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  1. Reading about the SPD related incidents reminded me of my own
    embarrassing fall earlier this week.

    I was almost at work and stopped on the cycletrack to turn right
    across the dual carriageway. When I turned the wheel 90 degrees to the
    right, though, the bottle that carries the compressed air for my Air
    Zound cunningly slipped under the bar and prevented me from turning
    the wheel straight again. At that stage I began to fall over to the
    left, and was unable to get my foot out of the pedal clip thingy, so I
    just toppled heavily onto my side. Fortunately it was a grotty day so
    I had lots of layers on, otherwise I think blood would have been spilt
    from several parts of my body 🙂

    I thought I'd escaped detection, but after I'd crawled back onto the
    bike and limped over the dual carriageway it turned out that a bloke
    had watched the whole thing from the other side of the road.

    Anyone else?

    Wet fishes,
    --
    ,,
    (**)PeeWiglet~~
    / \ / \ pee AT [guessthisbit].co.uk

  2. Peewiglet said:

    Reading about the SPD related incidents reminded me of my own
    embarrassing fall earlier this week.

    My most embarrassing fall was on my road bike (700-23's) rolling
    downhill on Vauxhall Bridge weaving between queuing traffic I rolled
    over a grate and the front wheel slipped into the slots. I went over
    the bars and ended with the bike on top of me (I was clipped in of
    course) with a very badly buckled wheel and bent bars. I have done
    this wheel in grate on a previous occasion and always watched out for
    it happening again. This grate caught me out though because it wasn't
    at the kerb as a bus-stop had been added.

    I recently fitted SPD's to my Birdy and nearly fell over it trying
    them out in the hall. Coming to SPD from Time I find them a little to
    easy to inadvertently clip into again whilst doing a trackstand. The
    Time pedals have a far more positive click to engage and I can keep
    the left foot safely unclipped whilst I adjust my balance.
    --
    Phil Cook looking north over the park to the "Westminster Gasworks"

  3. Peewiglet said:

    Reading about the SPD related incidents reminded me of my own
    embarrassing fall earlier this week.

    Anyone else?

    Don't recall if it was my first or second clipless fall, but
    approaching traffic lights couldn't unclip. Thought I'd lean
    nonchalantly on the illuminated bollard on the traffic island between
    the two lanes (one forward, one left filter). Bollard was not
    attached to ground. I blocked one lane with me plus bike plus
    floundering, and the other lane with the ejected bollard. Of course,
    it all happened just as the lights went green, so no-one got through
    the junction, and I righted myself and retrieved bollard just as they
    went red again, so everyone got to sit and stare at me for another
    cycle of the lights.

    Younger brother of a friend of mine saw some girls he fancied
    impressing waiting at a pedestrian crossing he was approaching. To
    impress them, he pulled and very looooong skid up to the line (not
    necessarily convinced this actually impresses girls, in my opinion).
    Forgot he had clipless pedals. I expect the consequent rolling around
    in the gutter was not the impression he was seeking to make.

    regards, Ian SMith
    --
    |\ /| no .sig
    |o o|
    |/ \|

  4. I fell of my bike on thursday of this week. Cycling uphill on the fixie with
    too big a gear ground to a halt i was virtually stomping on th left pedal
    but would it go round 'no'. I decided that it would be in my best interest
    to launch myself into the grassy verge on the left which was slightly uphill
    rather than slide down to my right.

    cheers
    Jon_H

  5. Peewiglet said:

    Anyone else?

    Taking the trailer from the allotment (picking up some tools) to the
    church to do some gardening today. Decided to take the shortest route
    through the hill in Balgay park (Dundonians will know what I mean,
    there is a cleft through the hill with the observatory on.

    The gate is just wide enough for bike and trailer. Unfortunately, the
    edges of my trailer are at right angles and when you it a post you stop
    dead - and then fall over. And as the trailer was attatched it took a
    bit of effort to unclip with the extra weight on the bike.

    Then managed to take out yet another rear light coming out of the park
    (grr.. ) - fortunately this time it was the bike mount, not hte light
    that broke so I can swap with the previous breakage..

    Then took my second trailer load to the dump. Thought about rescuing
    some of the bikes there for future projects but couldn't be bothered.

    ...d

  6. Peewiglet said:

    Reading about the SPD related incidents reminded me of my own
    embarrassing fall earlier this week.

    I was almost at work and stopped on the cycletrack to turn right
    across the dual carriageway. When I turned the wheel 90 degrees to the
    right, though, the bottle that carries the compressed air for my Air
    Zound cunningly slipped under the bar and prevented me from turning
    the wheel straight again. At that stage I began to fall over to the
    left, and was unable to get my foot out of the pedal clip thingy, so I
    just toppled heavily onto my side. Fortunately it was a grotty day so
    I had lots of layers on, otherwise I think blood would have been spilt
    from several parts of my body 🙂

    I thought I'd escaped detection, but after I'd crawled back onto the
    bike and limped over the dual carriageway it turned out that a bloke
    had watched the whole thing from the other side of the road.

    Anyone else?

    My first trip using SPDs many years ago....I was very careful clipping and
    unclipping in practice and the first ride, until I rolled alongside a horse
    and rider waiting to cross a road.

    Not wanting to spook the horse I made some noise (cough, gear change) before
    approaching so they would know I was there only to pull alongside and stop,
    forgetting the SPDs - cue slow motion fall to the side accompanied by much
    laugher from the rider (and the horse, I suspect!)

  7. Right.
    As a local gp I find that there is always someone around to report my
    activities.
    I sped down hill toward the traffic stopping at the road works traffic
    lights, hopped onto the right pavement which ran alongside a bushy
    hedge and was obviously unused, and rather smugly continued at some
    pace down the hill until I almost reached the traffic queue at the
    downhill lights.
    At this point a branch projecting from the hedge stuck through my front
    wheel , stopping me instantly and flipping me upside down ,feet(spd)
    and hands and bum still on the bike , into the hedge, which supported
    me and bike perfectly in this inverted state.
    As I sat there planning my next move I had to watch a column of drivers
    go past laughing their heads off, upside down.
    TerryJ

  8. Quoted message said:

    Right.
    As a local gp I find that there is always someone around to report my
    activities.
    I sped down hill toward the traffic stopping at the road works traffic
    lights, hopped onto the right pavement which ran alongside a bushy
    hedge and was obviously unused, and rather smugly continued at some
    pace down the hill until I almost reached the traffic queue at the
    downhill lights.
    At this point a branch projecting from the hedge stuck through my front
    wheel , stopping me instantly and flipping me upside down ,feet(spd)
    and hands and bum still on the bike , into the hedge, which supported
    me and bike perfectly in this inverted state.
    As I sat there planning my next move I had to watch a column of drivers
    go past laughing their heads off, upside down.
    TerryJ

    Lol! :-))

    How did you get down?

    Wet fishes,
    --
    ,,
    (**)PeeWiglet~~
    / \ / \ pee AT [guessthisbit].co.uk

  9. Chris Malcolm said:
    Peewiglet said:

    Reading about the SPD related incidents reminded me of my own
    embarrassing fall earlier this week.

    Quoted message said:

    I was almost at work and stopped on the cycletrack to turn right
    across the dual carriageway. When I turned the wheel 90 degrees to the
    right, though, the bottle that carries the compressed air for my Air
    Zound cunningly slipped under the bar and prevented me from turning
    the wheel straight again. At that stage I began to fall over to the
    left, and was unable to get my foot out of the pedal clip thingy, so I
    just toppled heavily onto my side. Fortunately it was a grotty day so
    I had lots of layers on, otherwise I think blood would have been spilt
    from several parts of my body 🙂

    Quoted message said:

    I thought I'd escaped detection, but after I'd crawled back onto the
    bike and limped over the dual carriageway it turned out that a bloke
    had watched the whole thing from the other side of the road.

    Quoted message said:

    Anyone else?

    Nope, I was looking the other way at the time :-)

    :-) Doh.....

    Wet fishes,
    --
    ,,
    (**)PeeWiglet~~
    / \ / \ pee AT [guessthisbit].co.uk

  10. Well, this was just a matter of unclipping feet and tumbling to the
    ground then pulling the bike out.
    I did ,of course, maintain a proper professional demeanour throughout,
    just as though it happens every day.
    I did go through a long period in which I regarded falling off as
    normal.
    It seems that as I have got older and more breakable I have also got
    more careful.
    TerryJ

  11. Peewiglet said:

    Anyone else?

