Oddest Comment Yet

some people eh...you shoulda come back with "ya it would be kool for
someone to die...but how bout you try it first ok?" ya well just
think...when he was a kid it was the hugest feat just to ride one never
mind what were doin withem now. theres all sorts out there...some open
minded...some close minded fools.

-Phil

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twice as hard."

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wow... what an [censored]... some people are so freaking mean... why is it
that people in cars always think its a great idea to honk when your
riding a really dangerous skinny or section? ... just goes to show
you... there's more and MORE morons... (hence "Mor" "on"😉
bry

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i woulda run up to him and biffed him in the head with my metal pedals.

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Don't worry...you'll all be able to hear it. In Hi-Def 🙂

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That's depressing.

All the more reason to ride.

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Oh ghost of Sofa-

Thanks for more sig-line fodder. That is one gem of a reaction.
Ressurect the quotes from non-riders thread and put that one in.

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B L U E S H I F T

*there is no main man other than jc.*

"One of my friends was trying to teach his friend to learn. He told him
"Lean foward and pedal" I know he must have got at least half of it
right, because he broke his nose. " - KcTheAcy on learning to unicycle

"Hopefully they kill themselves. That would be good." - Ontario
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dudewithasock said:

That's depressing.

Standard Definition as well

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One time A school bus drove by my house when I was riding, some kid i
know (and hate with a passion) sticks his head out the window and calls
me a "F*&%ing clown" rather loudly. next time I ride I'm wearing a
rainbow wig.

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Brian MacKenzie said:

Standard Definition as well

Haha, I didn't even think of it like that.

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oh yeah .. once an old men told me I was gonna die..

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i think the best one i got i was riding down the rode to get a coke and
some idiot ask me if i know how to ride it i looked at him and said no
I'm just guessing

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some one pleas send me so bc drop plates
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Wow. That's so rude. Just brushed it off.

butternuts said:

i think the best one i got i was riding down the rode to get a coke and
some idiot ask me if i know how to ride it i looked at him and said no
I'm just guessing

Rofl!

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Sig.
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I seem to get a lot of people asking if I cando a wheelie, I say yes and
pull up the imaginary handlebars. That always gets a smile

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Tigger said:

I seem to get a lot of people asking if I cando a wheelie, I say yes and
pull up the imaginary handlebars. That always gets a smile

It's odd I hadn't gotten that comment forever but on my Saturday ride I
got it maybe 6 times. I'll have to remember the invisible handle bars
response.

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I had a similar response once. Having done 12 miles off-road (or maybe
12km, i can't remember) on my 20", I was enjoying a very refreshing
drink at the end of the ride. Hopping off a curb into the empty
car-park to ride the last 1km home, some 60-year-old shouted at me
"This is a car park, not a playground. You'll kill yourself if you're
not careful" in a very menacing tone.

My response the the grumpy old man: "Yay."

Just not worth responding to some people at all.

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Well, I got one that was kind of rude:

2 girls were walking down the street and I was unicycling over to 7/11
for candy and I recognized her from school. She says to me, "You're
still stupid, walking is easier, duh!" And no, she wasn't being
sarcastic.

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Brian MacKenzie said:

Man to wife: Hopefully they kill themselves. That would be good.The next part of the conversation that you -didn't- hear...

Wife to Man: Oh, sweetie, you know our freezer is full right now.

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my 'internet brother' (http://tinyurl.com/e2xt9). don't mess with my
little bro'.

vote for mossberg.

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Oddest comment I got was on the way home from some 4th-of-July fireworks
as I'm riding across a big bridge in town. Lots of cars are driving by
and I'm on my Coker 36" so plenty of random cheers and what-not. One
car comes by and a fairly intoxicated sounding individual apparently
trying to look cool in front of his fellow passengers sticks his head
all the way out and yells "Nice Unicorn F@#!*t." I almost fell off
laughing...the first time I witnessed a failed attempt at making fun of
unicycling.

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I live in Newfoundland, and am one of 3 unicyclists in my town. This
means I get, day after day, old men with fishing gear on going "where's
yer other wheel by'?" until you just want to take up a sharp object and
stab! stab! stab!........
...........
...........
sorry.
But once a long while, you get a carful of college girls screaming
"You're my hero!" and you realize that hell. it's worth it.

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-War doesn't tell you who's right, it tells you who's left.
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