Revenge Cooking

On Sat 15 Oct 2005 07:26:24a, Ida Detroit wrote in rec.food.cooking:

Quoted message said:

Hello children! I have been following this board for many years and
Revenge cooking is a topic I have yet to see.So I thought I'd share
some of my treasures with you!

I always thought fudge or brownies made with a respectable amount of Ex-Lax
was a perfect choice.

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
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Quoted message said:

Interesting topic. If I were inclined to do revenge cooking - which I'm
not and can't think of a valid reason why anyone would be - the first
ingredient I would include would be exlax 😉

Depends on whether you're going to be SHARING the "revenge food." If you
are, then the first ingredient ought to be something that your victim is
allergic to but you are not.

....and don't get me started on the "hide the nugget" story.

Bob

On 15 Oct 2005 17:47:02 -0500, "Bob Terwilliger"
<virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz> connected the dots and wrote:

~~patches~
~
~> Interesting topic. If I were inclined to do revenge cooking -
which I'm
~> not and can't think of a valid reason why anyone would be - the
first
~> ingredient I would include would be exlax 😉
~
~Depends on whether you're going to be SHARING the "revenge food." If
you
~are, then the first ingredient ought to be something that your victim
is
~allergic to but you are not.
~
~...and don't get me started on the "hide the nugget" story.
~
~Bob
~

Hey Bob, we're talking revenge here, not murder (she wrote). I know
not all allergies are deadly, but just on the outside chance that it
is....

How about ipecac pie filling? in [censored], so each person gets one, and
you pass them out so you are certain about who gets it.

,scomr

Ida Detroit said:

Hello children! I have been following this board for many years and
Revenge cooking is a topic I have yet to see. [snip]

How about any of those Tango guy recipes.... -aem

aem said:

Ida Detroit said:

Hello children! I have been following this board for many years and
Revenge cooking is a topic I have yet to see. [snip]

How about any of those Tango guy recipes.... -aem

Why would anyone want to go to the bother of cooking for someone they
don't like?

In article <[email hidden]>,

Wayne Boatwright said:

On Sat 15 Oct 2005 07:26:24a, Ida Detroit wrote in rec.food.cooking:

Quoted message said:

Hello children! I have been following this board for many years and
Revenge cooking is a topic I have yet to see.So I thought I'd share
some of my treasures with you!

I always thought fudge or brownies made with a respectable amount of Ex-Lax
was a perfect choice.

Fudge with 'shrooms is even better imho. ;-)
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

In article <[email hidden]>,

maxine in ri said:

On 15 Oct 2005 17:47:02 -0500, "Bob Terwilliger"
<virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz> connected the dots and wrote:

~~patches~
~
~> Interesting topic. If I were inclined to do revenge cooking -
which I'm
~> not and can't think of a valid reason why anyone would be - the
first
~> ingredient I would include would be exlax 😉
~
~Depends on whether you're going to be SHARING the "revenge food." If
you
~are, then the first ingredient ought to be something that your victim
is
~allergic to but you are not.
~
~...and don't get me started on the "hide the nugget" story.
~
~Bob
~

Hey Bob, we're talking revenge here, not murder (she wrote). I know
not all allergies are deadly, but just on the outside chance that it
is....

How about ipecac pie filling? in [censored], so each person gets one, and
you pass them out so you are certain about who gets it.

,scomr

Oh....... that's BAD! ;-P

I like my idea better!

It only lasts 4 to 6 hours......
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Wayne Boatwright said:

On Sat 15 Oct 2005 07:26:24a, Ida Detroit wrote in rec.food.cooking:

Quoted message said:

Hello children! I have been following this board for many years and
Revenge cooking is a topic I have yet to see.So I thought I'd share
some of my treasures with you!

I always thought fudge or brownies made with a respectable amount of Ex-Lax
was a perfect choice.

Fudge with 'shrooms is even better imho. ;-)

Reminds me of my younger days when friends used to spike brownies with a
certain substance. It was grand fun watching the older folk act a tad
strange. Must have been a great conversation with the police while they
tried to get home. Being a little too old for my age even then I didn't
participate other than a very quiet snicker.

In article <[email hidden]>,

~patches~ said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Wayne Boatwright said:

On Sat 15 Oct 2005 07:26:24a, Ida Detroit wrote in rec.food.cooking:

>Hello children! I have been following this board for many years and
>Revenge cooking is a topic I have yet to see.So I thought I'd share
>some of my treasures with you!

I always thought fudge or brownies made with a respectable amount of Ex-Lax
was a perfect choice.

