Fatty Masters

Bob Schwartz said:

The Stones are the fatty masters of the entertainment
industry. The halftime show made it very clear that
time is no longer on their side. They sucked.

Overheard during the show:

"He doesn't have the breath support to do that anymore."
From someone with a background in choral groups, referring
to Sir Mick.

"He looks like he needs to go to the bathroom." From someone
young enough to be Sir Mick's granddaughter.

Coming after Sir Paul's show last year I think the NFL really
needs to go with someone whose best years were at least in the
current century.

Yeah, when I think breath support, I think of Mick in the 1960s.

Steve

--
Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS
http://www.dentaltwins.com
Brooklyn, NY
718-258-5001

Bob Schwartz said:

The Stones are the fatty masters of the entertainment
industry. The halftime show made it very clear that
time is no longer on their side. They sucked.

Overheard during the show:

"He doesn't have the breath support to do that anymore."
From someone with a background in choral groups, referring
to Sir Mick.

"He looks like he needs to go to the bathroom." From someone
young enough to be Sir Mick's granddaughter.

Coming after Sir Paul's show last year I think the NFL really
needs to go with someone whose best years were at least in the
current century.

The Masters of Fat were singing the national antem, sort of. What's
left of New Orleans was probably wishing that the garbled sound system
hadn't left a lot of people with the idea that what's left of Aretha
Franklin and her voice came from New Orleans. The Detroit fans applaud
her because she reminds of the time before Motown moved out of
Detroit.

Thank god for the mute button.

And to think they once complained about Jose Feliciano...

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...

Bob Schwartz said:

The Stones are the fatty masters of the entertainment
industry. The halftime show made it very clear that
time is no longer on their side. They sucked.

I saw them up close in the early 80s and they even looked old then. If my
dad pranced around the way Mick does, I'd have him committed.

Bob Schwartz said:

The Stones are the fatty masters of the entertainment
industry. The halftime show made it very clear that
time is no longer on their side. They sucked.

Still controversial enough for ABC to censor them. Apaling.
http://news.google.com/news?q=stones+censored+super+bowl

--
E. Dronkert

Curtis L. Russell said:

Bob Schwartz said:

The Stones are the fatty masters of the entertainment
industry. The halftime show made it very clear that
time is no longer on their side. They sucked.

Overheard during the show:

"He doesn't have the breath support to do that anymore."
From someone with a background in choral groups, referring
to Sir Mick.

"He looks like he needs to go to the bathroom." From someone
young enough to be Sir Mick's granddaughter.

Coming after Sir Paul's show last year I think the NFL really
needs to go with someone whose best years were at least in the
current century.

The Masters of Fat were singing the national antem, sort of. What's
left of New Orleans was probably wishing that the garbled sound system
hadn't left a lot of people with the idea that what's left of Aretha
Franklin and her voice came from New Orleans. The Detroit fans applaud
her because she reminds of the time before Motown moved out of
Detroit.

Thank god for the mute button.

And to think they once complained about Jose Feliciano...

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...

Absolutely the worst performance of the National Anthem at a major
sporting event since the time Roseanne sang at a baseball game.

Oh, yea... the Stones sucked, too.

Ewoud Dronkert said:

Bob Schwartz said:

The Stones are the fatty masters of the entertainment
industry. The halftime show made it very clear that
time is no longer on their side. They sucked.

Still controversial enough for ABC to censor them. Apaling.
http://news.google.com/news?q=stones+censored+super+bowl

If there had been a wardrobe malfunction I swear I would
have puked.

Bob Schwartz

Ewoud Dronkert said:

Bob Schwartz said:

The Stones are the fatty masters of the entertainment
industry. The halftime show made it very clear that
time is no longer on their side. They sucked.

Still controversial enough for ABC to censor them. Apaling.
http://news.google.com/news?q=stones+censored+super+bowl

I was only half-watching, and wondered if there would be a problem with
"you make a dead man come", but I didn't hear any dead air. Was it
bleeped out or did they censor themselves?
Either way, pathetic.

Steve

--
Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS
http://www.dentaltwins.com
Brooklyn, NY
718-258-5001

Steve, there was a 5 second delay on the entire broadcast. And I'm sure
they're laughing all the way to the bank.

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Quoted message said:

Ewoud Dronkert said:

Bob Schwartz said:

The Stones are the fatty masters of the entertainment
industry. The halftime show made it very clear that
time is no longer on their side. They sucked.

Still controversial enough for ABC to censor them. Apaling.
http://news.google.com/news?q=stones+censored+super+bowl

I was only half-watching, and wondered if there would be a problem with
"you make a dead man come", but I didn't hear any dead air. Was it
bleeped out or did they censor themselves?
Either way, pathetic.

Steve

--
Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS
http://www.dentaltwins.com
Brooklyn, NY
718-258-5001

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Bob Schwartz said:

Ewoud Dronkert said:

Bob Schwartz said:

The Stones are the fatty masters of the entertainment
industry. The halftime show made it very clear that
time is no longer on their side. They sucked.

Still controversial enough for ABC to censor them. Apaling.
http://news.google.com/news?q=stones+censored+super+bowl

If there had been a wardrobe malfunction I swear I would
have puked.

