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  1. riding in along yarra trail this mornin.
    approaching bridge (under eastern 'free'way) that goes over MerriCreek, just above Dights Falls

    2 ol' geezers standing there. thought they were playin 'pooh sticks'...

    One of em turns to me as ai approach and said
    "Get a load of these fish!"

    Fuggin HHHUUUUGGGGEEEEE Carp!

    minimum 2ft long, fatter than ShaneKelly's thighs and stood there marvelling at just how big they were, and then how many there were. counted 30. All that size give or take a few inches.
    Bloke asked, 'Would you eat one of them?'

    "Mate, I wouldnt eat a carp out of clean water, let alone THAT!" 😄

  2. flyingdutch said:

    riding in along yarra trail this mornin.
    approaching bridge (under eastern 'free'way) that goes over MerriCreek, just above Dights Falls

    2 ol' geezers standing there. thought they were playin 'pooh sticks'...

    One of em turns to me as ai approach and said
    "Get a load of these fish!"

    Fuggin HHHUUUUGGGGEEEEE Carp!

    minimum 2ft long, fatter than ShaneKelly's thighs and stood there marvelling at just how big they were, and then how many there were. counted 30. All that size give or take a few inches.
    Bloke asked, 'Would you eat one of them?'

    "Mate, I wouldnt eat a carp out of clean water, let alone THAT!" 😄


    I think they have rellies in the Moonee Ponds Creek. They are truly *massive* - quite colourful (although that could have been the oil slick), and hanging around in quite large schools. The largest would have easily been a metre...

    Don't they just keep growing if not limited by space or nutrition? Or are they just mutants?

    ali

  3. alison_b said:

    I think they have rellies in the Moonee Ponds Creek. They are truly *massive* - quite colourful (although that could have been the oil slick), and hanging around in quite large schools. The largest would have easily been a metre...

    Don't they just keep growing if not limited by space or nutrition? Or are they just mutants?

    ali

    a metre? mofo...

    obviously heir mumy drives em to school, the obese feckers 🙄

  4. flyingdutch said:

    a metre? mofo...

    obviously heir mumy drives em to school, the obese feckers 🙄

    The only good use for carp: fertiliser. I hate 'em, they fcuk up the waterways and are positively UNAustralian! 😠
    http://www.charliecarp.com/

  5. flyingdutch said:


    "Mate, I wouldnt eat a carp out of clean water, let alone THAT!" 😄

    hehe, they are edible but bony as hell, spend more time picking the
    bones out than eating, think I will pass the carp for a nice grilled
    Bream 🙂

  6. flyingdutch said:


    "Mate, I wouldnt eat a carp out of clean water, let alone THAT!" 😄

    hehe, they are edible but bony as hell, spend more time picking the
    bones out than eating, think I will pass the carp for a nice grilled
    Bream 🙂

  7. cfsmtb said:

    they fcuk up the
    waterways and are positively UNAustralian!

    Like us you mean?

    Cheers
    David M

  8. cfsmtb said:

    they fcuk up the
    waterways and are positively UNAustralian!

    Like us you mean?

    Cheers
    David M

  9. David M said:

    Like us you mean?

    Cheers
    David M

    Cyclists! Harumph! They're just like those French cheese eating surrender monkeys! France has that big bike race too. I rest my case. :p

  10. David M said:

    Like us you mean?

    Cheers
    David M

    Cyclists! Harumph! They're just like those French cheese eating surrender monkeys! France has that big bike race too. I rest my case. :p

  11. "flyingdutch" wrote in message ...

    Quoted message said:


    riding in along yarra trail this mornin.
    approaching bridge (under eastern 'free'way) that goes over MerriCreek,
    just above Dights Falls

    2 ol' geezers standing there. thought they were playin 'pooh
    sticks'...

    <snip>

    At this point in the story I was picturing two old guys with sticks playing
    with a giant turd on the path...

    cheers,
    GPL

  12. "flyingdutch" wrote in message ...

    Quoted message said:


    riding in along yarra trail this mornin.
    approaching bridge (under eastern 'free'way) that goes over MerriCreek,
    just above Dights Falls

    2 ol' geezers standing there. thought they were playin 'pooh
    sticks'...

    <snip>

    At this point in the story I was picturing two old guys with sticks playing
    with a giant turd on the path...

    cheers,
    GPL

  13. flyingdutch said:

    riding in along yarra trail this mornin.
    approaching bridge (under eastern 'free'way) that goes over MerriCreek, just above Dights Falls

    2 ol' geezers standing there. thought they were playin 'pooh sticks'...