Fudge with 'shrooms is even better imho. ;-)

Reminds me of my younger days when friends used to spike brownies with a
certain substance. It was grand fun watching the older folk act a tad
strange. Must have been a great conversation with the police while they
tried to get home. Being a little too old for my age even then I didn't
participate other than a very quiet snicker.

Good ol' pot brownies eh? ;-)

It'd also be very easy to spike punch with everclear.
It's powerful stuff and has almost no flavor...
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

~patches~ said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,
Wayne Boatwright <[email hidden]> wrote:

>On Sat 15 Oct 2005 07:26:24a, Ida Detroit wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>
>
>
>>Hello children! I have been following this board for many years and
>>Revenge cooking is a topic I have yet to see.So I thought I'd share
>>some of my treasures with you!
>
>I always thought fudge or brownies made with a respectable amount of Ex-Lax
>was a perfect choice.

Fudge with 'shrooms is even better imho. ;-)

Reminds me of my younger days when friends used to spike brownies with a
certain substance. It was grand fun watching the older folk act a tad
strange. Must have been a great conversation with the police while they
tried to get home. Being a little too old for my age even then I didn't
participate other than a very quiet snicker.

Good ol' pot brownies eh? ;-)

It'd also be very easy to spike punch with everclear.
It's powerful stuff and has almost no flavor...

Well now in our younger days we had a host of such antics. DF's brother
made the best brownies! One night we hit 19 bars just to see if we
could get served since we were all underage - and we used DH's dad's
truck to do it. And you don't even want to hear the store about DH
trying to drive the police car - they were in a bar trying to deal with
a drunk & left their car running! Ever seen those huge exhaust fans in
the bars? If you aim the glasses right the waitress never has to clear
your table. Darn good thing we grew up! Now we just spike the jello
shooters. If you use the sparkler jello and club soda along with bev of
choice usually vodka 'cause you can' smell it you get a real nice
effect. Your tongue and throat get a burning tingly sensation and you
can't spit it up so it has to go down then it hit your tummy and slaps
you in the butt. It makes for some really nice kodak moments 😉

"~patches~" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
| OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
|
| > In article <[email hidden]>,
| > Wayne Boatwright <[email hidden]> wrote:
| >
| >
| >>On Sat 15 Oct 2005 07:26:24a, Ida Detroit wrote in rec.food.cooking:
| >>
| >>
| >>>Hello children! I have been following this board for many years and
| >>>Revenge cooking is a topic I have yet to see.So I thought I'd share
| >>>some of my treasures with you!
| >>
| >>I always thought fudge or brownies made with a respectable amount of
Ex-Lax
| >>was a perfect choice.
| >
| >
| > Fudge with 'shrooms is even better imho. ;-)
|
| Reminds me of my younger days when friends used to spike brownies with a
| certain substance.

I must have lived a sheltered life. I can't say that I am unhappy about it.
I had never heard of such behaviour before. I sure hope people around me
find other ways to amuse themselves.

Debbie

Debbie said:

"~patches~" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
| OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
|
| > In article <[email hidden]>,
| > Wayne Boatwright <[email hidden]> wrote:
| >
| >
| >>On Sat 15 Oct 2005 07:26:24a, Ida Detroit wrote in rec.food.cooking:
| >>
| >>
| >>>Hello children! I have been following this board for many years and
| >>>Revenge cooking is a topic I have yet to see.So I thought I'd share
| >>>some of my treasures with you!
| >>
| >>I always thought fudge or brownies made with a respectable amount of
Ex-Lax
| >>was a perfect choice.
| >
| >
| > Fudge with 'shrooms is even better imho. ;-)
|
| Reminds me of my younger days when friends used to spike brownies with a
| certain substance.

I must have lived a sheltered life. I can't say that I am unhappy about it.
I had never heard of such behaviour before. I sure hope people around me
find other ways to amuse themselves.

Debbie

You see growing up in a rural community one learns how to entertain
themselves and others. I was never into the drug scene and my mom would
not tolerate alcohol of any kind so it was rather entertaining to see if
we could get served. As I said we grew up and IMO that was as darn gone
good thing. There are no more bar hopping days, no chicken races with
vehicles, no trying to [censored] the only cop in town 'cause our car
could out run his any day, no playing on the back of tomato wagons (long
story), no Chinese fire drills, no tossing root beer at the lions to
make them roar. Heck we live a very boring life now compared to our
younger days🙁 Of course being much better parents than either of ours,
our kids were perfect little angels and continue to be such right to
this day 😉

maxine in ri <[email hidden]> wrote in
news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

