In addition to his marvelously effective "Troll FAQ":
( http://www.fitnwell.net/mfw_troll_filter_faq.htm ) ;o), John
Williams has just invented a new way of keeping the "trolls" out of
Group activity, thus effectively keeping them in the dark about what
*he* is saying to his little group of alleged chums.
This is called his innovative "Email Your Chums Technique", whereby he
offers an email service to selected people, sends them an email, and
then posts to the Group informing us all that he has sent email to
those "selected people", thus letting the rest of us know whom he
hasn't emailed, that he has found a new way to be the centre of
attention and the fount of all knowledge.
Followed to it's logical conclusion, this now means that if we all
sign up for the new John Williams' "Email Your Chums Technique", all
emails thus generated can be put on a circulation list for both
outgoing and incoming emails, so that everyone on the list receives
all messages.
Those of you who don't know as much about Cybernet secret activity as
John Williams, will instantly appreciate the subtlety of this new
'technique', which gives control to John Williams and makes him the
moderator that he has always wanted to be. There will then be no need
to post at MFW anymore, except to post the enigmatic "Done" when you
have sent an email, and the only people who will remain there posting
"quips" among themselves, will be the troublemakers that John Williams
has designated "trolls".
We live in such exciting times and we must acknowledge the wondrous
service that the great man John Williams has done for MFW in
particular, and the Internet in general. Shall we see his like again?
Of course it wouldn't be MFW if Hudson didn't jump up immediately and
call Williams a [censored], and offer his own alternative email service, so
in accordance with MFW tradition, if you would like to join my new
playground gang, which will exclude the "trolls" John Williams, Lee
Michaels and Will Brink, please email me at:
[email hidden] and then post to the Group
the secret coded "Done" so that they will all know that you have done
so.
We shall not be [censored] upon Brethren, rise up against those who would
subjugate us by urination. A pox upon their bladders.
J R HUDSON
www.fitnwell.net
UK Member of the JMW Opposition Group