But they aren't fat. Look at other rockers from that era if
you want to scare yourself.

My new ambition is to be as skinny and skanky as Mick Jagger
when I'm that old. I'm already past the Pete Townshend
"Hope I die before .." point.

On 6 Feb 2006 21:35:08 -0800, "[email hidden]" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Bob Schwartz said:

Ewoud Dronkert said:

Bob Schwartz wrote:

>The Stones are the fatty masters of the entertainment
>industry. The halftime show made it very clear that
>time is no longer on their side. They sucked.

Still controversial enough for ABC to censor them. Apaling.
http://news.google.com/news?q=stones+censored+super+bowl

If there had been a wardrobe malfunction I swear I would
have puked.

But they aren't fat. Look at other rockers from that era if
you want to scare yourself.

My new ambition is to be as skinny and skanky as Mick Jagger
when I'm that old. I'm already past the Pete Townshend
"Hope I die before .." point.

Keef! Richards is the real deal. Jagger probably works out to Richard Simmons or
something, but Keef is just a force of nature. They're going to clone his liver
and use it to replace space shuttle tiles.

Ron

In article <[email hidden]>,

RonSonic said:

On 6 Feb 2006 21:35:08 -0800, "[email hidden]" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Bob Schwartz said:

Ewoud Dronkert wrote:
> Bob Schwartz wrote:
>
>>The Stones are the fatty masters of the entertainment
>>industry. The halftime show made it very clear that
>>time is no longer on their side. They sucked.
>
> Still controversial enough for ABC to censor them. Apaling.
> http://news.google.com/news?q=stones+censored+super+bowl

If there had been a wardrobe malfunction I swear I would
have puked.

But they aren't fat. Look at other rockers from that era if
you want to scare yourself.

Where's the Chung Chart for the BMI of '60s and '70s rockers who still
perform?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

My new ambition is to be as skinny and skanky as Mick Jagger
when I'm that old. I'm already past the Pete Townshend
"Hope I die before .." point.

Keef! Richards is the real deal. Jagger probably works out to Richard Simmons
or something, but Keef is just a force of nature. They're going to clone his
liver and use it to replace space shuttle tiles.

Ron

He has a liver?!?!?!?

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tanx,
Howard

The poodle bites, the poodle chews it.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

Howard Kveck said:

He has a liver?!?!?!?

Dumbass -

The way his skin looks, it seems as if the waste products in his system
bypass the liver and store themselves subcutaneously.

thanks,

K. Gringioni.

Howard Kveck said:

Where's the Chung Chart for the BMI of '60s and '70s rockers who still
perform?

Perhaps Davie can give us some odds on the Rolling stones vs Bob Dylan vs
David Bowie on a Alpe 'd Huez TT.

Donald Munro said:

Howard Kveck said:

Where's the Chung Chart for the BMI of '60s and '70s rockers who still
perform?

Perhaps Davie can give us some odds on the Rolling stones vs Bob Dylan vs
David Bowie on a Alpe 'd Huez TT.

Now Davey has to confess his ignorance

He never heard of any of those guys

Callas is about my limit plus a few others;;;;;;;;;

But on the subject of Callas, did you hear the one about Jackie and Ari?

Well Jackie and Ari just came back from a few days cruising on the "Christina",
Ari's boat

They only just walked in the door when the phone rings.

Jackie answers it.

"Ari, it's that firkin' Callas [censored] again for you," says Jackie

Ari trots to the phone and chats happily to Maria for half an hour.

Meanwhile Jackie's almost hot enough to you know what

At dinner later Jackie says to Ari, "Now how do you think that Broken Down Has Been
opera singer knows exactly when we get back home every time?"

"Because I phone ahead and tell her," says Ari

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Le Vent à Dos
Davey Crockett
Dit 'NON' aux brevets Logiciels
http://brevets-logiciels.info/

Mark Fennell says...

Quoted message said:

I saw them up close in the early 80s and they even looked old then.

I saw an early-80's Stones tour and they sounded MUCH worse than they did at
SB40. Face it, Bob, you're just jealous. The Stones still sell out world tours
while bikee masters fattys sit home and watch the SB.

Quoted message said:

If my dad pranced around the way Mick does, I'd have him committed.

If your dad made the money Mick did, you'd be in line telling what a stud he is
as you planted your nose up his butt crack.

Donald Munro says...

Quoted message said:

Perhaps Davie can give us some odds on the Rolling stones vs Bob Dylan vs
David Bowie on a Alpe 'd Huez TT.

Promise Mick some adulation on top and he'd win over that list.

Davey Crockett said:

He never heard of any of those guys

Callas is about my limit plus a few others;;;;;;;;;

Opera - Latin for "Death By Music"
I can appreciate the skill it takes to sing opera but I sure don't
enjoy it.

People who read r.b.r. watch the Super Bowl?!

-RJ

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ronaldo_jeremiah said:

People who read r.b.r. watch the Super Bowl?!

-RJ

An even more important question is: People who read r.b.r. *voluntarily*
watch the Super Bowl?!

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Howard

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