Not just Graceland. You can visit Sun Studios, or for the in-depth
music afficianado, there's the STAX museum. Very nice.
Rules for unicyclists visiting Memphis:
No rail grinds on the fence around Elvis's grave. (The man is buried
in his back yard like a pet hamster, y'all.) It makes the Reverent
Souls gathered there become violent.
Only the ducks are allowed to play in the big fountain in the Peabody
Hotel Lobby. No Trials inside the Peabody.
The huge and bewildering 'mountain' sculpture in Mid-America mall? You
can ride on that, but only if you don't get seen by authority figures.
Even then, it's okay sometimes. Ask the skateboarders where it is,
they'll show you.
Mid-America Mall has no motor traffic. Perfect for unicycling and
stuff. The Trolleys, however, can sneak up on you. Don't turn your
back on them. The drivers must get awfully bored going in circles, and
unicycles must be very tempting.
Mud Island (As seen in the Tom Cruise film 'The Firm'😉 is not a made-up
place. It's real, and it's neat to uni on the scale model of the
Mississippi river ("Look, I can jump from Mississippi to Louisiana!
Bam!"😉 Don't make fun of the name. We already know it's a goofy
name.
The 'Dancing Water' fountain on Main Street. Wonderful way to clear the
sinuses. Ride on in. Take your cell phone out of your pocket first.
Everyone from the Smokeys or the Rockies... Don't pooh-pooh our
mountain bike trails. We're in a mighty river delta here, and that's
the best we got. They're fun, you just gotta work what's there.
And finally, three big cheers to Tommy Thompson. He's working his #@$
off for all of us to enjoy this NAUCC. Good man. You'll see what he's
done when you get here, but some of us see what he's going through to
get it ready for you.
--
dogzilla
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