I want a bigger weiner.
My husband seems to think smaller is better.
Is there a way to inflate the small ones?
What can I do?
Mrs. Rogers
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Bigger Weiner Wanted
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Quoted message said:
I want a bigger weiner.
My husband seems to think smaller is better.
Is there a way to inflate the small ones?
What can I do?Mrs. Rogers
Your husband is right. Smaller is better. It intensifies the flavour
and the experience. Smaller weiners also have less calories. -
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news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:
I want a bigger weiner.
My husband seems to think smaller is better.
Is there a way to inflate the small ones?
What can I do?Mrs. Rogers
Put it in the microwave for 7 minutes, it will explode but be totally
useless afterwards. -
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news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:
I want a bigger weiner.
My husband seems to think smaller is better.
Is there a way to inflate the small ones?
What can I do?Mrs. Rogers
Oh I dunno, maybe trolling Usenet very poorly will help?
Shaun aRe
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Quoted message said:
I want a bigger weiner.
My husband seems to think smaller is better.
Is there a way to inflate the small ones?
What can I do?Mrs. Rogers
Refrigeration causes weiners to shrink whereas heat causes weiners to
swell. Apply gentle heat though as too much heat can cause weiners to
burst 😉 -
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news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:
I want a bigger weiner.
My husband seems to think smaller is better.
Is there a way to inflate the small ones?Yes - stroke them.
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What can I do?
After stroking cook at body temperature.
Dimitri
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Mrs.Rogers said:
I want a bigger weiner.
My husband seems to think smaller is better.
Is there a way to inflate the small ones?
What can I do?Shove it up your ass... feels huge, eh?
That was easy.
Hmm, those Easy Buttons really work... now I know _everything_. hehe
http://www.staples.com/sbd/cre/marketing/easybutton/easy_button_orig.html
Sheldon Staples
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Mrs. Rogers said:
I want a bigger weiner.
My husband seems to think smaller is better.
Is there a way to inflate the small ones?
What can I do?Mrs. Rogers
Whats ya problem, M'aam?
Sheldon Trigger
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