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  1. A couple years ago I hired a guy named Thomas as a repairman for a gym
    I run in California. He always seemed like a pretty competent worker.
    Thomas had great personal skills, came into work on-time, and pretty
    much completed projects better than any of the other techs in our
    facility. He seemed like a pretty intelligent guy, actually. I've
    even had dinner with his wife and young daughter on occasion. I
    generally consider him a friend.

    The other day I invited him to my house to hang out and have a few
    drinks. At one point in the evening we were shooting the [censored] and
    talking about the worst things we've ever done in our lives. I
    regaled him with a tale about how I stole expensive clothes from
    department stores as a teenager and he told me about how he once sent
    explicit pictures of his cheating ex-girlfriend sodomizing a toothbrush
    to her parents. I laughed and passed him another drink.

    I guess he was getting a little too tipsy because a little later he
    related a story about how he got his college degree in philosophy. We
    don't require college degrees, but we generally hire and give greater
    pay to candidates with the degree over the candidate without one.
    Thomas said that he bought it off the internet for $450 from some
    website called http://www.diplomaforge.com and listed it on the resume
    he sent my secretary. I've heard this website discussed on these
    forums a few days ago. Apparently they represent universities who grant
    degrees based on "work history" and "life experience." Now I
    don't know what to do. Company policy is to terminate people who lie
    on their resumes, but he doesn't seem like that bad of a guy. The
    website he got his degree from looks like what they're doing is
    pretty unethical since there's no coursework involved. But I guess
    the degree is technically legal. Should I fire him because he bought
    his degree from the internet instead of attending a regular university?

    What he did was pretty crooked. I think I might decide to fire him over
    this. If you were his employer what would you do?

  2. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    A couple years ago I hired a guy named Thomas as a repairman for a gym
    I run in California. He always seemed like a pretty competent worker.
    Thomas had great personal skills, came into work on-time, and pretty
    much completed projects better than any of the other techs in our
    facility. He seemed like a pretty intelligent guy, actually. I've
    even had dinner with his wife and young daughter on occasion. I
    generally consider him a friend.

    The other day I invited him to my house to hang out and have a few
    drinks. At one point in the evening we were shooting the [censored] and
    talking about the worst things we've ever done in our lives. I
    regaled him with a tale about how I stole expensive clothes from
    department stores as a teenager and he told me about how he once sent
    explicit pictures of his cheating ex-girlfriend sodomizing a toothbrush
    to her parents. I laughed and passed him another drink.

    I guess he was getting a little too tipsy because a little later he
    related a story about how he got his college degree in philosophy. We
    don't require college degrees, but we generally hire and give greater
    pay to candidates with the degree over the candidate without one.
    Thomas said that he bought it off the internet for $450 from some
    website called http://www.diplomaforge.com and listed it on the resume
    he sent my secretary. I've heard this website discussed on these
    forums a few days ago. Apparently they represent universities who grant
    degrees based on "work history" and "life experience." Now I
    don't know what to do. Company policy is to terminate people who lie
    on their resumes, but he doesn't seem like that bad of a guy. The
    website he got his degree from looks like what they're doing is
    pretty unethical since there's no coursework involved. But I guess
    the degree is technically legal. Should I fire him because he bought
    his degree from the internet instead of attending a regular university?

    What he did was pretty crooked. I think I might decide to fire him over
    this. If you were his employer what would you do?

    I would sodomize his wife and possibly his daughter.

  3. On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 03:39:09 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    I would sodomize his wife and possibly his daughter.

    Pretty much what I said...

  4. On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 03:39:09 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:


    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    A couple years ago I hired a guy named Thomas as a repairman for a gym
    I run in California. He always seemed like a pretty competent worker.
    Thomas had great personal skills, came into work on-time, and pretty
    much completed projects better than any of the other techs in our
    facility. He seemed like a pretty intelligent guy, actually. I've
    even had dinner with his wife and young daughter on occasion. I
    generally consider him a friend.

    The other day I invited him to my house to hang out and have a few
    drinks. At one point in the evening we were shooting the [censored] and
    talking about the worst things we've ever done in our lives. I
    regaled him with a tale about how I stole expensive clothes from
    department stores as a teenager and he told me about how he once sent
    explicit pictures of his cheating ex-girlfriend sodomizing a toothbrush
    to her parents. I laughed and passed him another drink.