On 15 Oct 2005 17:47:02 -0500, "Bob Terwilliger"
<virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz> connected the dots and wrote:

~~patches~
~
~> Interesting topic. If I were inclined to do revenge cooking -
which I'm
~> not and can't think of a valid reason why anyone would be - the
first
~> ingredient I would include would be exlax 😉
~
~Depends on whether you're going to be SHARING the "revenge food." If
you
~are, then the first ingredient ought to be something that your victim
is
~allergic to but you are not.
~
~...and don't get me started on the "hide the nugget" story.
~
~Bob
~

Hey Bob, we're talking revenge here, not murder (she wrote). I know
not all allergies are deadly, but just on the outside chance that it
is....

How about ipecac pie filling? in [censored], so each person gets one, and
you pass them out so you are certain about who gets it.

,scomr

I have my own thoughts about revenge cooking that I would like to use on a
family member. I would throw a really nice, small dinner party for about 8
of the most gossipy family members and friends. The good china and crystal,
the whole 9 yards. The food and drink would be absolutely perfect...
except for one plate. The plate of the mark would contain the food which is
over spiced, over cooked, generally terrible and almost inedible. Fish
would be the ideal candidate for the main course. You can really screw fish
up. While the mark is piddling with his/her food, the rest of the guests
will be raving about how fabulous dinner is. I can just see the mark
calling the other guests that evening or the next day roaring about how
awful the food was. The other guests will think him/her nuts. The mark
will make an absolute ass of his/herself, damaging what little credibility
they have left. Sweet revenge...

Michael <- please pass me a second helping of the halibut

--
Send email to dog30 at charter dot net

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Wayne Boatwright said:

On Sat 15 Oct 2005 07:26:24a, Ida Detroit wrote in rec.food.cooking:

Quoted message said:

Hello children! I have been following this board for many years and
Revenge cooking is a topic I have yet to see.So I thought I'd share
some of my treasures with you!

I always thought fudge or brownies made with a respectable amount of Ex-Lax
was a perfect choice.

Fudge with 'shrooms is even better imho. ;-)

Isn't that better shared with friends?

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

~patches~ said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,
Wayne Boatwright <[email hidden]> wrote:

>On Sat 15 Oct 2005 07:26:24a, Ida Detroit wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>
>
>
>>Hello children! I have been following this board for many years and
>>Revenge cooking is a topic I have yet to see.So I thought I'd share
>>some of my treasures with you!
>
>I always thought fudge or brownies made with a respectable amount of Ex-Lax
>was a perfect choice.

Fudge with 'shrooms is even better imho. ;-)

Reminds me of my younger days when friends used to spike brownies with a
certain substance. It was grand fun watching the older folk act a tad
strange. Must have been a great conversation with the police while they
tried to get home. Being a little too old for my age even then I didn't
participate other than a very quiet snicker.

Good ol' pot brownies eh? ;-)

It'd also be very easy to spike punch with everclear.
It's powerful stuff and has almost no flavor...

I grew up in Michigan...everclear is illegal there. I have yet to have
it - I guess I got past the age that it appealed to me before I lived
somewhere I could buy it lol

Roberta (in VA)

Dog3 said:

Sweet revenge...

Tsk. Michael, please be nice to your mother!

Roberta said:

I grew up in Michigan...everclear is illegal there.

I'm from Michigan and California... and don't remember seeing it
anywhere. I see on one website that they don't ship to California, so
it must be illegal here too.

sf said:

Roberta said:

I grew up in Michigan...everclear is illegal there.

I'm from Michigan and California... and don't remember seeing it
anywhere. I see on one website that they don't ship to California, so
it must be illegal here too.

Can't be... nothing's illegal in California, exept fruits and nuts...
and that's only because they already have more than everywhere else all
put together. Even illegals ain't illegal in California.

Sheldon

In article <[email hidden]>,

sf said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Wayne Boatwright said:

On Sat 15 Oct 2005 07:26:24a, Ida Detroit wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> Hello children! I have been following this board for many years and
> Revenge cooking is a topic I have yet to see.So I thought I'd share
> some of my treasures with you!

I always thought fudge or brownies made with a respectable amount of
Ex-Lax
was a perfect choice.

Fudge with 'shrooms is even better imho. ;-)

Isn't that better shared with friends?

True... but it can work both ways.

I'd probably not do this for a number of reasons anyway.
For one, they used to be expensive and hard to get, (It's been a number
of years and I'd not know where to get them now anyway <lol>😉 and it's
considered to be bad form to alter someones conciousness without their
knowlege or permission.
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson