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  1. Browsing though a review of a "Rough Guide" survival guide prompted me to
    think about the sort of daft things these guides write in their pages in
    order to pad them out a bit. I came up with a couple of useful tips on
    what not to do., like if you find someone about to die of hypothermia, don't
    give them a hot chilly to suck in the hope that it will warm them up. It
    will probably have the same effect as a brandy, increasing the risk of
    hypothermia. My other useful tip is that, although superglue may be used to
    block the vas deferens in a mans scrotum for purposes of preventing sperm
    release during intercourse ( a vasectomy procedure), it should not be used
    in a cut on the arm or leg as it will hurt and itch for days without in
    fact sealing the wound. Finally, on the subject of superglue, don't carry
    the tube version, in case you mislay it in a boot. If in a boot, you are
    likely to step on it and empty its contents, resulting in a painful burning
    sensation as your foot becomes firmly stuck to the inside of the boot.
    I'll be back with more useful tips tomorrow.

  2. In article <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:

    Finally, on the subject of superglue, don't carry
    the tube version, in case you mislay it in a boot. If in a boot, you are
    likely to step on it and empty its contents, resulting in a painful burning
    sensation as your foot becomes firmly stuck to the inside of the boot.
    I'll be back with more useful tips tomorrow.

    It would surely come in useful to prevent baldy scousers from nicking
    your stuff, though ?

    --
    Neil Barker

  3. On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 00:13:20 -0000, Neil Barker <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:

    Finally, on the subject of superglue, don't carry
    the tube version, in case you mislay it in a boot. If in a boot, you are
    likely to step on it and empty its contents, resulting in a painful burning
    sensation as your foot becomes firmly stuck to the inside of the boot.
    I'll be back with more useful tips tomorrow.

    It would surely come in useful to prevent baldy scousers from nicking
    your stuff, though ?

    (-:
    --

    Paul Rooney

  4. Neil Barker said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:

    Finally, on the subject of superglue, don't carry
    the tube version, in case you mislay it in a boot. If in a boot, you are
    likely to step on it and empty its contents, resulting in a painful burning
    sensation as your foot becomes firmly stuck to the inside of the boot.
    I'll be back with more useful tips tomorrow.

    It would surely come in useful to prevent baldy scousers from nicking
    your stuff, though ?

    It wouldn't stop anyone nicking your kit. The only thing is that when
    you caught them they wouldn't be able to give it back!

    Andy

  5. Andy Champ said:

    It wouldn't stop anyone nicking your kit. The only thing is that when
    you caught them they wouldn't be able to give it back!

    Andy

    What if it was a stick-up?

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