    I guess he was getting a little too tipsy because a little later he
    related a story about how he got his college degree in philosophy. We
    don't require college degrees, but we generally hire and give greater
    pay to candidates with the degree over the candidate without one.
    Thomas said that he bought it off the internet for $450 from some
    website called http://www.diplomaforge.com and listed it on the resume
    he sent my secretary. I've heard this website discussed on these
    forums a few days ago. Apparently they represent universities who grant
    degrees based on "work history" and "life experience." Now I
    don't know what to do. Company policy is to terminate people who lie
    on their resumes, but he doesn't seem like that bad of a guy. The
    website he got his degree from looks like what they're doing is
    pretty unethical since there's no coursework involved. But I guess
    the degree is technically legal. Should I fire him because he bought
    his degree from the internet instead of attending a regular university?

    What he did was pretty crooked. I think I might decide to fire him over
    this. If you were his employer what would you do?

    I would sodomize his wife and possibly his daughter.

    That's just back-stabbing David and unworthy of you! ;o)

  5. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    A couple years ago I hired a guy named Thomas as a repairman for a gym
    I run in California. He always seemed like a pretty competent worker.
    Thomas had great personal skills, came into work on-time, and pretty
    much completed projects better than any of the other techs in our
    facility. He seemed like a pretty intelligent guy, actually. I've
    even had dinner with his wife and young daughter on occasion. I
    generally consider him a friend.

    The other day I invited him to my house to hang out and have a few
    drinks. At one point in the evening we were shooting the [censored] and
    talking about the worst things we've ever done in our lives. I
    regaled him with a tale about how I stole expensive clothes from
    department stores as a teenager and he told me about how he once sent
    explicit pictures of his cheating ex-girlfriend sodomizing a toothbrush
    to her parents. I laughed and passed him another drink.

    I guess he was getting a little too tipsy because a little later he
    related a story about how he got his college degree in philosophy. We
    don't require college degrees, but we generally hire and give greater
    pay to candidates with the degree over the candidate without one.
    Thomas said that he bought it off the internet for $450 from some
    website called http://www.diplomaforge.com and listed it on the resume
    he sent my secretary. I've heard this website discussed on these
    forums a few days ago. Apparently they represent universities who grant
    degrees based on "work history" and "life experience." Now I
    don't know what to do. Company policy is to terminate people who lie
    on their resumes, but he doesn't seem like that bad of a guy. The
    website he got his degree from looks like what they're doing is
    pretty unethical since there's no coursework involved. But I guess
    the degree is technically legal. Should I fire him because he bought
    his degree from the internet instead of attending a regular university?

    What he did was pretty crooked. I think I might decide to fire him over
    this. If you were his employer what would you do?

    If he does a good job, forget about it. Hell, I consider my Degree to be
    purchased as well. 40K for something that is just a piece of paper to me.

  6. WooferBearATL said:

    If he does a good job, forget about it. Hell, I consider my Degree to be
    purchased as well. 40K for something that is just a piece of paper to me.

    You're not fooling anyone with that "BS in bathhouses."

  7. Quoted message said:

    A couple years ago I hired a guy named Thomas as a repairman for a gym
    I run in California. He always seemed like a pretty competent worker.
    Thomas had great personal skills, came into work on-time, and pretty
    much completed projects better than any of the other techs in our
    facility. He seemed like a pretty intelligent guy, actually.

    <snip>

    Quoted message said:

    What he did was pretty crooked. I think I might decide to fire him over
    this. If you were his employer what would you do?

    No. Good workers are a [censored] to find.

    But now you're warned that he might lie when it's convenient. Take that
    into consideration when he tells you things.

    (Probably the same is true for most of your workers, though.)

    Dally

  8. "JRH" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 03:39:09 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:


    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    A couple years ago I hired a guy named Thomas as a repairman for a gym
    I run in California. He always seemed like a pretty competent worker.
    Thomas had great personal skills, came into work on-time, and pretty
    much completed projects better than any of the other techs in our
    facility. He seemed like a pretty intelligent guy, actually. I've
    even had dinner with his wife and young daughter on occasion. I
    generally consider him a friend.

    The other day I invited him to my house to hang out and have a few
    drinks. At one point in the evening we were shooting the [censored] and
    talking about the worst things we've ever done in our lives. I
    regaled him with a tale about how I stole expensive clothes from
    department stores as a teenager and he told me about how he once sent
    explicit pictures of his cheating ex-girlfriend sodomizing a toothbrush
    to her parents. I laughed and passed him another drink.

