Where's Jill??

"Andy" <q> wrote in message
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I sure hope those tornadoes stayed out of her way!

I've been waiting to hear from her, so far nada. Maybe
she lost electricity.

nancy

Andy said:

I sure hope those tornadoes stayed out of her way!

Andy

I'm fine! Lots of wind, really wild lightning, torrential rain. It blew
through in a few hours. As it did, the sun was setting and the sky turned a
very odd shade of orange. Looked like someone had painted a very odd
Halloween landscape. Note: greenish skies indicate tornado activity so it
was okay, just strange looking.

Jill

Nancy Young said:

"Andy" <q> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I sure hope those tornadoes stayed out of her way!

I've been waiting to hear from her, so far nada. Maybe
she lost electricity.

nancy

I'm here! I stayed up way too late reading so I slept in after feeding the
critters 🙂

Jill

jmcquown said:

Andy said:

I sure hope those tornadoes stayed out of her way!

Andy

I'm fine! Lots of wind, really wild lightning, torrential rain. It
blew through in a few hours. As it did, the sun was setting and the
sky turned a very odd shade of orange. Looked like someone had
painted a very odd Halloween landscape. Note: greenish skies indicate
tornado activity so it was okay, just strange looking.

Jill

YAY!

🙂

Andy

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I sure hope those tornadoes stayed out of her way!

Andy

She's okay, I locked her up in my cellar.

Michael

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Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

Andy <q> looking for trouble wrote in
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I sure hope those tornadoes stayed out of her way!

Andy

She's okay, I locked her up in my cellar.

Michael

Ahhhh, yes! And it's the wine cellar, too! Thanks, Michael! 😉

Jill

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

Andy <q> looking for trouble wrote in
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I sure hope those tornadoes stayed out of her way!

Andy

She's okay, I locked her up in my cellar.

Michael

Apparently you left the door to the yard wide open!

😉

Andy

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Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

Andy <q> looking for trouble wrote in
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Quoted message said:

I sure hope those tornadoes stayed out of her way!

Andy

She's okay, I locked her up in my cellar.

Michael

Ahhhh, yes! And it's the wine cellar, too! Thanks, Michael! 😉

Jill

Snork! :~)

kili

Andy <q> looking for trouble wrote in
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Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

Andy <q> looking for trouble wrote in
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I sure hope those tornadoes stayed out of her way!

Andy

She's okay, I locked her up in my cellar.

Michael

Apparently you left the door to the yard wide open!

😉

Andy

LOLOL... She'd have gotten out anyway. She is resourceful.

Michael

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Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

LOLOL... She'd have gotten out anyway. She is resourceful.

Michael

Yeah. And now she's back home, fat and happy and DRINKING YOUR WINE!
<maniacal laughter>

Andy

Andy said:

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

LOLOL... She'd have gotten out anyway. She is resourceful.

Michael

Yeah. And now she's back home, fat and happy and DRINKING YOUR WINE!
<maniacal laughter>

Andy

HEY!!!! I am *not* fat!

Jill

Andy said:

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

LOLOL... She'd have gotten out anyway. She is resourceful.

Michael

Yeah. And now she's back home, fat and happy and DRINKING YOUR WINE!
<maniacal laughter>

Andy

HEY!!!! I am *not* fat!

Jill

jmcquown said:

Andy said:

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

LOLOL... She'd have gotten out anyway. She is resourceful.

Michael

Yeah. And now she's back home, fat and happy and DRINKING YOUR WINE!
<maniacal laughter>

Andy

HEY!!!! I am *not* fat!

Jill

It's AN OLD SAYING! I didn't mean it! Apologies.

Andy

jmcquown said:

Andy said:

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

LOLOL... She'd have gotten out anyway. She is resourceful.

Michael

Yeah. And now she's back home, fat and happy and DRINKING YOUR WINE!
<maniacal laughter>

Andy

HEY!!!! I am *not* fat!

Jill

It's AN OLD SAYING! I didn't mean it! Apologies.

Andy

jmcquown said:

Andy said:

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

LOLOL... She'd have gotten out anyway. She is resourceful.

Michael

Yeah. And now she's back home, fat and happy and DRINKING YOUR WINE!
<maniacal laughter>

Andy

HEY!!!! I am *not* fat!

I think he meant it in the figurative sense, as in well
contented/satisfied, ie. fat cat... figurative, eh... I don't think I
helped much. LOL

Sheldon Cheshire

On Wed 16 Nov 2005 10:56:31a, Andy wrote in rec.food.cooking:

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jmcquown said:

Andy said:

Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:

> LOLOL... She'd have gotten out anyway. She is resourceful.
>
> Michael
>

Yeah. And now she's back home, fat and happy and DRINKING YOUR WINE!
<maniacal laughter>

Andy

HEY!!!! I am *not* fat!

Jill

It's AN OLD SAYING! I didn't mean it! Apologies.

Andy

The way I heard that saying, it was "fat, dumb, and happy!" :-) But of
course that's not Jill. I could think of some...

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Wayne Boatwright *¿*
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Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

Andy <q> looking for trouble wrote in
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jmcquown said:

Andy said:

Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:

> LOLOL... She'd have gotten out anyway. She is resourceful.
>
> Michael
>

Yeah. And now she's back home, fat and happy and DRINKING YOUR WINE!
<maniacal laughter>

Andy

HEY!!!! I am *not* fat!

Jill

It's AN OLD SAYING! I didn't mean it! Apologies.

Andy

Psssttt... I've seen her pic. She's not fat and has a nice rack 😉

Michael ^ holding umbrella for the almost certain fallout over his smart
assed remark

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Wayne Boatwright said:

On Wed 16 Nov 2005 10:56:31a, Andy wrote in rec.food.cooking:

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jmcquown said:

Andy wrote:
> Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
>
>> LOLOL... She'd have gotten out anyway. She is resourceful.
>>
>> Michael
>>
>
> Yeah. And now she's back home, fat and happy and DRINKING YOUR WINE!
> <maniacal laughter>
>
> Andy

HEY!!!! I am *not* fat!

Jill

It's AN OLD SAYING! I didn't mean it! Apologies.

Andy

The way I heard that saying, it was "fat, dumb, and happy!" :-) But of
course that's not Jill. I could think of some...

My last girlfriend used to say "I'm fat and happy" and spank her tummy
after we'd had a really great and rich meal. I took it as a sign of
pleasure/contentment. And she wasn't fat at all.

I did read other meanings but that's not how I meant it. I don't say rude
things to nice people. Everybody knows that.

Andy

"Andy" <q> wrote

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I did read other meanings but that's not how I meant it. I don't say rude
things to nice people. Everybody knows that.

Oh, Jill knows you're kidding, she's just goofing around.

nancy