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  1. GPLama said:

    <rant>
    I saw some poor kid on one of those bigarse 'chopper' SS's today - you know,
    the ones that K-mart sell...as soon as he hit a small incline, the gearing
    was so bad he had to get off and walk the thing...

    I'd be lying to say I wasn't a scene [censored] (gimmmmeee more CF!) but when it
    comes to things that don't actually improve the task at hand, I dont see the
    logic... hauling some 20kg+ hunk of [censored] bike around that cant even be
    properly ridden is insane..

    Isn't this why there is restricted gearing in younger grades for racing, to
    ensure kiddies don't wreck their knees while they are still developing?

    First impressions of things as a kid can be everlasting.. so imagine the
    damage being done to their perception of cycling if all they know are these
    clunky [censored]?..

    Sure, these bikes would be fine if we all lived in some magical place where
    is always summer, near a beach, only rode very small distances at sunset,
    while drinking Coke(tm) and eating Snickers(tm), while watching hot chicks
    surfing (who are using tampons).... but no.. this was Doncaster East and
    some kid was trying to ride to school...

    </rant>

    now, to continue looking for my 'pro' style wheel bags so I can look the
    part on the weekend..

    cheers,
    GPL
    :expert on childhood cognitive development for today - my uni results prove
    it: 🙂


    Sort of hoping I will be an expert in video and audio editing by
    tonight. .. exam at 2

    Dave

  2. GPLama said:

    First impressions of things as a kid can be everlasting.. so imagine the
    damage being done to their perception of cycling if all they know are these
    clunky [censored]?..

    If you look carefully inside the head of a child riding one of these
    things you will see glowing image of a Harley/Norton or whatever. I
    don't think they are designed to promote cycling.

    P
    --
    Peter McCallum
    Mackay Qld AUSTRALIA

  3. Peter McCallum said:
    GPLama said:

    First impressions of things as a kid can be everlasting.. so imagine the
    damage being done to their perception of cycling if all they know are these
    clunky [censored]?..

    If you look carefully inside the head of a child riding one of these
    things you will see glowing image of a Harley/Norton or whatever. I
    don't think they are designed to promote cycling.

    P

    I think you are right Peter, pushing that bike is ideal practice for
    owning a Harley in the future...

    <dons flameproof leather jacket>
    --
    Brett

  4. BrettS said:


    I think you are right Peter, pushing that bike is ideal practice for
    owning a Harley in the future...

    <dons flameproof leather jacket>

    But it probably goes faster than a Harley.

    <ducks behind Brett>

    DaveB

  5. Bought for said kid by moronic parent, living out his own dreams
    through his children.

  6. Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    <dons flameproof leather jacket>

    Quoted message said:

    But it probably goes faster than a Harley.

    Quoted message said:

    <ducks behind Brett>

    .... and is a darn sight easier to push up the hill ...

    <ducks behind Brett & Dave ...>
    MalP

  7. Donga said:

    Bought for said kid by moronic parent, living out his own dreams
    through his children.

    Or quite possibly bought by parent due to the kids insistence that 'this' is the bike they want(purely because it looks cool or because Fred/Ethel have one) despite the parent's consideration of a more mainstream bike due to it being sensible (how boring for a kid!)... Kids desires aren't always for the practical - Which I'm reminded of everytime I see a schoolkid riding home on a jump-style mountainbike with the saddle down as low as it can go, tilted painfully backwards and knees around their ears.

  8. In aus.bicycle on 10 Nov 2005 16:10:29 -0800

    Donga said:

    Bought for said kid by moronic parent, living out his own dreams
    through his children.

    Remembering my own longterm campaign to guilt and annoy parents into
    buying a "chopper" style bike with the bannana seat and 3 speed stick
    shift on the top tube, plus apehanger bars (and I really wanted the one
    with the glitter yellow seat) I wouldn't make that assumption.

    Zebee

    --
    Zebee Johnstone ([email hidden]), proud holder of
    aus.motorcycles Poser Permit #1.
    "Motorcycles are like peanuts... who can stop at just one?"

  9. But I was raised on 3-spd Dragsters in the '70s. :o

    ...was there any other kind of bike?

  10. Zebee Johnstone said:

    Remembering my own longterm campaign to guilt and annoy parents into
    buying a "chopper" style bike with the bannana seat and 3 speed stick
    shift on the top tube, plus apehanger bars (and I really wanted the
    one with the glitter yellow seat) I wouldn't make that assumption.