    I guess he was getting a little too tipsy because a little later he
    related a story about how he got his college degree in philosophy. We
    don't require college degrees, but we generally hire and give greater
    pay to candidates with the degree over the candidate without one.
    Thomas said that he bought it off the internet for $450 from some
    website called http://www.diplomaforge.com and listed it on the resume
    he sent my secretary. I've heard this website discussed on these
    forums a few days ago. Apparently they represent universities who grant
    degrees based on "work history" and "life experience." Now I
    don't know what to do. Company policy is to terminate people who lie
    on their resumes, but he doesn't seem like that bad of a guy. The
    website he got his degree from looks like what they're doing is
    pretty unethical since there's no coursework involved. But I guess
    the degree is technically legal. Should I fire him because he bought
    his degree from the internet instead of attending a regular university?

    What he did was pretty crooked. I think I might decide to fire him over
    this. If you were his employer what would you do?

    I would sodomize his wife and possibly his daughter.

    That's just back-stabbing David and unworthy of you! ;o)

    My Dad used to say - 'if anyone gives you an opening, grab it with both
    hands'

  9. "Dally" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    A couple years ago I hired a guy named Thomas as a repairman for a gym
    I run in California. He always seemed like a pretty competent worker.
    Thomas had great personal skills, came into work on-time, and pretty
    much completed projects better than any of the other techs in our
    facility. He seemed like a pretty intelligent guy, actually.

    <snip>

    Quoted message said:

    What he did was pretty crooked. I think I might decide to fire him over
    this. If you were his employer what would you do?

    No. Good workers are a [censored] to find.

    But now you're warned that he might lie when it's convenient. Take that
    into consideration when he tells you things.

    (Probably the same is true for most of your workers, though.)

    I just love your use of apostrophes

  10. Don't feed...

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    A couple years ago I hired a guy named Thomas as a senior tech for a
    small airport I run in California....

    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    A couple years ago I hired a guy named Thomas as a repairman for a gym
    I run in California. He always seemed like a pretty competent worker.
    Thomas had great personal skills, came into work on-time, and pretty
    much completed projects better than any of the other techs in our
    facility. He seemed like a pretty intelligent guy, actually. I've
    even had dinner with his wife and young daughter on occasion. I
    generally consider him a friend.

    The other day I invited him to my house to hang out and have a few
    drinks. At one point in the evening we were shooting the [censored] and
    talking about the worst things we've ever done in our lives. I
    regaled him with a tale about how I stole expensive clothes from
    department stores as a teenager and he told me about how he once sent
    explicit pictures of his cheating ex-girlfriend sodomizing a toothbrush
    to her parents. I laughed and passed him another drink.

    I guess he was getting a little too tipsy because a little later he
    related a story about how he got his college degree in philosophy. We
    don't require college degrees, but we generally hire and give greater
    pay to candidates with the degree over the candidate without one.
    Thomas said that he bought it off the internet for $450 from some
    website called http://www.diplomaforge.com and listed it on the resume
    he sent my secretary. I've heard this website discussed on these
    forums a few days ago. Apparently they represent universities who grant
    degrees based on "work history" and "life experience." Now I
    don't know what to do. Company policy is to terminate people who lie
    on their resumes, but he doesn't seem like that bad of a guy. The
    website he got his degree from looks like what they're doing is
    pretty unethical since there's no coursework involved. But I guess
    the degree is technically legal. Should I fire him because he bought
    his degree from the internet instead of attending a regular university?

    What he did was pretty crooked. I think I might decide to fire him over
    this. If you were his employer what would you do?

  11. On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 06:05:25 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:


    "JRH" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 03:39:09 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:


