On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:11:59 -0600, "Mike O'Brien"
<[email hidden]> wrote in mn.general:
Quoted message said:Ole and Sven from International Falls, Minnesota die and wake up in Hell.
The devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens
and bomber hats, warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them
"What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"Ole replies, "Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow
an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know."The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the
heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two guys from Minnesota,
the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and
drinking beer.The devil is astonished and exclaims, "Everyone down here is in abject
misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?"Sven replies, "Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere at
da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice."The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he
comes up with the answer.
The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The
devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell. The next morning, the
temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and people are
shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth.
The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and
finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are
jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat
you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong
with you two?"They both look at the devil in surprise and say, "Vell, don't ya know, if
hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl."