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Penis Enlargement Problem

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  1. Recently I had liposuction to reduce my gigantic fat gut, and the doctor
    offered me a deal on injecting some of the lard into my penis so that it
    would be bigger and fatter.

    The price was right, and at first it looked great. My three inch stub became
    a whopping five incher, and it was at least three inches wide. It was so fat
    it was ugly, but in a good way.

    I started dating girls that I have known by letting them know that my [censored]
    was bigger now, and after several tries I found one willing partner.

    Well, the sex was great for me, but the fat in my penis got pushed back into
    my testicle sack and now it looks like I have a giant ball where my nuts
    used to be. My [censored] is also skinny now, and it looks like it is shrinking
    every day back to its normal three inches.

    What should I do? Stay with the big fat ball or let the doctor perform
    liposuction on my testicles? He said the metal rod might puncture them, and
    then instead of having a big fat ball I would have no balls.

    I am confused. Please help me guys.

  2. In article <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:

    Recently I had liposuction to reduce my gigantic fat gut, and the doctor
    offered me a deal on injecting some of the lard into my penis so that it
    would be bigger and fatter.

    The price was right, and at first it looked great. My three inch stub became
    a whopping five incher, and it was at least three inches wide. It was so fat
    it was ugly, but in a good way.

    I started dating girls that I have known by letting them know that my [censored]
    was bigger now, and after several tries I found one willing partner.

    Well, the sex was great for me, but the fat in my penis got pushed back into
    my testicle sack and now it looks like I have a giant ball where my nuts
    used to be. My [censored] is also skinny now, and it looks like it is shrinking
    every day back to its normal three inches.

    What should I do? Stay with the big fat ball or let the doctor perform
    liposuction on my testicles? He said the metal rod might puncture them, and
    then instead of having a big fat ball I would have no balls.

    I am confused. Please help me guys.

    welel you could write less [censored] for a start.

  3. "Fish! - THE Aristocrat." <> welel you could write less [censored] for a
    start.>

    OK. My penis started out at two inches, and it ended up at four inches. But
    I still have a big fat ball. It feels like one of those stress balls now.

  4. In article <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:

    "Fish! - THE Aristocrat." <> welel you could write less [censored] for a
    start.>

    OK. My penis started out at two inches, and it ended up at four inches. But
    I still have a big fat ball. It feels like one of those stress balls now.

    Much better. Perhaps rent it out to those that are stressed?

  5. Fish! - THE Aristocrat. said:

    Much better. Perhaps rent it out to those that are stressed?

    I wouldn't mind giving it a squeeze (with vice grips...)

  6. i'd wrote a novel, not a deja post. you have some darn good material
    dude. and your imagination seems to be quite solid.

    esp

    http://www.izvornikod.com/blog/BlogComments.aspx?PostID=24

  7. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    i'd wrote a novel, not a deja post. you have some darn good material
    dude. and your imagination seems to be quite solid.

    esp

    http://www.izvornikod.com/blog/BlogComments.aspx?PostID=24

    Translation???

  8. "George" <> Translation???

    Quoted message said:



    I think he wants to bugger my ass? I have seen the signs before. Father
    O'Malley used to lavish praise on me whenever he was horny.

  9. In article <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:

    "George" <> Translation???

    Quoted message said:



    I think he wants to bugger my ass? I have seen the signs before. Father
    O'Malley used to lavish praise on me whenever he was horny.

    what, as in the Mayonnaise?

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