A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife: "Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station. Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go. From now on, when I says: 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I says 'Bell two', you jump on de bed. When I says 'Bell tree', we's gonna mek love all tru de night."
The next night he came home and shouted: 'Bell One' and she stripped naked. 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed. 'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".
"What de hell is 'Bell Four'?"
She replied: "Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire."
A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife: "Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station. Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go. From now on, when I says: 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I says 'Bell two', you jump on de bed. When I says 'Bell tree', we's gonna mek love all tru de night."
The next night he came home and shouted: 'Bell One' and she stripped naked. 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed. 'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".
"What de hell is 'Bell Four'?"
She replied: "Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire."
