I didn't get it until I read your post and realized there was really
something there 🙂

Roberta (in VA)

LOL! Welcome to the club. :-)

I'm used to puns.....
Both my parents and my brother in law LOVE/D puns!
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

Wayne Boatwright said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Bartender says, "Well, that was a bar [censored] you ate."

Well, I must really be dense. I had to read that 3 times before it sunk
in. Cute! :-)

Explain it to me... please. I guess I haven't used enough
recreational drugs to know..

--

Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

In article <[email hidden]>,

sf said:

Wayne Boatwright said:

Quoted message said:

>
> Bartender says, "Well, that was a bar [censored] you ate."

Well, I must really be dense. I had to read that 3 times before it sunk
in. Cute! :-)

Explain it to me... please. I guess I haven't used enough
recreational drugs to know..

I don't know if it is a recreational drug, but a barbiturate (pronounced
bar [censored] your ate) is a sedative (central nervous system depressant).

--
Dan Abel
[email hidden]
Petaluma, California, USA

In article <[email hidden]>,

sf said:

Wayne Boatwright said:

Quoted message said:

>
> Bartender says, "Well, that was a bar [censored] you ate."

Well, I must really be dense. I had to read that 3 times before it sunk
in. Cute! :-)

Explain it to me... please. I guess I haven't used enough
recreational drugs to know..

Barbiturate...

I do drug screens at work on ER patients. ;-)
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

On Thu 30 Mar 2006 09:09:02a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
OmManiPadmeOmelet?

Quoted message said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

sf said:

Wayne Boatwright said:

>>
>> Bartender says, "Well, that was a bar [censored] you ate."

Well, I must really be dense. I had to read that 3 times before it
sunk in. Cute! :-)

Explain it to me... please. I guess I haven't used enough recreational
drugs to know..

Barbiturate...

I do drug screens at work on ER patients. ;-)

Phlebotomist? Ouch!

--
Wayne Boatwright @¿@¬
_____________________

Dan Abel said:

I don't know if it is a recreational drug, but a barbiturate (pronounced
bar [censored] your ate) is a sedative (central nervous system depressant).

Not so much, now, but drug of choice with the outlaw biker crowd back
in the early 70's, before meth. Commonly known as reds or downers,
chronic users quickly acquired a high tolerance which made for violent
behavior.

nb

In article <[email hidden]>,

Wayne Boatwright wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com said:

On Thu 30 Mar 2006 09:09:02a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
OmManiPadmeOmelet?

Quoted message said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

sf said:

On 29 Mar 2006 05:56:10 +0100, Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> >>
> >> Bartender says, "Well, that was a bar [censored] you ate."
>
> Well, I must really be dense. I had to read that 3 times before it
> sunk in. Cute! :-)

Explain it to me... please. I guess I haven't used enough recreational
drugs to know..

Barbiturate...

I do drug screens at work on ER patients. ;-)

Phlebotomist? Ouch!

While I can and do collect blood samples, I mainly run them...
I'm a registered MT (ASCP). 4 year BS-MT degree.

And drug screens are routinly run on urine, not blood. <G>

Cheers dear!
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

On Thu 30 Mar 2006 01:52:16p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
OmManiPadmeOmelet?

Quoted message said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Wayne Boatwright wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com said:

On Thu 30 Mar 2006 09:09:02a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
OmManiPadmeOmelet?

Quoted message said:

In article <[email hidden]>, sf
<[email hidden]> wrote:

> On 29 Mar 2006 05:56:10 +0100, Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> > >>
> > >> Bartender says, "Well, that was a bar [censored] you ate."
> >
> > Well, I must really be dense. I had to read that 3 times before
> > it sunk in. Cute! :-)
>
> Explain it to me... please. I guess I haven't used enough
> recreational drugs to know..

Barbiturate...

I do drug screens at work on ER patients. ;-)

Phlebotomist? Ouch!

While I can and do collect blood samples, I mainly run them...
I'm a registered MT (ASCP). 4 year BS-MT degree.

And drug screens are routinly run on urine, not blood. <G>

Cheers dear!

Thanks for the explanation!

--
Wayne Boatwright @¿@¬
_____________________

Dan Abel said:

I don't know if it is a recreational drug, but a barbiturate (pronounced
bar [censored] your ate) is a sedative (central nervous system depressant).

Thanks.... I really *didn't* understand. To begin with, I slure the
ending to "it", not ate.

sf
<who has never hard it called: bar [censored] your ate>
--

Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

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Quoted message said:

Dan Abel said:

I don't know if it is a recreational drug, but a barbiturate (pronounced
bar [censored] your ate) is a sedative (central nervous system depressant).

Thanks.... I really *didn't* understand. To begin with, I slure the
ending to "it", not ate.

You gotta work it out! That's the fun part.

nancy