Bicycles explained

Jon Schneider said:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bicycle

Recent film review much more interesting:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Keira_Knightley_In_A_White_Corset_And_Kate_Beckinsale_In_A_Black_One

When will this come to my local multiplex? Can I book now?

Jon Schneider said:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bicycle

Jon

I see nothing wrong in their definition and I've been waiting for some
time for Shimano to come out with their own wicker basket and small dog
bike accessory.

Laters,

Marz

Jon Schneider said:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bicycle

Must be an American site as it clearly endorses Creationism ;-)

Jon Schneider said:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bicycle

A great resource! How about helping to formulate the Uncyclopedia's
definition of the Highway Code, based not on boring old Road Traffic
Acts, but on how it is really interpreted out there, on the streets:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UK_Highway_Code

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Jon Schneider said:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bicycle

A great resource! How about helping to formulate the Uncyclopedia's
definition of the Highway Code, based not on boring old Road Traffic
Acts, but on how it is really interpreted out there, on the streets:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UK_Highway_Code

I stuck the cycle lane bit in myself yesterday in a bit of a hurry - to see
how the thing works :-)

gentlegreen said:

I stuck the cycle lane bit in myself yesterday in a bit of a hurry - to see
how the thing works :-)

Hope you don't mind my edit, then!

sothach said:

gentlegreen said:

I stuck the cycle lane bit in myself yesterday in a bit of a hurry - to see
how the thing works :-)

Hope you don't mind my edit, then!

The serious bit? I often wonder about the wording of the prohibition on
motorists entering advisory lanes. It seems to impy they mustn't enter
mandatory ones even if it's unavoidable.

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Dave...

dkahn400 said:

sothach said:

gentlegreen said:

I stuck the cycle lane bit in myself yesterday in a bit of a hurry - to see
how the thing works :-)

Hope you don't mind my edit, then!

The serious bit? I often wonder about the wording of the prohibition on
motorists entering advisory lanes. It seems to impy they mustn't enter
mandatory ones even if it's unavoidable.

Serious bit? How very against the spirit of uncyclopedia!
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Tim.

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gentlegreen said:

I stuck the cycle lane bit in myself yesterday in a bit of a hurry - to

see

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how the thing works :-)

Hope you don't mind my edit, then!

not a bit - excellent work :-)

"sothach" <[email hidden]> sd / msg
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2005 01:31:30 -0800:

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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UK_Highway_Code

Oh yes, growing apace I see.

Guy
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Just zis Guy said:

"sothach" <[email hidden]> sd / msg
<[email hidden]> dtd 24 Nov
2005 01:31:30 -0800:

Quoted message said:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UK_Highway_Code

Oh yes, growing apace I see.

Guy
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"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken

No longer it seems....."There is currently no text in this page"

julesh

Julesh said:

Just zis Guy said:

"sothach" <[email hidden]> sd / msg

Quoted message said:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UK_Highway_Code

Oh yes, growing apace I see.

No longer it seems....."There is currently no text in this page"

It got marked by the site admins as being of no value or summit, and I
was asked to remove it, so I did. Must have misunderstood the mood of
the site, I see from looking at other pages that it is important to
mention parts of the human anatomy in a juvenile way, my bad...

I submit that on or about 28 Nov 2005 03:53:34 -0800, the person known
to the court as "sothach" <[email hidden]> made a statement
(<[email hidden]> in Your
Honour's bundle) to the following effect:

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It got marked by the site admins as being of no value or summit, and I
was asked to remove it

Humourless igst.

Guy
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simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken