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  1. Cycling along national cycle route 4 yesterday, I saw a cracked egg in the road with three young
    lads hanging about. One had his hand in his pocket and was waiting for me.... The most evil stare I
    could muster made him think twice about taking his hand out of his pocket .. he gave me a friendly
    hello, and watched his intended victim go past. I think he decided 6ft, 15 stone isn't really a good
    choice of target. 😉

    The funniest bit of all, was chasing down a cyclist, I watched as he hopped onto the pavement to get
    past a queue of traffic. Crash Bang Wallop into a young lad on his bike. Everyone was okay, and one
    of the lad's mates had the most contagious laugh. I couldn't help but smile. Noticing that I'd taken
    the wrong route, I doubled back a few minutes later with this guy still putting stuff back onto his
    bike. Longcut, shortcut, shouldn't ride on pavements, huh?!

  2. elyob said:

    Cycling along national cycle route 4 yesterday, I saw a cracked egg in the road with three young
    lads hanging about. One had his hand in his pocket and was waiting for me.... The most evil stare
    I could muster made him think twice about taking his hand out of his pocket .. he gave me a
    friendly hello, and watched his intended victim go past. I think he decided 6ft, 15 stone isn't
    really a good choice of target. 😉

    Out with the CTC this morning, saw a boxer dog in the middle of the road standing over a freshly
    dead chicken. Someone's going to be in trouble...

  3. Zog The Undeniable said:


    Out with the CTC this morning, saw a boxer dog in the middle of the road standing over a freshly
    dead chicken. Someone's going to be in trouble...

    Out this morning and saw a fox; with a very nice looking leg of lamb in it's mouth. Somone is going
    to have missed Sunday Lunch!

    --
    Chris dot Gerhard at btclick dot com.

  4. elyob said:

    Cycling along national cycle route 4 yesterday,

    I was on part of that this morning, to fall in with the rest of the thread I saw a dead badger.

  5. (Marc) said:
    elyob said:

    Cycling along national cycle route 4 yesterday,

    I was on part of that this morning, to fall in with the rest of the thread I saw a dead badger.

    Too many of those about, sadly. Dead badgers I've seen outnumber live ones by a considerable margin.

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) jasmine.org.uk~simon

    ;; of 90+ years of protection, but a cure for cancer, only 14? -- user 'Tackhead', in /.
    discussion of copyright law, 22/05/02

  6. Simon Brooke said:
    Quoted message said:
    elyob said:

    Cycling along national cycle route 4 yesterday,

    I was on part of that this morning, to fall in with the rest of the thread I saw a dead badger.

    Too many of those about, sadly. Dead badgers I've seen outnumber live ones by a
    considerable margin.

    Really? I have almost the complete opposite experience , this was the first dead one I have
    ever seen.

  7. Simon Brooke said:
    (Marc) said:

    I was on part of that this morning, to fall in with the rest of the thread I saw a dead badger.

    Too many of those about, sadly. Dead badgers I've seen outnumber live ones by a considerable
    margin.

    Until recently I'd agree, but I've seen three live ones this summer - one in daylight (oddly) just
    lumbered into the bushes as I came round a corner in an off-road path at the beginning of the
    summer, and then last week I was flying (incautiously and reprehensibly) down a lane in teh dark
    when two ran ahead of me a little and then veered off into teh bushes to teh side.

    regards, Ian SMith
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    (Marc) said:
    elyob said:

    Cycling along national cycle route 4 yesterday,

    I was on part of that this morning, to fall in with the rest of the thread I saw a dead badger.

    Too many of those about, sadly. Dead badgers I've seen outnumber live ones by a
    considerable margin.

    despite being a wildlifey type person who goes out of their way to see all sorts of beasties, that'd
    be 1:0 in my case too.

  9. Simon Brooke said:


    Too many of those about, sadly. Dead badgers I've seen outnumber live ones by a
    considerable margin.

    The live ones can hear you coming.
    --
    Mark

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    (Marc) said:

    elyob <[email hidden]> wrote:

    > Cycling along national cycle route 4 yesterday,

    I was on part of that this morning, to fall in with the rest of the thread I saw a dead
    badger.

    Too many of those about, sadly. Dead badgers I've seen outnumber live ones by a considerable
    margin.

    despite being a wildlifey type person who goes out of their way to see all sorts of beasties,
    that'd be 1:0 in my case too.

    I've only seen one .. I was in a car, and it's had freshly been run over. The other driver left the
    scene leaving the cull to me. I couldn't do it, and then a farmers wife came around the corner in a
    Land Rover. Big stick ... badger out of misery.

    Never seen a badger anywhere near London though. Foxes, however, 2ish:Millions.

  11. the Mark said:
    Simon Brooke said:


    Too many of those about, sadly. Dead badgers I've seen outnumber live ones by a considerable
    margin.

    The live ones can hear you coming.

    I find, actually, that a bike is an excellent way of seeing wildlife, particularly around dusk,
    because they _don't_ hear you coming (and don't expect anythign so quiet to move so quickly).

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) jasmine.org.uk~simon

    Anagram: I'm soon broke.

  12. "elyob" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Never seen a badger anywhere near London though. Foxes, however, 2ish:Millions.


    they walk about Caversham (northern suburb of Reading) as brazenly as old grannies' lap-dogs! They
    are also better at crossing roads it seems....

    Recently saw a fox waiting by the roadside whilst cars zoomed past - it crossed at a suitable gap
    like a well-trained dog. One of the passing cars was a TVP patrol car - the fox seemed to try and
    "keep its head down" when it saw that one! [could actually have been the reflective strips, causing
    the fox to be dazzled?]

    Alex

  13. Quoted message said:

    The live ones can hear you coming.
    --
    Mark

    You get a nice pop sound from frogs if you go over them just right.

    --

    <-- Wide Load --

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    Quoted message said:

    The live ones can hear you coming.
    --
    Mark

    You get a nice pop sound from frogs if you go over them just right.

    --

    <-- Wide Load -->

    Worryingly you appear to be speaking from experience.

    :-D

  15. Simon Brooke said:


    I find, actually, that a bike is an excellent way of seeing wildlife, particularly around dusk,
    because they _don't_ hear you coming (and don't expect anythign so quiet to move so quickly).

    The two full grown deer that shot across about 6ft in front of me were a bit too close for comfort.
    The kamikaze bunnies trying to get diced by my spokes I can deal with but two full grown deer?

    Tony

    --
    "If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything." Mark Twain

  16. Simon Brooke said:

    I find, actually, that a bike is an excellent way of seeing wildlife, particularly around dusk,
    because they _don't_ hear you coming (and don't expect anythign so quiet to move so quickly).

    Why am I reminded of pedestrians' behaviour? :-0

    James

    --
    "Sorry mate, I didn't see you" is not a satisfactory excuse.

  17. Colin Blackburn said:

    And, sort of comedy 'taches crossing the road---I think they are voles.

    Nah! They're POB's.

    James (who bought some shaving foam tonight. Shall I reshave my head?)

    --
    "Sorry mate, I didn't see you" is not a satisfactory excuse.

  18. In article <MPG.19d2a911c5c56032989c7f@localhost>, [email hidden] says...

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    In my younger years I went to skool in Formby in what is now deemed to be Merseyside. Formby has
    Red Squirrels rather than the grey types we have around here, so be it.

    We still have reds up here and I have been lucky enough to see a couple from the saddle. When I
    lived down in Oxford I regularly saw foxes while heading home at night. Here I get stoats,
    weasels, kestrels and barn owls among other things. And, sort of comedy 'taches crossing the
    road---I think they are voles.

    Colin

    It's the reason I continue Mountain Biking, being so close to nature and seing such fauna (in
    forests etc.) you wouldn't see anywhere else. I remember this one time I was cycling along quite
    happily in the Queen Elizabeth Forest Park and was stopped in my tracks by a fully grown stag in the
    middle of the road! It tried to stare me out, but I won, after what felt like 10 minutes of staring
    at each other, he jumped about 8-10m high right into the forest, gone! Ah yes, I really felt the
    'force' flowing through me that day.

    Or it couldn't have been last nights curry. 🙂
    --
    MS Jedi

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