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  1. when you get hit in the face by a bumble bee whilst travelling downhill at 40+ mph.

  2. Temp3st said:

    when you get hit in the face by a bumble bee whilst travelling downhill at 40+ mph.

    Indeed, but look on the bright side: The last thing that went through the bee's mind was its [censored].

  3. "Temp3st" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    when you get hit in the face by a bumble bee whilst travelling downhill at 40+ mph.

    Still, could have been worse, it could have been me :-)

    Pete

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    when you get hit in the face by a bumble bee whilst travelling downhill at 40+ mph.

    Same thing happened to one of the guys in our group this morning. The bee did however have the
    presence of mind to sting him (on the lip) as a last act of revenge. I hate to think what might have
    happened had he swallowed the b*gg*r!

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    David K

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  5. David K said:

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    Quoted message said:

    when you get hit in the face by a bumble bee whilst travelling downhill at 40+ mph.

    Same thing happened to one of the guys in our group this morning. The bee did however have the
    presence of mind to sting him (on the lip) as a last act of revenge. I hate to think what might
    have happened had he swallowed the b*gg*r!

    yup, that was me this time last week. Took a couple of days for the swelling to go down, and for the
    kids to stop calling me "elephant man".

    --
    Succorso

  6. Quoted message said:

    Still, could have been worse, it could have been me :-)

    Pete

    And even worse if it had happened to me!

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  7. Quoted message said:

    Same thing happened to one of the guys in our group this morning. The bee did however have the
    presence of mind to sting him (on the lip) as a last act of revenge. I hate to think what might
    have happened had he swallowed the b*gg*r!

    I've swallowed quite a few flies before. Unfortunately most of them go so far back inside the throat
    that you have no choice but to gulp 'em down with some water.

    Mostly it happens when I'm pedalling uphill when I'm gasping for air...

    Luckily I've never had the misfortune to swallow any bees before!

    --
    ...meandering mule...

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    mule said:
    Quoted message said:

    Same thing happened to one of the guys in our group this morning. The bee did however have the
    presence of mind to sting him (on the lip) as a last act of revenge. I hate to think what might
    have happened had he swallowed the b*gg*r!

    I've swallowed quite a few flies before. Unfortunately most of them go so far back inside the
    throat that you have no choice but to gulp 'em down with some water.

    Ugh!

    Either I've been fortunate, or there's yet another advantage to maintaining an ample beard.

    It's about ten years since I gave up meat, so I can definitely do without ingesting flies!

    --
    Axis of Evil: Whose economy needs ever more wars? Arms Exports $bn: USA 14.2, UK 5.1, vs France 1.5,
    Germany 0.8 (The Economist, July 2002)

  9. wafflyDIRTYcatLITTERhcsBOX said:
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    Still, could have been worse, it could have been me :-)

    Pete

    And even worse if it had happened to me!

    Oh, I don't know ;-)

    John B

  10. mule <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I hate to think what might have happened had he swallowed the b*gg*r!

    I've swallowed quite a few flies before. Unfortunately most of them go so far back inside the
    throat that you have no choice but to gulp 'em down with some water.

    have you considered swallowing a spider? OTOH I gather that this kind of thing can get out of hand
    if you take it too far

    best wishes james

  11. Quoted message said:

    have you considered swallowing a spider? OTOH I gather that this kind of thing can get out of hand
    if you take it too far

    Hi James,

    Not yet but I'm working on it...

    --
    ...meandering mule...

  12. james said:

    mule <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I hate to think what might have happened had he swallowed the b*gg*r!

    I've swallowed quite a few flies before. Unfortunately most of them go so far back inside the
    throat that you have no choice but to gulp 'em down with some water.

    have you considered swallowing a spider? OTOH I

    .. that wriggled & tiggled & tickled in side? (if memory serves).

    Ed 'Stewpot' Stewart has a lot to answer for.

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