    One of em turns to me as ai approach and said
    "Get a load of these fish!"

    Fuggin HHHUUUUGGGGEEEEE Carp!

    minimum 2ft long, fatter than ShaneKelly's thighs and stood there marvelling at just how big they were, and then how many there were. counted 30. All that size give or take a few inches.
    Bloke asked, 'Would you eat one of them?'

    "Mate, I wouldnt eat a carp out of clean water, let alone THAT!" 😄

    Went for a ride and paddle at Studley park yesterday, the two girls that I was with in the canoe wanted to swim so over we go. Then they ask do the fish bite, no was the response but it might be maybe next time.

  14. flyingdutch said:

    riding in along yarra trail this mornin.
    approaching bridge (under eastern 'free'way) that goes over MerriCreek, just above Dights Falls

    2 ol' geezers standing there. thought they were playin 'pooh sticks'...

    One of em turns to me as ai approach and said
    "Get a load of these fish!"

    Fuggin HHHUUUUGGGGEEEEE Carp!

    minimum 2ft long, fatter than ShaneKelly's thighs and stood there marvelling at just how big they were, and then how many there were. counted 30. All that size give or take a few inches.
    Bloke asked, 'Would you eat one of them?'

    "Mate, I wouldnt eat a carp out of clean water, let alone THAT!" 😄

    Went for a ride and paddle at Studley park yesterday, the two girls that I was with in the canoe wanted to swim so over we go. Then they ask do the fish bite, no was the response but it might be maybe next time.

  15. Dancier said:

    Went for a ride and paddle at Studley park yesterday, the two girls that I was with in the canoe wanted to swim so over we go. Then they ask do the fish bite, no was the response but it might be maybe next time.

    these things would swallow you whole!!!

  16. Dancier said:

    Went for a ride and paddle at Studley park yesterday, the two girls that I was with in the canoe wanted to swim so over we go. Then they ask do the fish bite, no was the response but it might be maybe next time.

    these things would swallow you whole!!!

  17. At this point in the story I was picturing two old guys with sticks playing
    with a giant turd on the path...

    Wait for it....

    A carp not a mullet...

    Dee 'couldn't resist' Dub

  18. At this point in the story I was picturing two old guys with sticks playing
    with a giant turd on the path...

    Wait for it....

    A carp not a mullet...

    Dee 'couldn't resist' Dub

  19. "flyingdutch" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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    Quoted message said:


    Dancier said:

    Went for a ride and paddle at Studley park yesterday, the two girls that
    I was with in the canoe wanted to swim so over we go. Then they ask do
    the fish bite, no was the response but it might be maybe next time.

    these things would swallow you whole!!!
    --
    flyingdutch


    We used to go after carp in the Riverland (SA) around Barmera/Loveday
    area.......with shotguns!!!

    Used to go duck shooting there quite regularly and occasionally for a bit of
    a laugh we would put on the waders and find a spot in a backwater where
    there is about 6-8inches of water and 2ft or so of mud. Huge European Carp
    would swim along with their backs half out of the water as they ploughed
    through the mud looking for food (and further destroying the riverbed). We
    would throw a big stick near the carp and then shoot it as it took off
    through the water at a great rate of knots (either aim for it's back
    sticking out of the water or the front of the wake that it was leaving!!!).
    We once ended up with about 18 or so in a day and I would say that the
    smallest was 2 foot long, with the biggest closer to 3.

    Just doing our bit to protect the waterways.......

    Gags

  20. "flyingdutch" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    Dancier said:

    Went for a ride and paddle at Studley park yesterday, the two girls that
    I was with in the canoe wanted to swim so over we go. Then they ask do
    the fish bite, no was the response but it might be maybe next time.

    these things would swallow you whole!!!
    --
    flyingdutch


    We used to go after carp in the Riverland (SA) around Barmera/Loveday
    area.......with shotguns!!!

    Used to go duck shooting there quite regularly and occasionally for a bit of
    a laugh we would put on the waders and find a spot in a backwater where
    there is about 6-8inches of water and 2ft or so of mud. Huge European Carp
    would swim along with their backs half out of the water as they ploughed
    through the mud looking for food (and further destroying the riverbed). We
    would throw a big stick near the carp and then shoot it as it took off
    through the water at a great rate of knots (either aim for it's back
    sticking out of the water or the front of the wake that it was leaving!!!).
    We once ended up with about 18 or so in a day and I would say that the
    smallest was 2 foot long, with the biggest closer to 3.

    Just doing our bit to protect the waterways.......

    Gags

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