    My son insisted on the glitter silver. Now he rides a RSV1000 Mille, his
    wife has a Ducati 750 Sport, his daughter a three wheeled Hyosung. So all
    was not lost.

    Theo

  11. I'm with you Zebee.
    I had a dragster, complete with apehangers, t-bar three speed shift,
    green glitter seat in my case.
    I remember also a 24" hand-me-down with horrendously extended front
    forks at one stage ...

    Two motorbikes in the shed (no HDs thanx), about to add the third
    bicycle in the back room.

    MalP

  12. Mal said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    <dons flameproof leather jacket>

    Quoted message said:

    But it probably goes faster than a Harley.

    Quoted message said:

    <ducks behind Brett>

    ... and is a darn sight easier to push up the hill ...

    .... and runs with much less trouble ...

    Quoted message said:

    <ducks behind Brett & Dave ...>

    *dives behind Brett, Dave, and Mal*

    --
    My Usenet From: address now expires after two weeks. If you email me, and
    the mail bounces, try changing the bit before the "@ to usenet".

  13. Quoted message said:

    My son insisted on the glitter silver. Now he rides a RSV1000 Mille, his
    wife has a Ducati 750 Sport, his daughter a three wheeled Hyosung. So all
    was not lost.

    Now aint that interesting. I have a Ducati 900SS ...
    NOT glitter green, though!

  14. "eddiec" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:


    Donga said:

    Bought for said kid by moronic parent, living out his own dreams
    through his children.

    Or quite possibly bought by parent due to the kids insistence that
    'this' is the bike they want(purely because it looks cool or because
    Fred/Ethel have one) despite the parent's consideration of a more
    mainstream bike due to it being sensible (how boring for a kid!)...
    Kids desires aren't always for the practical - Which I'm reminded of
    everytime I see a schoolkid riding home on a jump-style mountainbike
    with the saddle down as low as it can go, tilted painfully backwards
    and knees around their ears.


    But who's to say they aren't ducking down to the local jump track on their
    way home? Or kerb hopping, leaping over convenient mounds of topsoil?

    Although, I still don't get the seat angle (and I have a mtb that leans
    towards jump style) or low height for normal riding. Apparently the seat
    angle helps them get off the back without entangling their goolies. Still
    doesn't sound right, but I've seen these guys jump, and know heir goolies
    must be bigger than mine!

    Tony F

  15. Stuart Lamble said:


    Mal said:
    Quoted message said:

    > <dons flameproof leather jacket>

    Quoted message said:

    But it probably goes faster than a Harley.

    Quoted message said:

    <ducks behind Brett>

    ... and is a darn sight easier to push up the hill ...

    ... and runs with much less trouble ...

    Quoted message said:

    <ducks behind Brett & Dave ...>

    *dives behind Brett, Dave, and Mal*

    *joins in behind Brett, Dave, Mal and Stu, because it's clear the beer
    will come out soon, and there'll be a party*

    Tam

  16. ..a red 748 . 😄

  17. Marx SS said:

    But I was raised on 3-spd Dragsters in the '70s. :o

    ...was there any other kind of bike?

    I still got one, lovingly covered in rainbow fur, green quilted banana seat, tassells and twin overhead bells. Since the passing of the Melb Fringe Parade I've had nowhere to ride it. (*sob*)

    <ducks behind everyone else & pops a wheelie>

  18. Swoon. I want a dragster with stickshift, banana seat and sissy bar.
    Not the tassells though.

    Donga

  19. tony f said:

    Although, I still don't get the seat angle (and I have a mtb that leans
    towards jump style) or low height for normal riding. Apparently the seat
    angle helps them get off the back without entangling their goolies. Still
    doesn't sound right, but I've seen these guys jump, and know heir goolies
    must be bigger than mine!

    praps used to be bigger, thats why the seat is at an angle now 😉

    cheers,

    kim

  20. Donga said:

    Swoon. I want a dragster with stickshift, banana seat and sissy bar.
    Not the tassells though.

    Donga


    The stick shift on the top bar is now banned for safety reasons. How many of us who rode dragsters or choppers inthe 70's got de-knackered (or the female equivalent) by them? :eek:

    Anyway if top mounted stick shifts on bikes did have such an effect, surely they would just be removing the less skillful from the gene-pool (apologies to the crash bandicoots who frequent this forum) so they could not breed more of their type. 😄

    Steve(Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)A

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