    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    >A couple years ago I hired a guy named Thomas as a repairman for a gym
    > I run in California. He always seemed like a pretty competent worker.
    > Thomas had great personal skills, came into work on-time, and pretty
    > much completed projects better than any of the other techs in our
    > facility. He seemed like a pretty intelligent guy, actually. I've
    > even had dinner with his wife and young daughter on occasion. I
    > generally consider him a friend.
    >
    > The other day I invited him to my house to hang out and have a few
    > drinks. At one point in the evening we were shooting the [censored] and
    > talking about the worst things we've ever done in our lives. I
    > regaled him with a tale about how I stole expensive clothes from
    > department stores as a teenager and he told me about how he once sent
    > explicit pictures of his cheating ex-girlfriend sodomizing a toothbrush
    > to her parents. I laughed and passed him another drink.
    >
    > I guess he was getting a little too tipsy because a little later he
    > related a story about how he got his college degree in philosophy. We
    > don't require college degrees, but we generally hire and give greater
    > pay to candidates with the degree over the candidate without one.
    > Thomas said that he bought it off the internet for $450 from some
    > website called http://www.diplomaforge.com and listed it on the resume
    > he sent my secretary. I've heard this website discussed on these
    > forums a few days ago. Apparently they represent universities who grant
    > degrees based on "work history" and "life experience." Now I
    > don't know what to do. Company policy is to terminate people who lie
    > on their resumes, but he doesn't seem like that bad of a guy. The
    > website he got his degree from looks like what they're doing is
    > pretty unethical since there's no coursework involved. But I guess
    > the degree is technically legal. Should I fire him because he bought
    > his degree from the internet instead of attending a regular university?
    >
    >
    > What he did was pretty crooked. I think I might decide to fire him over
    > this. If you were his employer what would you do?

    I would sodomize his wife and possibly his daughter.

    That's just back-stabbing David and unworthy of you! ;o)

    My Dad used to say - 'if anyone gives you an opening, grab it with both
    hands'

    Cheeky bugger! (That's two for the price of one - if you think about
    it!)

  12. On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 06:07:45 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:


    "Dally" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    A couple years ago I hired a guy named Thomas as a repairman for a gym
    I run in California. He always seemed like a pretty competent worker.
    Thomas had great personal skills, came into work on-time, and pretty
    much completed projects better than any of the other techs in our
    facility. He seemed like a pretty intelligent guy, actually.

    <snip>

    Quoted message said:

    What he did was pretty crooked. I think I might decide to fire him over
    this. If you were his employer what would you do?

    No. Good workers are a [censored] to find.

    But now you're warned that he might lie when it's convenient. Take that
    into consideration when he tells you things.

    (Probably the same is true for most of your workers, though.)

    I just love your use of apostrophes

    Isn't education a wonderful thing?

  13. Gary Schnabl said:


    Don't feed...

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    Ah. Interesting ...

    http://tinyurl.com/bju4j

    I wonder what his/her agenda is. He/she may be spamming his/her own
    diploma mill.

  14. "JMW" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    Gary Schnabl said:


    Don't feed...

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    Ah. Interesting ...

    http://tinyurl.com/bju4j

    I wonder what his/her agenda is. He/she may be spamming his/her own
    diploma mill.

    I think more likely this person owns many businesses in California and
    simply happens to have a person named Thomas employed in the various
    businesses who has faked a degree - and he genuinely wants to know just how
    to handle the situation.

    (I mean, would Dally be that gullible as to think this guy is a troll?)

  15. David said:

    My Dad used to say - 'if anyone gives you an opening, grab it with both
    hands'

    Now David, you insert into an opening, but you grab a protrusion.

  16. "DZ" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    David said:

    My Dad used to say - 'if anyone gives you an opening, grab it with both
    hands'

    Now David, you insert into an opening, but you grab a protrusion.

    Well . . . I guess you insert into the opening but grab the surrounding
    protrusion?

  17. DZ said:
    David said:

    My Dad used to say - 'if anyone gives you an opening, grab it with both
    hands'

    Now David, you insert into an opening, but you grab a protrusion.

    I don't think anyone really wants the hear the details of what goes on
    between him and JRH.

  18. "JMW" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    DZ said:
    David said:

    My Dad used to say - 'if anyone gives you an opening, grab it with both
    hands'

    Now David, you insert into an opening, but you grab a protrusion.

    I don't think anyone really wants the hear the details of what goes on
    between him and JRH.

    I wouldn't quite go that far although we do have a 'give and take'
    relationship,

  19. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Thomas said that he bought it off the internet for $450 from some
    website called http://www.Iamaspammer.com and listed it on the resume

    Quoted message said:

    What he did was pretty crooked. I think I might decide to fire him over
    this.

    I think you should fire yourself for being such an obvious lowlife spammer.

  20. JMW said:
    DZ said:
    David said:

    My Dad used to say - 'if anyone gives you an opening, grab it with both
    hands'

    Now David, you insert into an opening, but you grab a protrusion.

    I don't think anyone really wants the hear the details of what goes on
    between him and JRH.

    Now that is really pathetic John Williams; are you really having to
    resort to homosexual taunts now!

    You really are a sad old man! ;o(

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