Rick Onanian said:Have you ever, in fact, hit your head hard enough to crush a helmet, while not wearing a helmet?
I have, several times. I got a couple of lacerations to show for it, and the last time I got a huge
hematoma and a dent in my scalp that persists to this day. I'll share that last story with you.
I was riding my tallbike for the first time in a few months, with my bike club. Downtown, just
beginning the ride and looking for a good place to launch into the street, I rolled under an awning.
My head was close to 10 feet from the pavement. WHAM! Bright flash of light; my head snapped back
against my shoulders; every joint in my spine above mid-back popped.
I stayed on the bike! Fussing and cussing, I rolled around the corner to a low wall where I could
put a foot down and check out my head. Feeling back from my hairline a little at a time, things were
checking out OK, then my fingertips found a hole-- just mush under my scalp. Dammit, I thought, I
broke a hole in my fool head.
Otherwise, I felt fine. My buddies were proceeding to the bar that was our target. I decided to wave
them on and return to base while I still had my wits about me, lest I pass out while riding the
tallbike and fall over. A clubmate gave me a ride to the hospital to get checked out.
I still felt OK except for the crater on top of my bean, which was now acompanied by a neighboring
lump the size of a deck of cards. Doc checks out my eyes, looks in my ears, squishes on my scalp,
and asks me a few questions. He was so certain there was nothing seriously wrong that he had no
X-rays taken. He said, "scalps are thicker than most people think," gesturing to indicate over 3/4
of an inch. He gave me an ice pack and a prescription for some pain pills, and sent me home.
I hit that overhead pole hard enough to bend back my 28.6mm chromoly seat post, which I discovered
later. I got a large scalp injury, but no brain injury.
If I had been wearing a helmet, it would NOT have saved my life!
If I had been wearing a weak, foamy bicycle hat, it would certainly have been destroyed. However, if
it had grabbed on to the overhead pole I hit, it would likely have transmitted a bigger force to my
neck, which could easily have been a serious matter. It might also have fetched me off my saddle,
which was over six feet up, and plopped me down in such a way as to break something else, be it
ankle, collarbone, or whatever. I might even have hit my head from higher than the prescribed 6 foot
fall and received a brain injury!
Quoted message said:It takes a lot of force to crush a helmet; certainly enough to splatter your head. If you want to
continue living after that, I hope you have lots of money, because I don't want to subsidize a
headless wonder living on machines.
My experience bears out the idiocy of your supposition. The human head is a brain protector refined
by millions of years of continual design enhancement. It does a remarkably effective job, proven in
the long term. Your silly foam hat is based upon idle speculation by comparison.
Consider that there is a reason heads have hair on them; that it changes certain characteristics of
an impact to the benefit of the head. Your silly foam hat has no hair on it, and is composed of
material that can offer traction against a rough surface. Does this matter? I'd lay money on it.
You, like many others, have bought the line that helmets are essential cycling equipment because
"they" told you to. Inconclusive evidence of their benefit, ages of comparatively (i.e. compared to
car driving) safe cycling without headgear, and the fact that these stupid hats have been pushed
largely by non-cyclists were not enough to make you question the validity of the practice.
Well I'm questioning it, and the dents on my noggin qualify me to do so. Cycling is not an activity
that warrants the use of a real, hard shell helmet, let alone a costume helmet made of styrofoam! I
distrust those folks who tell me differently, because I now know better than any of them do about
bonking _my_ head.
Tens of thousands of people every year decorate their dashboards and windshields with what passed
for their brains, but car drivers don't wear helmets nor is anyone commanding them to do so. But a
few hundred cyclists perish, mostly by getting hit by cars, and the onus is upon _them_ to suit up
in foolish, unproven, and inconvenient headwear? That's not a public safety measure, it's
political harassment of an unthreateningly small minority. It's lame and it's dumb, and you don't
have to buy in.
When helmets come up, there's always a lot of talk about the general public "subsidizing" medical
care for those loonies who bike without hats. Get a clue, man. The real subsidy is for your car and
all the others, all the injury and death they deal and all the petroleum they burn and the pollution
they fart out. And always, always more pavement cutting up our habitable space into little islands
so that your confounded car can get around without impediments.
The message I hear told is that we cyclists are supposed to wear helmets because our activity is
inherently unsafe. Those propagating that poppycock should reflect on the Biblical parable of the
mote and the beam.
Chalo Colina