Prepare the way for the LORD...

"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Steve said:

Why am I not surprised?

Steve

Retrospectively, the following may have been the earthquake seen by
John when the Lamb opened the 6th seal in the prophetic vision that the
LORD gave to him:

http://tinyurl.com/oqrlz

That 6.0 earthquake in Tokyo hardly qualifies as the "global earthquake"
that you've been warning us about for over a month. It did very little
damage locally, and occurred 24 hours before the solar eclipse that you
claimed was associated with the End Times and the second coming of your
"lord".

Once again, your "gift of discernment" has been proven to be nothing more
than the ramblings of an obviously disturbed mind.

GG

Quoted message said:

"Prepare the way for the LORD, make straight paths for HIM." (Matthew
3:3 and Isaiah 40:3)

"Every valley shall be raised up, every mountain and hill made low; the
rough ground shall become level, and the rugged places a plain."
(Isaiah 40:4)

Dear Friend,

Through many days of prayer seeking the LORD's guidance on how to
effectively call out as one of HIS lowly watchmen regarding the
catastrophic event (Revelation 6:14) that may possibly happen sometime
between now and the end of the year, the above verses which are from
both the OT and the NT came to mind.

Hee-hee!!! Like most whackos predicting the end of the world, you're now
shifting your prediction to "sometime between now and the end of the
year"...how typical, (and how obviously the product of mental disturbance).

GG

Quoted message said:

This electronic message will be a feeble solitary voice calling out
into the desert that is the Internet ever hopeful that it will be heard
by all so that "the glory of the LORD will be revealed." (Isaiah 40:5)
Please help by conveying this message to everyone you know. It will be
my fervent prayer, in Jesus' most precious and holy name, that all who
understand the essence of this message will be protected from all harm
in this time that may possibly be leading to "the great tribulation"
referenced in the 14th verse of Revelation 7. Please join me in our
collectively praying for GOD's protection, HIS continued mercy and HIS
infinite grace for all those who are blessed by an understanding of
this message.

At 10:33 PM (Toyko time) on 03/28/06, there was a strong earthquake
that impacted Tokyo:

http://tinyurl.com/oqrlz

Then on 03/29/06, an unusual total solar eclipse happened in Turkey at
2:00 PM (LT) that darkened the skies of the ancient cities where the 7
Churches of Christ reside in the same order as given **twice** in
Revelation (1:11 and then chapters 2 through 3). A parallel solar
eclipse apparently happened on this same day (March 29th) in 70AD,
which is the year that Jerusalem was destroyed. This total solar
eclipse could very well be the same eclipse that was seen by John in
the prophetic vision given to him by LORD Jesus Christ as described in
the 12th verse of Revelation 6. A "great earthquake" is linked to this
solar eclipse visualized by John as described in Revelation 6:12.

For more details including a link that has descriptions of recent
observed events that may possibly represent the elements in Revelation
6 that precede the catastrophic event heralded by the 14th verse,
please visit the following online article:

http://MabletonGA.OurLittle.net/SolarEclipse

You are invited to sign up for being notified about the next on-line
HeartMDPhD.com chat to ask questions and confirm the authenticity of
this message and its author:

http://www.HeartMDPhD.com/chat.asp

In the continued interest of making this message "on-topic" for the
USENET newsgroups ACC, SMC, AA, and RFC that are its initial
recipients, would be glad to also chat about LORD Jesus Christ,
cardiology, atheism, and/or cooking food.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew
--
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Cardiologist and Foundation Advisor
http://www.TheWellnessFoundation.com/

..Steve said:

On Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:19:49 -0500, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote
(in article <[email hidden]>😉:

Quoted message said:

Steve said:

Why am I not surprised?

Steve

Retrospectively, the following may have been the earthquake seen by
John when the Lamb opened the 6th seal in the prophetic vision that the
LORD gave to him:

http://tinyurl.com/oqrlz

Heh, kind of sums up your prophetic abilities :-)

In truth, have never written that the LORD has given me the gift of
prophesy.

The LORD's gift of a discerning heart is **not** the same as HIS gift
of prophesy.

Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the Lamb's opening of the 6th seal
(Rev. 6:12), cooking and nutrition that interest those following this
thread here during the next on-line chat (03/30/06) from 5 to 6 pm EST
if the LORD is willing:

http://tinyurl.com/8w7uq

For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for
how the LORD has reshaped me:

http://tinyurl.com/7mcuo

Prayerfully in Christ's love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/rgsp8

"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Steve wrote:

<snip>

Quoted message said:

Then on 03/29/06, an unusual total solar eclipse happened in Turkey at
2:00 PM (LT) that darkened the skies of the ancient cities where the 7
Churches of Christ reside in the same order as given **twice** in

<snip>

I wouldn't call this an unusual eclipse, Andy.
An unusual eclipse would be something like, let's say, the shadow on
the ground turns out to be an exact replica of the Batman Beacon, and
afterwards, all the girls have an uncontrollable need to get naked and
dance in the streets.
Now, *that* would be one unusual eclipse, no?

