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  1. On my way home, after a Saturday night of Bicycle Jeopardy, I was
    riding by the mall parking and stopped to pick up ~120 lbs. of honey.

    It was 4 degrees, raining and windy when I thought I heard somebody
    shouting. Off to my right I spotted a shape running across the parking
    lot. Expecting a to be solicited by a crack addled panhandler with an
    unbelievable story, I wasn't interested in stopping. Then I made out
    the person was lost and seeking directions. A healthy blonde angelic
    20 something from Victoria was befuddled by Heather Street's
    discontinuous nature. Her destination was still two kilometers away
    and two blocks south of my home.

    I explained how to get there, as a bike would travel, when it started
    raining harder. So, I shrugged and offered her a ride on the rack. I
    was surprised when she accepted and straddled the rack without
    hesitation.

    I took it easy over the speed humps and picked the smoothest line
    through the patches and potholes. I didn't want to leave her with
    bruises or over stress the rack.

    She thanked me for the ride but figured it was her karmic payback.
    Sweet kid.
    --
    zk

  2. Zoot Katz said:

    On my way home, after a Saturday night of Bicycle Jeopardy, I was
    riding by the mall parking and stopped to pick up ~120 lbs. of honey....

    I had a similar experience a few weeks ago, except that I was loaded up
    with groceries so I couldn't give her a ride. My lost pedestrian had
    been a city bus rider who's new in town, got off where the driver told
    her to, started walking. After going the wrong way for probably a mile,
    in fancy what-business-women-are-supposed-to-wear-for-dress-shoes,
    getting colder and more confused, up rides her angel in yellow with
    blinkie lights.

    I considered having her start heading back the correct direction while
    I raced home and returned in the four-wheeler, but that would mean
    walking past the campus where we've been having an unfortunate series
    of predatory experiences. And she was already shivering. So I rang up
    the boys in blue, put my fleece gloves on her while we waited. The
    calvary showed up and took her home.

    This is not the first time I've been percieved as flag-downable by
    someone who needed help. Feels good.

    So what does Bicycle Jeopardy entail? "I'll take LA for $20."

    --Karen D.

  3. 14 Nov 2005 04:43:19 -0800,
    <[email hidden]>,

    Veloise said:

    So what does Bicycle Jeopardy entail? "I'll take LA for $20."

    The questions in all categories are bicycle related. LA was the answer
    for a few questions. Some of the questions were based on the local
    advocacy, political and cultural scenes. Books, Movies, People, Bike
    Parts, and Manufacturers were also some of the categories.

    I scored big in the TdF and Quotes categories (thanks to reading
    <r.b.m>😉 and won a chromed revolving bell.
    --
    zk

  4. 14 Nov 2005 04:43:19 -0800,
    <[email hidden]>,

    Veloise said:

    So what does Bicycle Jeopardy entail? "I'll take LA for $20."

    The questions in all categories are bicycle related. LA was the answer
    for a few questions. Some of the questions were based on the local
    advocacy, political and cultural scenes. Books, Movies, People, Bike
    Parts, and Manufacturers were also some of the categories.

    I scored big in the TdF and Quotes categories (thanks to reading
    <r.b.m>😉 and won a chromed revolving bell.
    --
    zk

  5. Zoot Katz wrote:

    On my way home, after a Saturday night of Bicycle Jeopardy, I was
    riding by the mall parking and stopped to pick up ~120 lbs. of honey.
    ------------------------------------------------

    Some time ago, I was pulling a Kayak set upright on a bike trailer.
    After I pulled out from the University, onto a main street, a young
    freshman-type had her thumb out. She smiled and just as a joke (I
    thought), gestured with her thumb at me. I stopped and also as a joke,
    told her to get in. She did, without hesitation. My bluff was called
    and I could only ask how far she was going. It turned out to be 4 miles
    and she rode in the Kayak's seat, just as if she was paddling it. We
    got a lot of strange looks on the way, but no cops came after me. She
    wasn't even wearing a life jacket. When we pulled up to her family's
    home, they all had to come out and see this spectacle and snap some
    photos. I imagined she wouldn't forget that soon and I was right.
    About a dozen years later, I was pulling another Kayak in a park and was
    stopped by a young mother with two kids. It was her and she had
    apparently told her kids the story, as they asked, "This is that guy!?".
    "You said he was some kind of superman, but he doesn't look like all
    that much!". The candor of kids can be humbling.

    Steve McDonald

  6. I had to carry my daughter home from a music lesson on my rack last night.
    Due to miscommunication, apparantly I was expected to collect her by car
    rather than escorting her home on her bike, so she didn't have her bike with
    her and I didn't have the car.
    However, she weighs a lot less than 120 lbs.

  7. Wed, 16 Nov 2005 06:48:40 -0800,
    <[email hidden]>,

    (Steve McDonald) said:


    Zoot Katz wrote:

    On my way home, after a Saturday night of Bicycle Jeopardy, I was
    riding by the mall parking and stopped to pick up ~120 lbs. of honey.
    ------------------------------------------------

    Some time ago, I was pulling a Kayak set upright on a bike trailer.
    After I pulled out from the University, onto a main street, a young
    freshman-type had her thumb out. She smiled and just as a joke (I
    thought), gestured with her thumb at me. I stopped and also as a joke,
    told her to get in. She did, without hesitation. My bluff was called
    and I could only ask how far she was going. It turned out to be 4 miles
    and she rode in the Kayak's seat, just as if she was paddling it. We
    got a lot of strange looks on the way, but no cops came after me. She
    wasn't even wearing a life jacket. When we pulled up to her family's
    home, they all had to come out and see this spectacle and snap some
    photos. I imagined she wouldn't forget that soon and I was right.
    About a dozen years later, I was pulling another Kayak in a park and was
    stopped by a young mother with two kids. It was her and she had
    apparently told her kids the story, as they asked, "This is that guy!?".
    "You said he was some kind of superman, but he doesn't look like all
    that much!". The candor of kids can be humbling.


    Great story.
    A friend of mine pulls his dogs and camping gear in a canoe. That
    looks cool too.

    Had this honey been headed uphill instead of down, I don't think I'd
    have been as gallant. The wheels on this bike might be considered
    overkill but I'd rather them generally too heavy than too weak once.
    --
    zk

  8. Zoot Katz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    On my way home, after a Saturday night of Bicycle Jeopardy, I was
    riding by the mall parking and stopped to pick up ~120 lbs. of honey.

    Ok, I have to ask. What does one use 120 lbs of honey for? I assume you
    meant the bee kind.

  9. "Dukes909" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Zoot Katz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    On my way home, after a Saturday night of Bicycle Jeopardy, I was
    riding by the mall parking and stopped to pick up ~120 lbs. of honey.

    Ok, I have to ask. What does one use 120 lbs of honey for? I assume you

    Duh! Nevermind. Haven't had my coffee yet...

  10. Thu, 17 Nov 2005 07:56:24 -0600, <[email hidden]>,

    Dukes909 said:

    Ok, I have to ask. What does one use 120 lbs of honey for? I assume you
    meant the bee kind.

    Oh, about 40 gallons of mead.
    --
    zk

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