OT: Death Clock predicts your death day!

BabyJane Hudson <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Check this out. According to the info I provided, my death of death
will be 1-13-2009.

Which day will you be dying on?

http://www.deathclock.com/?source=FindaDeath&key=TopBanner

Jane

I don't know about the accuracy of that but much to our surprise, my uncle
knew the exact day and time he was going to die. The judge told him. 😄

Andy
OLD JOKE

Wayne Boatwright said:

I've seen this before. According to it's calculations, I'm already dead! <g>

Always knew I had a "sixth sense" - I bin talkin' to dead people 😉

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

"Wayne Boatwright" <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> wrote

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I've seen this before. According to it's calculations, I'm already dead!
<g>

It doesn't ask enough questions. No way I'm around 30 years
from now. No.

nancy

Andy said:

cathyxyz <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Wayne Boatwright said:

I've seen this before. According to it's calculations, I'm already
dead! <g>

Always knew I had a "sixth sense" - I bin talkin' to dead people 😉

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

Cathy(xyz),

You have it backwards. Wayne is God! 🙂

Andy

Nah. That would make him enyaW. 😉

sreehC
(zyx)yhtaC

"Wayne Boatwright" <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Fri 10 Mar 2006 09:08:56a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it BabyJane
Hudson?

Quoted message said:

Check this out. According to the info I provided, my death of death
will be 1-13-2009.

Which day will you be dying on?

http://www.deathclock.com/?source=FindaDeath&key=TopBanner

Jane

I've seen this before. According to it's calculations, I'm already dead!
<g>

--
Wayne Boatwright Õ¿Õ¬

I'm gonna live until I'm 90? Damn. Look out, ladies. I'm gettin' intravenous
viagra. 🙂

Doug Kanter said:

I'm gonna live until I'm 90? Damn.

Well, I *was* gonna live till I was 89, but... thanks to Pandora, that
might be cut a little short.... 😉

Cheers
Cathy(xyz) - oops forgot the OB food... St*ff it.. it's Friday..

cathyxyz <[email hidden]> wrote in news:yUkQf.939$Db5.349
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Andy said:

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Wayne Boatwright wrote:

> I've seen this before. According to it's calculations, I'm already
> dead! <g>
>
Always knew I had a "sixth sense" - I bin talkin' to dead people 😉

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

Cathy(xyz),

You have it backwards. Wayne is God! 🙂

Andy

Nah. That would make him enyaW. 😉

sreehC
(zyx)yhtaC

That's TOO clever!

{{{hug}}}}

Andy

I'm already dead too, according to this.

Guess I don't have to worry about that "earthquake advisory" anymore.

Ace Berserker said:

I'm already dead too, according to this.

Guess I don't have to worry about that "earthquake advisory" anymore.

I guess not.

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

"BabyJane Hudson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Check this out. According to the info I provided, my death of death
will be 1-13-2009.

Which day will you be dying on?

http://www.deathclock.com/?source=FindaDeath&key=TopBanner

Jane

I don't need to check. I'm not going..

Dora

limey said:

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http://www.deathclock.com/?source=FindaDeath&key=TopBanner

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I don't need to check. I'm not going..

You should check it out and play with it a little. I noticed if I
changed mode from normal to pessimistic it took 20 years off my life!
That's quite an effect.

Stacia

On 10 Mar 2006 20:30:53 +0100, Wayne Boatwright

wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com said:

I've seen this before. According to it's calculations, I'm already dead! <g>

What? You hadn't noticed yet?

--
-denny-
"Do your thoughts call ahead or do they just arrive at your mouth unannounced?"

"It's come as you are, baby."

-over the hedge

"limey" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"BabyJane Hudson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Check this out. According to the info I provided, my death of death
will be 1-13-2009.

Which day will you be dying on?

http://www.deathclock.com/?source=FindaDeath&key=TopBanner

Jane

I don't need to check. I'm not going..

Dora

I think I already went and came back.
Meow,
Dee Dee

BabyJane Hudson <[email hidden]> hitched up their
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Check this out. According to the info I provided, my death of death
will be 1-13-2009.

Which day will you be dying on?

http://www.deathclock.com/?source=FindaDeath&key=TopBanner

Jane

3-8-2023... I'll be 67 then. Damned, just in time for retirement 😉

Michael

--
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she
served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been
found."

--Calvin Trillin

Wayne Boatwright <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> hitched up their panties
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On Fri 10 Mar 2006 09:08:56a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
BabyJane Hudson?

Quoted message said:

Check this out. According to the info I provided, my death of death
will be 1-13-2009.

Which day will you be dying on?

http://www.deathclock.com/?source=FindaDeath&key=TopBanner

Jane

I've seen this before. According to it's calculations, I'm already
dead! <g>

Well hell, you should be dead. Eating all that fudge last year 😉

Michael

--
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she
served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been
found."

--Calvin Trillin

Andy <q> hitched up their panties and posted
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cathyxyz <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Wayne Boatwright said:

I've seen this before. According to it's calculations, I'm already
dead! <g>

Always knew I had a "sixth sense" - I bin talkin' to dead people 😉

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

Cathy(xyz),

You have it backwards. Wayne is God! 🙂

Andy

You have it backwards, Wayne is FOOD for the Gods 😉

Michael

--
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she
served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been
found."

--Calvin Trillin

"limey" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"BabyJane Hudson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Check this out. According to the info I provided, my death of death
will be 1-13-2009.

Which day will you be dying on?

http://www.deathclock.com/?source=FindaDeath&key=TopBanner

Jane

I don't need to check. I'm not going..

Dora

I just checked. I'll be going soon. July 14, 2014!!! Yikes. Better get
the use of some of those newest pans! That smooth top better get installed
soonest.

OTOH, My FIL (still alive) expired July 1999.
Sooo funny.
Dee Dee

"Doug Kanter" <[email hidden]> hitched up their panties and
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"Wayne Boatwright" <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Fri 10 Mar 2006 09:08:56a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
BabyJane Hudson?

Quoted message said:

Check this out. According to the info I provided, my death of death
will be 1-13-2009.

Which day will you be dying on?

http://www.deathclock.com/?source=FindaDeath&key=TopBanner

Jane

I've seen this before. According to it's calculations, I'm already
dead! <g>

--
Wayne Boatwright Õ¿Õ¬

I'm gonna live until I'm 90? Damn. Look out, ladies. I'm gettin'
intravenous viagra. 🙂

Dear Gawd. I can just see you with your intravenous needle and bag rolling
around the nursing home 😉

Michael

--
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she
served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been
found."

--Calvin Trillin

"Doug Kanter" <[email hidden]>,in rec.food.cookingwrote:
and entertained us with

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"Wayne Boatwright" <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Fri 10 Mar 2006 09:08:56a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it BabyJane
Hudson?

Quoted message said:

Check this out. According to the info I provided, my death of death
will be 1-13-2009.

Which day will you be dying on?

http://www.deathclock.com/?source=FindaDeath&key=TopBanner

Jane

I've seen this before. According to it's calculations, I'm already dead!
<g>

--
Wayne Boatwright Õ¿Õ¬

I'm gonna live until I'm 90? Damn. Look out, ladies. I'm gettin' intravenous
viagra. 🙂

I am going to die, May 2, 1999 ??? Is there something I didn't
understand that day ?