David H.
#2217

Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
([email hidden]) made the light shine upon us with this:

Quoted message said:

.Steve said:

On Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:19:49 -0500, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote
(in article <[email hidden]>😉:

Quoted message said:

Steve wrote:
> Why am I not surprised?
>
> Steve

Retrospectively, the following may have been the earthquake seen
by John when the Lamb opened the 6th seal in the prophetic vision
that the LORD gave to him:

http://tinyurl.com/oqrlz

Heh, kind of sums up your prophetic abilities :-)

In truth, have never written that the LORD has given me the gift of
prophesy.

Yet you INSISTED you were right in making this prediction. You're a
worse prophet than Jeebus was.

Quoted message said:

The LORD's gift of a discerning heart is **not** the same as HIS gift
of prophesy.

<Chunks runs away, tail firmly planted between legs>

--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department

It is fair to say the bible has equal amounts of fact, history, and
pizza.
-Penn Jillette

In article 'Andrew B. Chung said:

Steve said:

Why am I not surprised?

Steve

Retrospectively, the following may have been the earthquake seen by
John when the Lamb opened the 6th seal in the prophetic vision that the
LORD gave to him:

http://tinyurl.com/oqrlz

Well then, let's compare then, shall we?

John: great earthquake
Tokyo: no deaths, no injuries, no damages

John: moon becomes as blood
Tokyo, new moon, not visible

John: stars of heaven fell unto the earth
Tokyo: stars still there (although even one would have sufficed)

John: sky rolled up like a scroll
Tokyo: sky still acts like volume of gas doing Rayleigh scattering

John: every mountain, every island removed.
Tokyo: Mt. Mitake still in place. TOKYO still in place.

John: everyone rushes to mountains to hide.
Tokyo: still around 12 million people.

As apocalyptic events go, this one appears to have been a science-fair
dry-ice volcano.

-- cary

Andy's probably feverishly monitoring the USGS website, with his little
thingy in one hand and a holy water shooter in the other.

"Please....PLEASE...Quake! QUAKE!!"

"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Retrospectively, the following may have been the earthquake seen by
John when the Lamb opened the 6th seal in the prophetic vision that the
LORD gave to him:

http://tinyurl.com/oqrlz

ROTFL...right...a localized earthquake that has nothing whatsoever
to distinguish it from any of the other similar quakes that occur with
great regularity is THAT earthquake.

Is THAT the best you can do?

Bob M.

"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Steve said:

Why am I not surprised?

Steve

Retrospectively, the following may have been the earthquake seen by
John when the Lamb opened the 6th seal in the prophetic vision that the
LORD gave to him:

http://tinyurl.com/oqrlz

"Prepare the way for the LORD, make straight paths for HIM." (Matthew
3:3 and Isaiah 40:3)

"Every valley shall be raised up, every mountain and hill made low; the
rough ground shall become level, and the rugged places a plain."
(Isaiah 40:4)

Dear Friend,

Through many days of prayer seeking the LORD's guidance on how to
effectively call out as one of HIS lowly watchmen regarding the
catastrophic event (Revelation 6:14) that may possibly happen sometime
between now and the end of the year, the above verses which are from
both the OT and the NT came to mind.

This electronic message will be a feeble solitary voice calling out
into the desert that is the Internet ever hopeful that it will be heard
by all so that "the glory of the LORD will be revealed." (Isaiah 40:5)
Please help by conveying this message to everyone you know. It will be
my fervent prayer, in Jesus' most precious and holy name, that all who
understand the essence of this message will be protected from all harm
in this time that may possibly be leading to "the great tribulation"
referenced in the 14th verse of Revelation 7. Please join me in our
collectively praying for GOD's protection, HIS continued mercy and HIS
infinite grace for all those who are blessed by an understanding of
this message.

At 10:33 PM (Toyko time) on 03/28/06, there was a strong earthquake
that impacted Tokyo:

http://tinyurl.com/oqrlz

Then on 03/29/06, an unusual total solar eclipse happened in Turkey at
2:00 PM (LT) that darkened the skies of the ancient cities where the 7
Churches of Christ reside in the same order as given **twice** in
Revelation (1:11 and then chapters 2 through 3). A parallel solar
eclipse apparently happened on this same day (March 29th) in 70AD,
which is the year that Jerusalem was destroyed. This total solar
eclipse could very well be the same eclipse that was seen by John in
the prophetic vision given to him by LORD Jesus Christ as described in
the 12th verse of Revelation 6. A "great earthquake" is linked to this
solar eclipse visualized by John as described in Revelation 6:12.

For more details including a link that has descriptions of recent
observed events that may possibly represent the elements in Revelation
6 that precede the catastrophic event heralded by the 14th verse,
please visit the following online article:

http://MabletonGA.OurLittle.net/SolarEclipse

You are invited to sign up for being notified about the next on-line
HeartMDPhD.com chat to ask questions and confirm the authenticity of
this message and its author:

http://www.HeartMDPhD.com/chat.asp

In the continued interest of making this message "on-topic" for the
USENET newsgroups ACC, SMC, AA, and RFC that are its initial
recipients, would be glad to also chat about LORD Jesus Christ,
cardiology, atheism, and/or cooking food.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew
--
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Cardiologist and Foundation Advisor
http://www.TheWellnessFoundation.com/

Ah I see the great morphing, Chungmister, has slipped the pearly gates of my
kill file once again. Down damned speaker of lies, and all manor of utter
nonsense, back from whence you came.

I was actually really really hoping that the dear old chungmister would in
deed be ruptured away, somewhere, anywhere but, here.

Later Larry
aa # 2216

Andrew B. Chung said:

Steve said:

Why am I not surprised?

Steve

Retrospectively, the following may have been the earthquake seen by
John when the Lamb opened the 6th seal in the prophetic vision that the
LORD gave to him:

http://tinyurl.com/oqrlz

You said the 29th, not the 28th! And it is no real surprise that an
earthquake occurs in Japan, since that country is on top of a
well-known fault line.

Your prediction is a dud. Will you get lost now?

RS

Quoted message said:

Your prediction is a dud. Will you get lost now?

Fat chance. Next he'll be jabbering about a 10-day window of
'possibility'.

Ace Berserker said:

Andy's probably feverishly monitoring the USGS website, with his little
thingy in one hand and a holy water shooter in the other.

Quoted message said:

"Please....PLEASE...Quake! QUAKE!!"

Maybe he's been downtown to the Varsity, and ordered three heavies walking.
(For those who aren't familiar with that feature of Atlanta life, it's a
branch of the U of Ga concession in Athens - specializing in some good hot
dogs. "Three heavies walking" is Varsity for "three hot dogs, with
chili...and everything else, to go".)

--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey ([email hidden]) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2005-06 Houston Aeros)
LAST GAME: Peoria 8, Houston 2 (March 28)
NEXT GAME: Friday, March 31 at Omaha, 7:05

Uncle Vic said:

Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
([email hidden]) made the light shine upon us with this:

Quoted message said:

.Steve said:

On Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:19:49 -0500, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote
(in article <[email hidden]>😉:
> Steve wrote:
>> Why am I not surprised?
>>
>> Steve
>
> Retrospectively, the following may have been the earthquake seen
> by John when the Lamb opened the 6th seal in the prophetic vision
> that the LORD gave to him:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/oqrlz

Heh, kind of sums up your prophetic abilities :-)

In truth, have never written that the LORD has given me the gift of
prophesy.

Yet you INSISTED you were right in making this prediction.

No.

Quoted message said:

You're a worse prophet than Jesus is.

Correct. Not even.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

The LORD's gift of a discerning heart is **not** the same as HIS gift
of prophesy.

<Chung runs away, tail firmly planted between legs>

<Still here. Sorry my presence bothers you so terribly. Please forgive
all my iniquities.>

Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the Lamb's opening of the 6th seal,
cooking and nutrition that interest those following this thread here
during the next on-line chat (03/30/06) from 5 to 6 pm EST, if the LORD
is willing:

http://tinyurl.com/8w7uq

For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for
how the LORD has reshaped me:

http://tinyurl.com/7mcuo

Prayerfully in Christ's love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/o63zh

Previously, on alt.atheism, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD in episode
<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

Steve said:

Why am I not surprised?

Steve

Retrospectively,

Nothing's happening...

--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------

"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."

http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC

I just love this one...

"For those of us who grew up in Louisiana,
'The Wizard of Oz' was like a documentary.
Dorothy left Kansas and simply went to Mardi Gras."

http://makeashorterlink.com/?W2EA439BC

"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com

Previously, on alt.atheism, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD in episode
<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

.Steve said:

On Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:19:49 -0500, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote (in
article <[email hidden]>😉:

Quoted message said:

Steve wrote:
> Why am I not surprised?
>
> Steve

Retrospectively, the following may have been the earthquake seen by
John when the Lamb opened the 6th seal in the prophetic vision that
the LORD gave to him:

http://tinyurl.com/oqrlz

Heh, kind of sums up your prophetic abilities :-)

In truth,

Nothing's happening...

--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------

"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."

http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC

I just love this one...

"For those of us who grew up in Louisiana,
'The Wizard of Oz' was like a documentary.
Dorothy left Kansas and simply went to Mardi Gras."

http://makeashorterlink.com/?W2EA439BC

"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com

Previously, on alt.atheism, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD in episode
<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

Steve said:

Why am I not surprised?

Steve

Retrospectively, the following may have been the earthquake seen by John
when the Lamb opened the 6th seal in the prophetic vision that the LORD
gave to him:

http://tinyurl.com/oqrlz

That was yesterday.

--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------

"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."

http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC

I just love this one...

"For those of us who grew up in Louisiana,
'The Wizard of Oz' was like a documentary.
Dorothy left Kansas and simply went to Mardi Gras."

http://makeashorterlink.com/?W2EA439BC

"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com

Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
([email hidden]) made the light shine upon us with this:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

You're a worse prophet than Jesus is.

Correct. Not even.

Damn, I can't even come up with a zinger that tops that.

--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department

It is fair to say the bible has equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.
-Penn Jillette

Previously, on alt.atheism, Cary Kittrell in episode
<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

In article <[email hidden]> "Andrew

B. Chung said:

Steve said:

Why am I not surprised?

Steve

Retrospectively, the following may have been the earthquake seen by John
when the Lamb opened the 6th seal in the prophetic vision that the LORD
gave to him:

http://tinyurl.com/oqrlz

Well then, let's compare then, shall we?

Mind you, if you check the date, the Tokyo quake was *yesterday. The
eclipse Chunk was all hyped up about was *today.

I guess god's having trouble reading his calendar...

--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------

"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."

http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC

I just love this one...

"For those of us who grew up in Louisiana,
'The Wizard of Oz' was like a documentary.
Dorothy left Kansas and simply went to Mardi Gras."

http://makeashorterlink.com/?W2EA439BC

"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com

In article 'Mark K. Bilbo said:

Previously, on alt.atheism, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD in episode
<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

Steve said:

Why am I not surprised?

Steve

Retrospectively, the following may have been the earthquake seen by John
when the Lamb opened the 6th seal in the prophetic vision that the LORD
gave to him:

http://tinyurl.com/oqrlz

That was yesterday.

Yabbut, a thousand years is as but a single day to the LORD.

So, anything in the last millennium is close enough for god work.

Jeez, I don't know why I have to explain these things...

-- cary

Cary Kittrell said:

In article 'Andrew B. Chung said:

Steve said:

Why am I not surprised?

Steve

Retrospectively, the following may have been the earthquake seen by
John when the Lamb opened the 6th seal in the prophetic vision that the
LORD gave to him:

http://tinyurl.com/oqrlz

Well then, let's compare then, shall we?

John: great earthquake
Tokyo: no deaths, no injuries, no damages

The epicenter of the earthquake was 255 miles below the surface and
still felt in Tokyo. John's characterization of the earthquake as
"great" might have been how it felt to him in the prophetic vision that
was given to him rather than by how much destruction because he did not
describe any death/destruction directly associated with the "great"
earthquake as written in Revelation 6:12.

Quoted message said:

John: moon becomes as blood
Tokyo, new moon, not visible

This might be still pending and be associated with nuclear fires here
on earth in the future.

Quoted message said:

John: stars of heaven fell unto the earth
Tokyo: stars still there (although even one would have sufficed)

This might be still pending as free-falling nuclear warheads with
forward velocities appearing as stars falling in the manner described
by John.

Quoted message said:

John: sky rolled up like a scroll
Tokyo: sky still acts like volume of gas doing Rayleigh scattering

This might be pending as a close-up view of a nuclear mushroom cloud in
the future.

Quoted message said:

John: every mountain, every island removed.
Tokyo: Mt. Mitake still in place. TOKYO still in place.

This might be pending as a future global catastrophic event separate
from the "great" earthquake in 6:12.

Quoted message said:

John: everyone rushes to mountains to hide.
Tokyo: still around 12 million people.

This might still be in the world's near future.

Quoted message said:

As apocalyptic events go, this one appears to have been a science-fair
dry-ice volcano.

It may yet be fulfilled in the near future.

Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the Lamb's opening of the 6th seal
(Rev. 6:12), cooking and nutrition that interest those following this
thread here during the next on-line chat (03/30/06) from 6 to 7 pm EST
if the LORD is willing:

http://tinyurl.com/8w7uq

For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for
how the LORD has reshaped me:

http://tinyurl.com/7mcuo

Prayerfully in Christ's love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/o63zh