A slug makes its way into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "I don't even allow dogs in here, much less slimy things like you. No drink. Get out". The slug argues, annoys other patrons, and leaves a slime trail all over the bar. Finally, the bartender slips a coaster under the slug, takes him outside, and flings him into the bushes.
Three months later, the slug reappears on the bar and asks the bartender "Hey! What the hell did you do THAT for???"
LOLOLOL! I have a friend that I trade "animal in a bar" jokes with. This one is going straight to him. --
A slug makes its way into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "I don't even allow dogs in here, much less slimy things like you. No drink. Get out". The slug argues, annoys other patrons, and leaves a slime trail all over the bar. Finally, the bartender slips a coaster under the slug, takes him outside, and flings him into the bushes.
Three months later, the slug reappears on the bar and asks the bartender "Hey! What the hell did you do THAT for???"
LOLOLOL! I have a friend that I trade "animal in a bar" jokes with. This one is going straight to him.
Hey I like those too! :-) -- Peace, Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson
