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Lance flees Rita

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  1. Lance has evacuated from his Texas home, fleeing Hurricane Rita. He
    fled in an SUV, not on bike, although he was pulling a trailer full of
    bikes.

  2. "Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Lance has evacuated from his Texas home, fleeing Hurricane Rita. He
    fled in an SUV, not on bike, although he was pulling a trailer full of
    bikes.

    And Sheryl grabbed the cycling shorts, fresh from the wash.

    JF

  3. Jim Flom said:

    "Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Lance has evacuated from his Texas home, fleeing Hurricane Rita. He
    fled in an SUV, not on bike, although he was pulling a trailer full of
    bikes.

    And Sheryl grabbed the cycling shorts, fresh from the wash.

    IIRC, on Wednesdays, they're washed in Courvoisier cognac.

  4. why would anyone wash them in cognac? that was stupid.
    you should have said some sh(*t like washed in Evian or Aquarel or
    pellegrino...

    come on bro..

    "Neil Brooks" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Jim Flom said:

    "Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Lance has evacuated from his Texas home, fleeing Hurricane Rita. He
    fled in an SUV, not on bike, although he was pulling a trailer full of
    bikes.

    And Sheryl grabbed the cycling shorts, fresh from the wash.

    IIRC, on Wednesdays, they're washed in Courvoisier cognac.

  5. Callistus Valerius said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Lance has evacuated from his Texas home, fleeing Hurricane Rita. He
    > fled in an SUV, not on bike, although he was pulling a trailer full of
    > bikes.

    Jim Flom said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    And Sheryl grabbed the cycling shorts, fresh from the wash.

    Neil Brooks said:
    Quoted message said:

    IIRC, on Wednesdays, they're washed in Courvoisier cognac.

    dig dug said:

    why would anyone wash them in cognac? that was stupid.
    you should have said some sh(*t like washed in Evian or Aquarel or
    pellegrino...

    come on bro..

    Dude: That's how the schedule reads....

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/scrow1.html

  6. dig dug said:

    why would anyone wash them in cognac? that was stupid.
    you should have said some sh(*t like washed in Evian or Aquarel or
    pellegrino...

    but the tour de france isn't won on mineral water, or something like that.

    h, yes my reply is extra stupid.

  7. dig dug said:

    why would anyone wash them in cognac? that was stupid.
    you should have said some sh(*t like washed in Evian or Aquarel or
    pellegrino...

    You need more than mineral water to be a successful Tour rider.

  8. Stu Fleming said:
    dig dug said:

    why would anyone wash them in cognac? that was stupid.
    you should have said some sh(*t like washed in Evian or Aquarel or
    pellegrino...

    You need more than mineral water to be a successful Tour rider.

    hey, you wrote the same reply as me. you need to get out more or laid
    more, or both.

    heather

  9. "Jim Flom " <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:NWzYe.261453$HI.190408@edtnps84...

    Quoted message said:

    "Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Lance has evacuated from his Texas home, fleeing Hurricane Rita. He
    fled in an SUV, not on bike, although he was pulling a trailer full of
    bikes.

    And Sheryl grabbed the cycling shorts, fresh from the wash.

    JF

    No, Sheryl is her in the UK plugging her latest CD and tour...repeatedly, on
    every channel.

  10. In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:

    why would anyone wash them in cognac? that was stupid.
    you should have said some sh(*t like washed in Evian or Aquarel or
    pellegrino...

    come on bro..

    Washed in Gerolsteiner.
    ------------
    Alex

  11. h squared said:
    Stu Fleming said:
    dig dug said:

    why would anyone wash them in cognac? that was stupid.
    you should have said some sh(*t like washed in Evian or Aquarel or
    pellegrino...

    You need more than mineral water to be a successful Tour rider.

    hey, you wrote the same reply as me. you need to get out more or laid
    more, or both.

    E-mail me to arrange a time and place.

  12. Callistus Valerius said:

    Lance has evacuated from his Texas home, fleeing Hurricane Rita. He
    fled in an SUV, not on bike, although he was pulling a trailer full of
    bikes.

    Luftmensch,

    It was an RV, not an SUV.

    Because LANCE is training for RAAM.

  13. Alex Rodriguez said:

    In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:

    why would anyone wash them in cognac? that was stupid.
    you should have said some sh(*t like washed in Evian or Aquarel or
    pellegrino...

    come on bro..

    Quoted message said:

    Washed in Gerolsteiner.

    You can't win the Tour on... oh never mind.

    Bob Schwartz
    [email hidden]

  14. Quoted message said:

    It was an RV, not an SUV.

    Because LANCE is training for RAAM.

    Hoping 🙂 RBR would never forgive him. For that reason alone he
    should do it. He'd have to qualify though, they don't let just any yahoo
    into RAAM.

  15. Bob Schwartz said:
    Alex Rodriguez said:

    In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:


    why would anyone wash them in cognac? that was stupid.
    you should have said some sh(*t like washed in Evian or Aquarel or
    pellegrino...

    come on bro..

    Quoted message said:

    Washed in Gerolsteiner.

    You can't win the Tour on... oh never mind.

    Hey I'd post a longer retort here but I am too busy dealing with my
    e-mail inbox...

  16. h squared said:
    Quoted message said:

    hey, you wrote the same reply as me. you need to get out more or laid
    more, or both.

    Stu Fleming said:

    E-mail me to arrange a time and place.

    I trust you live near a velodrome ?

  17. Donald Munro said:
    h squared said:
    Quoted message said:

    hey, you wrote the same reply as me. you need to get out more or laid
    more, or both.

    Stu Fleming said:

    E-mail me to arrange a time and place.

    I trust you live near a velodrome ?

    Within 10 minutes drive.

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