    After a day off road around Glen Clova, returning to the bunkhouse
    and there is the South Esk in front of me... looks a little tricky,
    but if you don't try these things... anyway, I get a good run at
    it egged on by a friend, who is then somewhat amused when I run out
    of steam pretty much exactly in the middle, fail to unclip and do a
    sideways topple into the river. Some of one side of me is, well,
    not so mucg "dry", as "less wet". Pal decides she won't give that
    a go, and heads down to the nearby bridge!

    Pete.
    --
    Peter Clinch Medical Physics IT Officer
    Tel 44 1382 660111 ext. 33637 Univ. of Dundee, Ninewells Hospital
    Fax 44 1382 640177 Dundee DD1 9SY Scotland UK
    net [email hidden] http://www.dundee.ac.uk/~pjclinch/

  12. Peewiglet <[email hidden]> wrote:
    |
    | Reading about the SPD related incidents reminded me of my own
    | embarrassing fall earlier this week.
    ....
    | Anyone else?

    The people who saw mine weren't aware of how embarrassing it was.

    As a kid I had a Peugeot back-pedal-brake fixed-gear thingy. Looking at
    it one day I noticed the front dropouts were vertical so I thought why
    bother with the axle nuts - gravity will keep the wheel in (it was years
    before saving wieght might have occurred to me first). So I removed
    them, as part of my efforts to engage with the technology before me,
    Sheldon-Brown-stylee. A month or so later the family drove out to some
    wooded place for a picnic with another family - "Can I take my bike?"
    "OK but you'll have to take the front wheel off to get it in the boot".
    Aha, thought I, brilliant mind creates multi-purpose solution to
    problems still in the future. When we got there there was a long path up
    through a wooded bank which appealed to my wish to try a really proper
    long uninterrupted downhill ride, so I push the bike to the top, turn
    round, and let go. It was fast. And bumpy. But I kept control by
    standing on the pedals and using the back-pedal-brake. At the bottom,
    which was muddy, I wondered why I hadn't had an accident yet (yeah, I
    know), so I tugged on the handlebars to check the theorySPLAT! Hands
    deep in mud I looked up to just glimpse my front wheel bounding away
    into the bushes. Various grown-ups looking at me quizzically not
    realising the giant mental leap of comprehension that had just taken
    place.

    --
    Patrick Herring, http://www.anweald.co.uk/ph

  13. Peewiglet said:


    Anyone else?

    Don't know about embarrasing, but I've certainly provided plenty of
    entertainment for friends whilst off-road (on a 2x1, not a 4x4). One "SPD
    newbie" related one came from when I ground to a halt going up some single
    track and unclipped safely (having fallen over in the clips about 5 minutes
    earlier). However when I started off again I was in the wrong gear, the
    front wheel lifted but being determined to stay clipped in the front wheel
    kept rising until I'd done a nice backwards somersault down the hill then
    landed (still clipped) on my side in a nettle patch. Ouch! 🙂

    Graeme

  14. Some years ago, riding along Oxford Street I slowed to allow a kindly
    gentleman in a wheelchair time to cross the busy bus/taxi-laden
    thoroughfare. Slow, slower, slower... Of course I couldn't extract my
    foot from the toe clips in time. Went down sideways at 0.1mph.

    I think this was in front of about 1000 people, at least 20 ran up to
    check I was OK. That was in the 80's.

    There have been one or two clipless related topples, but nothing to
    match the setting and audience.

    regards,
    daren
    --
    remove outer garment for reply

  15. Also sprach Peewiglet <[email hidden]>:

    Quoted message said:

    Anyone else?

    Where to start? The tumble into a dry river bed when totally
    mis-remembering the direction taken by the road (after first riding headlong
    into a tree)? A damp and muddy piece of Belgian cyclepath causing me,
    Kingcycle and trailer to find ourselves in an ungainly heap in the bushes?
    But I think the best one had to be descending Helvellyn. After what felt
    like a month of picking our way over and around Big Rocks, and cursing the
    twonk who described the route as "90% ridable", finally some open ground
    appeared. Wha-hey!!

    Let go of the brakes for the first time since the summit and let 'er rip
    towards this inviting piece of greensward. Shortly after which the front
    wheel buried itself axle-deep in what was, frankly, a bog. Exit Mr
    Larrington, over the handlebars. At least it was a soft landing, but after
    burying a piece of my pork pie atop the peak, as an offering for the Earth
    Goddess, you'd think she'd show a bit more gratitude...

    --
    Dave Larrington - <http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/>
    Electricity comes from other planets.

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