Global Earthquake Advisory for 03/29/06.

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It seems to your choice to prophesy that nothing will happen on 03/29/06 despite the prediction of astronomers that there will be a total solar eclipse, which quite possibly could be the one seen by (etc., etc........)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAA!
(I know. "Written laughter is yada yada..." ; save your energy...)

Erm...uh...did I say 'earthquake'? I...uh..meant ECLIPSE! Yeah, that's
it...eclipse! Actually, I've predicted an eclipse ALL ALONG! Were you
secure in your heart with the

(((((LORD))))

you would not have misread my blather all this time. Sorry if my
advisory was misunderstood because of your ignorance.

Yours in delusion,
Cheech N. Chung, DVM

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

It seems to your choice to prophesy that nothing will happen on 03/29/06 despite the prediction of astronomers that there will be a total solar eclipse, which quite possibly could be the one seen by (etc., etc........)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAA!

Sorry this advisory causes you such despair. Please forgive all my
iniquities.

You will remain in my prayers, dear neighbor whom I love, in Jesus'
most precious and holy name.

May GOD continue to draw you closer to HIM.

Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the 2006 global earthquake advisory,
cooking and nutrition that interest those following this thread here
during the next on-line chat (03/23/06) from 6 to 7 pm EST:

http://tinyurl.com/8w7uq

For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for
how the LORD has reshaped me:

http://tinyurl.com/7mcuo

Prayerfully in Christ's love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/rgsp8

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:

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For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for
how the LORD has reshaped me

.....reshaped you? Must be one of those human-animal hybrids Bush talked
about in the State of the Union. ;-)

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Quoted message said:

Sorry this advisory causes you such despair.

Don't confuse 'despair' with 'incredulous hilarity'. You are an
amusing, obsessive pest - nothing more.

"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <[email hidden]> wrote in
news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

It seems to your choice to prophesy that nothing will happen on
03/29/06 despite the prediction of astronomers that there will be a
total solar eclipse, which quite possibly could be the one seen by
(etc., etc........)

Quoted message said:

Sorry this advisory causes you such despair. Please forgive all my
iniquities.

So wait - are you predicting an eclipse or an earthquake or both?

If an earthquake, exactly what scale on the richter scale are we talking?
Oh, date + time would be useful - 29th of March I think you said.

You see, there's a little earthquaking almost all the time so I just want
to check you're talking about something worth noting and not just an allah
fart.

As for eclipses - well they occur (literally) like clockwork so that is
entirely boring. However, if you like I'll predict the next ten eclipses
plus the position in which they'll be total eclipses - if that's all it
takes to be god I'm there.

gater.

navi-gater said:

"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <[email hidden]> wrote in
news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>It seems to your choice to prophesy that nothing will happen on
>03/29/06 despite the prediction of astronomers that there will be a
>total solar eclipse, which quite possibly could be the one seen by
>(etc., etc........)

Quoted message said:

Sorry this advisory causes you such despair. Please forgive all my
iniquities.

So wait - are you predicting an eclipse or an earthquake or both?

Neither. No predictions are being made de novo here.

Quoted message said:

If an earthquake, exactly what scale on the richter scale are we talking?

Do not know. Sorry.

Quoted message said:

Oh, date + time would be useful - 29th of March I think you said.

Date and time for the total solar eclipse has been given elsewhere by
other folks.

Quoted message said:

You see, there's a little earthquaking almost all the time so I just want
to check you're talking about something worth noting and not just an allah
fart.

The vision described by John in Revelation is a "great earthquake"
where every island and mountain are removed from their places.

Quoted message said:

As for eclipses - well they occur (literally) like clockwork so that is
entirely boring.

Each one is somewhat different in trajectory and each does occur at
different points in time.

Quoted message said:

However, if you like I'll predict the next ten eclipses
plus the position in which they'll be total eclipses - if that's all it
takes to be god I'm there.

If the total solar eclipse on 03/29/06 is the same one seen by John in
the prophetic vision described in Revelation 6:12 given to him by LORD
Jesus Christ, the possibility remains that everything else described
associated with the eclipse will also happen and HE will "shock and
awe" everyone into confessing that HE is King of kings and LORD of
lords.

"My LORD **and** my GOD!" -- "Doubting" Thomas the atheist.

Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the 2006 global earthquake advisory,
cooking and nutrition that interest those following this thread here
during the next on-line chat (03/23/06) from 6 to 7 pm EST:

http://tinyurl.com/8w7uq

For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for
how the LORD has reshaped me:

http://tinyurl.com/7mcuo

Prayerfully in Christ's love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/rgsp8

Ace Berserker said:

Quoted message said:

Sorry this advisory causes you such despair.

Don't confuse 'despair' with 'incredulous hilarity'. You are an
amusing, obsessive pest - nothing more.

Sorry this advisory bothers you so terribly. Please forgive all my
iniquities.

You will remain in my prayers, dear neighbor whom I love, in Jesus'
most precious and holy name.

May GOD continue to draw you closer to HIM so that you will someday see
the following written on HIS thigh:

"KING of kings and LORD of lords."

Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the 2006 global earthquake advisory for
03/29/06, cooking and nutrition that interest those following this
thread here during the next on-line chat (03/23/06) from 6 to 7 pm EST:

http://tinyurl.com/8w7uq

For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for how
the LORD has reshaped me:

http://tinyurl.com/7mcuo

Prayerfully in Christ's love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/rgsp8

*PLONK*