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Bank Robbery?

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  1. Some not- too- smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After
    several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next
    day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively
    easily thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault, they
    discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to
    work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box
    only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.

    The Head Gangster says "Okay, well, at least we can eat it." So
    they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second
    Safety deposit box and there sits another pudding. They decide to
    devour it too.

    Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest
    of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened.

    They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes.
    Disappointed the head gangster said "Well, at least they left
    something for us to eat"

    The next day, while listening to the news they hear: "Yesterday
    the largest sperm bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group
    of people."

  2. dude, no! thats just not cricket!

  3. oh no, this is the time when i feel outside of this cycling community cuz i'm a newbie, what's a cricket?

  4. first off im never gonna try to rob a bank
    and second i have no clue about the whole *cricket* thing

  5. Oh no. Lol! That is so funny. What did they think it was? Rice pudding. Lol

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