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  1. i'm sure this topic has been discussed many times,
    read the above thread on testicular suspension via some jock strap
    looking thingy, read as many FAQs on riding as i could get my hands
    on.

    i'm like a day old on the unicycle, not made much progress due to the
    intense 'sensations' from my testicular region. i know its been said to
    tuck them somewhere, or move them out of the way, but i just can't see
    how that can happen on a unicycle ... unless of course i tilt the seat
    forwards till i can rest my nuts atop the front portion of the seat or
    something .....

    any pointers? this is the only thing keeping me away from making it a
    whole day learning affair... i have to take a rest after every 4 or 5
    attempts else i'd keel over from the ball twisting agony.

    thanks!

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  2. i'm sure this topic has been discussed many times,
    read the above thread on testicular suspension via some jock strap
    looking thingy, read as many FAQs on riding as i could get my hands
    on.

    i'm like a day old on the unicycle, not made much progress due to the
    intense 'sensations' from my testicular region. i know its been said to
    tuck them somewhere, or move them out of the way, but i just can't see
    how that can happen on a unicycle ... unless of course i tilt the seat
    forwards till i can rest my nuts atop the front portion of the seat or
    something .....

    any pointers? this is the only thing keeping me away from making it a
    whole day learning affair... i have to take a rest after every 4 or 5
    attempts else i'd keel over from the ball twisting agony.

    thanks!

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  3. i'm sure this topic has been discussed many times,
    read the above thread on testicular suspension via some jock strap
    looking thingy, read as many FAQs on riding as i could get my hands
    on.

    i'm like a day old on the unicycle, not made much progress due to the
    intense 'sensations' from my testicular region. i know its been said to
    tuck them somewhere, or move them out of the way, but i just can't see
    how that can happen on a unicycle ... unless of course i tilt the seat
    forwards till i can rest my nuts atop the front portion of the seat or
    something .....

    any pointers? this is the only thing keeping me away from making it a
    whole day learning affair... i have to take a rest after every 4 or 5
    attempts else i'd keel over from the ball twisting agony.

    thanks!

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  4. If it is truely a problem. While mounting, reach into your trousers, cup
    your nuts and lift them up. Sit down and let them rest, they should
    fall into a fine spot.

    Your nuts need to be trained to fall in the right spot. It'll come with
    a little time.

    Just don't practice in an open public are with children around.

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  5. If it is truely a problem. While mounting, reach into your trousers, cup
    your nuts and lift them up. Sit down and let them rest, they should
    fall into a fine spot.

    Your nuts need to be trained to fall in the right spot. It'll come with
    a little time.

    Just don't practice in an open public are with children around.

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    Catboy

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  6. If it is truely a problem. While mounting, reach into your trousers, cup
    your nuts and lift them up. Sit down and let them rest, they should
    fall into a fine spot.

    Your nuts need to be trained to fall in the right spot. It'll come with
    a little time.

    Just don't practice in an open public are with children around.

    --
    Catboy

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  7. all manner of shifting on the seat ends in discomfort.
    so i really wouldn't know where to put them even if i cupped them.

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  8. all manner of shifting on the seat ends in discomfort.
    so i really wouldn't know where to put them even if i cupped them.

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  9. all manner of shifting on the seat ends in discomfort.
    so i really wouldn't know where to put them even if i cupped them.

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  10. mount, stand up, lift nuts, sit down, let go of nuts, let tem fall where
    they want to.

    Just dont pull up too hard.

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  11. mount, stand up, lift nuts, sit down, let go of nuts, let tem fall where
    they want to.

    Just dont pull up too hard.

    --
    Catboy

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  12. mount, stand up, lift nuts, sit down, let go of nuts, let tem fall where
    they want to.

    Just dont pull up too hard.

    --
    Catboy

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    Gallery Updated: 10/17/05

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  13. What kind of unicycle seat do you have?
    Maybe you've got a bad seat or the seat is adjusted badly.

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  14. What kind of unicycle seat do you have?
    Maybe you've got a bad seat or the seat is adjusted badly.

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  15. What kind of unicycle seat do you have?
    Maybe you've got a bad seat or the seat is adjusted badly.

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  16. What Catboy said^

    That is exactly what I had to do when I started riding. I no longer
    have that problem, as I have found my own way of pulling the seat in
    from the back/underneath my nuts.

    But yeah, just stand up, reach down there, grab 'em and pull 'em up,
    and sit down. You should be good to go!

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  17. What Catboy said^

    That is exactly what I had to do when I started riding. I no longer
    have that problem, as I have found my own way of pulling the seat in
    from the back/underneath my nuts.

    But yeah, just stand up, reach down there, grab 'em and pull 'em up,
    and sit down. You should be good to go!

    --
    burjzyntski

    It's no good being Polish unless you prove it once a day.

    \"every silver lining has a touch of gray.\"

    \"drunk drivers run stop signs, stoned drivers wait for them to turn
    green.\" -'SDASD' (http://cannabisculture.com/articles/4131.html)
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  18. What Catboy said^

    That is exactly what I had to do when I started riding. I no longer
    have that problem, as I have found my own way of pulling the seat in
    from the back/underneath my nuts.

    But yeah, just stand up, reach down there, grab 'em and pull 'em up,
    and sit down. You should be good to go!

    --
    burjzyntski

    It's no good being Polish unless you prove it once a day.

    \"every silver lining has a touch of gray.\"

    \"drunk drivers run stop signs, stoned drivers wait for them to turn
    green.\" -'SDASD' (http://cannabisculture.com/articles/4131.html)
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  19. one word castration

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  20. one word castration

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    I'm riding again longest without a uni 1 month 1 week 3 days

    some one pleas send me so bc drop plates

    "stop lights are opposed of bananas green means hold on yellow means go
    ahead and red means where the f**k did you get that banana"---- Mitch
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