Eggs aren't born

modom said:

They're laid.

When eating an unfertilized egg you're ingesting chicken menses.
When eating a fertilized egg you're ingesting a chicken fetus.

Either way you've been screwed by a chicken.

Sheldon said:

modom said:

They're laid.

When eating an unfertilized egg you're ingesting chicken menses.
When eating a fertilized egg you're ingesting a chicken fetus.

Either way you've been screwed by a chicken.

I prefer to think of it as oral sex with condiments.

modom

modom said:

Sheldon said:

modom said:

They're laid.

When eating an unfertilized egg you're ingesting chicken menses.
When eating a fertilized egg you're ingesting a chicken fetus.

Either way you've been screwed by a chicken.

I prefer to think of it as oral sex with condiments.

Actually that's oral sex where you swallow.

modom said:

Sheldon said:

modom said:

They're laid.

When eating an unfertilized egg you're ingesting chicken menses.
When eating a fertilized egg you're ingesting a chicken fetus.

Either way you've been screwed by a chicken.

I prefer to think of it as oral sex with condiments.

modom

LOL! Butter, salt & pepper, please.

Jill

modom said:

They're laid.

Thank you.

modom

Thank you, when Michael and I spoke, I referred to "unlaid" eggs, but
we quickly went on to another topic, so I suppose he didn't remember.

Your kitchen is beautiful and one of the nicest views of the picture
is the new puppy in the corner. :o) It makes the kitchen look
"homey", not just as a place for cooking.

Sheldon said:

modom said:

They're laid.

When eating an unfertilized egg you're ingesting chicken menses.
When eating a fertilized egg you're ingesting a chicken fetus.

Either way you've been screwed by a chicken.

It's that very fact that kept me from eating eggs for a few years. In
High School we watched a chicken develop in the egg (they peeled back a
bit of shell) It made me completely ill lol....no eggs for about 5
years. Well, no eggs alone - I still ate bread etc

Roberta (in VA)

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modom said:

They're laid.

Thank you.

modom

Thank you, when Michael and I spoke, I referred to "unlaid" eggs, but
we quickly went on to another topic, so I suppose he didn't remember.

Your kitchen is beautiful and one of the nicest views of the picture
is the new puppy in the corner. :o) It makes the kitchen look
"homey", not just as a place for cooking.

The mind is the first to go Margaret. Mine left years ago 😉 I do like
Michael's kitchen. I wish my kitchen was square with an island.

Michael <- still wants the puppy

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Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

Margaret Suran <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote
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modom said:

They're laid.

Thank you.

modom

Thank you, when Michael and I spoke, I referred to "unlaid" eggs, but
we quickly went on to another topic, so I suppose he didn't remember.

Your kitchen is beautiful and one of the nicest views of the picture
is the new puppy in the corner. :o) It makes the kitchen look
"homey", not just as a place for cooking.

The mind is the first to go Margaret. Mine left years ago 😉 I do like
Michael's kitchen. I wish my kitchen was square with an island.

Michael <- still wants the puppy

So do I, but I do not think either one of us will get it. :o(

A Dackerl has been the dog of my dreams since I was a little girl and
one of my cousins had one.

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They're laid.

Thank you.

modom

Oooh! That's a statement waiting for a comment!

MoM

Margaret Suran said:

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

Margaret Suran <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote
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Quoted message said:

Michael <- still wants the puppy

So do I, but I do not think either one of us will get it. :o(

A Dackerl has been the dog of my dreams since I was a little girl and
one of my cousins had one.

What is a Dackerl?

Elaine, too

Elaine Parrish said:

Margaret Suran said:

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

Margaret Suran <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote
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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Michael <- still wants the puppy

So do I, but I do not think either one of us will get it. :o(

A Dackerl has been the dog of my dreams since I was a little girl and
one of my cousins had one.

What is a Dackerl?

Elaine, too

Google doesn't recognize it as a dog - maybe it has a more common name.
I saw some Tibetan mastiffs on APL the other night, and boy, would
they be nice to curl up with. Too much hair, though.

N.

Elaine Parrish said:

Margaret Suran said:

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

Margaret Suran <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote
in news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Michael <- still wants the puppy

So do I, but I do not think either one of us will get it. :o(

A Dackerl has been the dog of my dreams since I was a little girl and
one of my cousins had one.

What is a Dackerl?

Elaine, too

A little Dachshund. :o) The German word is Dackel, the diminutive
in Vienna is Dackerl.

Margaret Suran said:

Elaine Parrish said:

Margaret Suran said:

Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:

>Margaret Suran <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote
>in news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

>Michael <- still wants the puppy
>

So do I, but I do not think either one of us will get it. :o(

A Dackerl has been the dog of my dreams since I was a little girl and
one of my cousins had one.

What is a Dackerl?

Elaine, too

A little Dachshund. :o) The German word is Dackel, the diminutive
in Vienna is Dackerl.

Thanks, Margaret! I knew I couldn't picture such a dog. Then I was
wondering if it was one of those "special crosses" like a peek-a-poo.
Dachshunds are so cute.

Elaine, too

Elaine Parrish said:

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Quoted message said:

Elaine, too

A little Dachshund. :o) The German word is Dackel, the diminutive
in Vienna is Dackerl.

Thanks, Margaret! I knew I couldn't picture such a dog. Then I was
wondering if it was one of those "special crosses" like a peek-a-poo.
Dachshunds are so cute.

Elaine, too

David's friend's parents have 5 dachshunds! they're like a little crazy wiener
herd.

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Margaret Suran said:

A Dackerl has been the dog of my dreams since I was a little girl and
one of my cousins had one.

Please describe a Dackerl.

gloria p

Puester said:

Margaret Suran said:

A Dackerl has been the dog of my dreams since I was a little girl
and one of my cousins had one.

Please describe a Dackerl.

gloria

Gloria, A Dackel is a Dachshund, it's what it is called in German.
A Dackerl is a small Dachshund or just a loving way to call one of any
age or size. It's what we called them in Vienna and which is probably
still that way. Sorry if you thought I knew of a special breed of dog.

My cousin had a female Dackerl. She got loose one day when she was
being walked and came back after having mated with a large dog. She
died trying to give birth to a litter of puppies that were too large
for such a small dog. C sections for dogs did not exist at that time
and neither did abortions. I remember the dog, but I cannot recall
her name.

Margaret Suran said:

Puester said:

Please describe a Dackerl.

gloria

Gloria, A Dackel is a Dachshund, it's what it is called in German.
A Dackerl is a small Dachshund or just a loving way to call one of any
age or size. It's what we called them in Vienna and which is probably
still that way. Sorry if you thought I knew of a special breed of dog.

Please don't be sorry about that. The longer I live the more I learn
how much I DON'T know.

I've never been crazy about Dachshunds but our Swedish partner has a
very nice, very old long-haired Dachshund named Robin ("Rob-BEEN" in
Swedish.) R. has a lot of personality and begs to come along when we are
out in the forest picking lingonberries or chanterelles.

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My cousin had a female Dackerl. She got loose one day when she was
being walked and came back after having mated with a large dog. She
died trying to give birth to a litter of puppies that were too large
for such a small dog.

Ouch! Poor dog.

gloria p