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Sheldon · 2005-09-30T00:01:50+00:00

A man goes to the Doctors with a lettuce leaf hanging out of his [censored]. He bends over and asks the Doctor to take a look at it. The Doctor looks and shakes his head. The man says, "Is it serious?" The Doctor says, "I'm afraid it's just the tip of the Iceberg." --- Sheldon

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Sheldon
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30 September 2005, 00:01 UTC #1

A man goes to the Doctors with a lettuce leaf hanging out of his [censored].
He bends over and asks the Doctor to take a look at it. The Doctor
looks and shakes his head.
The man says, "Is it serious?"
The Doctor says, "I'm afraid it's just the tip of the Iceberg."
---
Sheldon

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OmManiPadmeOmelet
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30 September 2005, 02:28 UTC #2

In article <[email hidden]>,
Sheldon said:
A man goes to the Doctors with a lettuce leaf hanging out of his [censored].
He bends over and asks the Doctor to take a look at it. The Doctor
looks and shakes his head.
The man says, "Is it serious?"
The Doctor says, "I'm afraid it's just the tip of the Iceberg."
---
Sheldon
Oh GROAN!!!
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Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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Segue
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30 September 2005, 02:55 UTC #3

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:
In article <[email hidden]>,
Sheldon said:
A man goes to the Doctors with a lettuce leaf hanging out of his [censored].
He bends over and asks the Doctor to take a look at it. The Doctor
looks and shakes his head.
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
The man says, "Is it serious?"
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
The Doctor says, "I'm afraid it's just the tip of the Iceberg."
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
Sheldon
Quoted message said:
Oh GROAN!!!
A pirate goes to the doctor with a ship's steering wheel in his pants. He
pulls down his drawers and asks the doctor to take a look at it. The doctor
looks and shakes his head.
The doctor asks, "Does it bother you?"
The man replies, "Arrrr! It's drivin' me nuts."

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Kathleen
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30 September 2005, 03:13 UTC #4

Segue said:
"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:
In article <[email hidden]>,
Sheldon said:
A man goes to the Doctors with a lettuce leaf hanging out of his [censored].
He bends over and asks the Doctor to take a look at it. The Doctor
looks and shakes his head.
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
The man says, "Is it serious?"
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
The Doctor says, "I'm afraid it's just the tip of the Iceberg."
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
Sheldon
Quoted message said:
Oh GROAN!!!
A pirate goes to the doctor with a ship's steering wheel in his pants. He
pulls down his drawers and asks the doctor to take a look at it. The doctor
looks and shakes his head.
The doctor asks, "Does it bother you?"
The man replies, "Arrrr! It's drivin' me nuts."
A guy walks into a pirate bar and sits down and orders a beer. He
looks over at the guy sitting next to him and say, "So, hey, how'd you
get the hook hand?
And the pirate says, "Argh, laddie, 'twere a sword fight on the high seas."
Then the guy says, "So, how did you wind up with the eye patch?"
The pirates says, "Argh laddie, a seagull pooped in me eye!"
And the guy says, "Well that's pretty gross, but I can't see how it'd
cost you your eye..."
And the pirate continued, "Aye, well laddie, twas the first day with me
new hook hand..."
Kathleen

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Segue
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30 September 2005, 03:53 UTC #5

"Kathleen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Segue said:
"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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In article <[email hidden]>,
"Sheldon" <[email hidden]> wrote:
>A man goes to the Doctors with a lettuce leaf hanging out of his [censored].
>He bends over and asks the Doctor to take a look at it. The Doctor
>looks and shakes his head.
Quoted message said:
>The man says, "Is it serious?"
Quoted message said:
>The Doctor says, "I'm afraid it's just the tip of the Iceberg."
Quoted message said:
>Sheldon
Quoted message said:
Oh GROAN!!!
A pirate goes to the doctor with a ship's steering wheel in his pants.
He pulls down his drawers and asks the doctor to take a look at it. The
doctor looks and shakes his head.
The doctor asks, "Does it bother you?"
The man replies, "Arrrr! It's drivin' me nuts."
A guy walks into a pirate bar and sits down and orders a beer. He looks
over at the guy sitting next to him and say, "So, hey, how'd you get the
hook hand?
And the pirate says, "Argh, laddie, 'twere a sword fight on the high
seas."
Then the guy says, "So, how did you wind up with the eye patch?"
The pirates says, "Argh laddie, a seagull pooped in me eye!"
And the guy says, "Well that's pretty gross, but I can't see how it'd cost
you your eye..."
And the pirate continued, "Aye, well laddie, twas the first day with me
new hook hand..."
Oh GROAN!!!

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sf
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30 September 2005, 04:57 UTC #6

Kathleen said:

A guy walks into a pirate bar and sits down and orders a beer. He
looks over at the guy sitting next to him and say, "So, hey, how'd you
get the hook hand?
And the pirate says, "Argh, laddie, 'twere a sword fight on the high seas."
Then the guy says, "So, how did you wind up with the eye patch?"
The pirates says, "Argh laddie, a seagull pooped in me eye!"
And the guy says, "Well that's pretty gross, but I can't see how it'd
cost you your eye..."
And the pirate continued, "Aye, well laddie, twas the first day with me
new hook hand..."
LOLOLOL!

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Shaun aRe
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30 September 2005, 12:44 UTC #7

"Kathleen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Segue said:
"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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In article <[email hidden]>,
"Sheldon" <[email hidden]> wrote:
>A man goes to the Doctors with a lettuce leaf hanging out of his [censored].
>He bends over and asks the Doctor to take a look at it. The Doctor
>looks and shakes his head.
Quoted message said:
>The man says, "Is it serious?"
Quoted message said:
>The Doctor says, "I'm afraid it's just the tip of the Iceberg."
Quoted message said:
>Sheldon
Quoted message said:
Oh GROAN!!!
A pirate goes to the doctor with a ship's steering wheel in his pants.

He
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
pulls down his drawers and asks the doctor to take a look at it. The

doctor
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
looks and shakes his head.
The doctor asks, "Does it bother you?"
The man replies, "Arrrr! It's drivin' me nuts."
A guy walks into a pirate bar and sits down and orders a beer. He
looks over at the guy sitting next to him and say, "So, hey, how'd you
get the hook hand?
And the pirate says, "Argh, laddie, 'twere a sword fight on the high

seas."
Quoted message said:
Then the guy says, "So, how did you wind up with the eye patch?"
The pirates says, "Argh laddie, a seagull pooped in me eye!"
And the guy says, "Well that's pretty gross, but I can't see how it'd
cost you your eye..."
And the pirate continued, "Aye, well laddie, twas the first day with me
new hook hand..."
Kathleen
This guy walks into a bar: "OUCH!".
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Two parrots sat on a perch, one says: "Can you smell fish?"
Shaun aRe

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