It's BREAK TIME.
Not school break, ATKINS DIET BREAK !!!
It's almost Christmas.
That means its time to toss all the diet books and disgusting diet
foods and start eating like a normal person. Besides that, there are
thousands of great tasting christmas cookies and candies just waiting
for you to eat. It's the holidays, so there is not time for dieting
and all those life threatening atkins foods (which are obsolete
anyhow). It's time to have FUN. EAT - DRINK TILL YOU'RE DRUNK - SMOKE
- EAT MORE - and BE MERRY.
Of course, if you are one of those boring people who must say "NO" to
anything and everything pleasurable, STAY HOME and ENJOY YOUR
MISERY......
That just leave more cookies and candy for ME !!!
I already sent invitations to all my friends and relatives to come to
my Christmas and New Years eve parties, but on the invitation it
clearly states "Boring Atkins dieters are NOT welcome"
Yep, if you're doing Atkins, STAY HOME. No one wants you or your
lousy attitude. Stay home, sulk in your own self created hell, and
leave the rest of us alone. Either join the rest of the world, or live
in your own lonely miserable world where you're only friend is the
rotting corpse of the deceased Dr. Atkins (quack).
Come to MY party with an Atkins book, and that book will be burned
while you are tossed out onto your ass in the snow.
If you want to go back to your Atkins nonsense after New Years, that's
fine, but starting now, it's THE HOLIDAYS and it's time to have FUN.
A word of caution to any of you who are doing Atkins. It was
announced on the news this morning that the Atkins diet is DEAD. It's
OVER. It's OBSOLETE. It DONT WORK. Anyone still on Atkins is a
complete moronic relic. The fad is DEAD. MOVE ON..... The next diet
fad will be announced in January of 2006. so someone besides a dead
man can rob you of your money for yet another diet that does not work.
Christmas TIP:
When you're roasting your high carb chestnuts on an open fire, Toss
your Atkins book in the fire to make your nuts roast faster.
Soon to come to Usenet
alt.support.diet.high-carb
We need a balamce.
Merry Christmas and be sure to eat a ton of carbs...