question about testosterone

"pil" <[email hidden]> wrote

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I would like to increase my testosterone levels for a short period of time
to increase muscle gain and fat burn. I would like to know what natural
supplements are available which will provide a 100% safe effect.

Yeah, and I want world peace, Shania Twain in my bed, and a huge [censored].

I have to settle for one out of three. You get nothing.

Natural, increase muscle, burn fat, 100% safe? Ask Santa Claus.

David

"David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"pil" <[email hidden]> wrote

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I would like to increase my testosterone levels for a short period of

time

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to increase muscle gain and fat burn. I would like to know what natural
supplements are available which will provide a 100% safe effect.

Yeah, and I want world peace, Shania Twain in my bed, and a huge [censored].

I have to settle for one out of three. You get nothing.

Natural, increase muscle, burn fat, 100% safe? Ask Santa Claus.

David

Shania doesn't like large penises. She is always complaining about mine

"David" <[email hidden]> wrote

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"David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote

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"pil" <[email hidden]> wrote

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I would like to increase my testosterone levels for a short period of

time

Quoted message said:

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to increase muscle gain and fat burn. I would like to know what natural
supplements are available which will provide a 100% safe effect.

Yeah, and I want world peace, Shania Twain in my bed, and a huge [censored].

I have to settle for one out of three. You get nothing.

Natural, increase muscle, burn fat, 100% safe? Ask Santa Claus.

Shania doesn't like large penises. She is always complaining about mine

Martina McBride was getting tired of our threeways, anyway.

David
Healthy Fantasy Lives 'R Us

David Cohen said:

"pil" <[email hidden]> wrote

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I would like to increase my testosterone levels for a short period of time
to increase muscle gain and fat burn. I would like to know what natural
supplements are available which will provide a 100% safe effect.

Sex and heavy free weights, HTH.

do you know what your current level is? you can check with your
doctor, this is easily measured with a blood test and may have been
done at your last physical. they may already be high, in which case
supplementation might not be a healthy thing.
Cary Raffle
NASM Certified Personal Trainer, New York, NY
http://caryraffle.blogspot.com

David Cohen said:

<Ahnold> "Sully, you're funny. I kill you
last." </>

(receives email bomb)

~*ka-BOOOOM!!!*~

Curt: "B-b-but you said you'd kill me last."

Cohenzenegger: "I LIED!"

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I am on record, however, stating that I would
throw Shania out of bed for Michelle Pfeiffer.

True dat!

And with a birth year of 1959, she's right in line with my /older hot
babes/ interest.

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/

On Sun, 11 Sep 2005 00:45:35 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"pil" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

I would like to increase my testosterone levels for a short period of

time

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

to increase muscle gain and fat burn. I would like to know what natural
supplements are available which will provide a 100% safe effect.

Yeah, and I want world peace, Shania Twain in my bed, and a huge [censored].

I have to settle for one out of three. You get nothing.

Natural, increase muscle, burn fat, 100% safe? Ask Santa Claus.

David

Shania doesn't like large penises. She is always complaining about mine

Shania's maid told our maid that while she was impressed with the size
of your equipment, she was somewhat put off by the number of warts per
acre.

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On Sun, 11 Sep 2005 00:45:35 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"pil" <[email hidden]> wrote
>I would like to increase my testosterone levels for a short period of

time

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> to increase muscle gain and fat burn. I would like to know what

natural

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Quoted message said:

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> supplements are available which will provide a 100% safe effect.

Yeah, and I want world peace, Shania Twain in my bed, and a huge [censored].

I have to settle for one out of three. You get nothing.

Natural, increase muscle, burn fat, 100% safe? Ask Santa Claus.

David

Shania doesn't like large penises. She is always complaining about mine

Shania's maid told our maid that while she was impressed with the size
of your equipment, she was somewhat put off by the number of warts per
acre.

If that is really true (and I have no reason to doubt that it is) her maid
was obviously confusing me with Cohen

In article <[email hidden]>, "pil" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

I would like to increase my testosterone levels for a short period of time
to increase muscle gain and fat burn. I would like to know what natural
supplements are available which will provide a 100% safe effect. I don't
want to damage my bodys hormone producing functions.

I have been looking at Tribulus terrestris. Any comments on this? What are
the dangers in using this supplement?

Pick up heavy things, put them down, repeat. ;-)

Seriously, I understand that lifting heavy increases testosterone and
HGH levels right after a workout.

Thinking about sex a lot is also supposed to work. <G>

Cheers!
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

On Sun, 11 Sep 2005 07:59:05 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"Charles" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On Sun, 11 Sep 2005 00:45:35 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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>
> "pil" <[email hidden]> wrote
> >I would like to increase my testosterone levels for a short period of
time
> > to increase muscle gain and fat burn. I would like to know what

natural

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Quoted message said:

> > supplements are available which will provide a 100% safe effect.
>
> Yeah, and I want world peace, Shania Twain in my bed, and a huge [censored].
>
> I have to settle for one out of three. You get nothing.
>
> Natural, increase muscle, burn fat, 100% safe? Ask Santa Claus.
>
> David
>
Shania doesn't like large penises. She is always complaining about mine

Shania's maid told our maid that while she was impressed with the size
of your equipment, she was somewhat put off by the number of warts per
acre.

If that is really true (and I have no reason to doubt that it is) her maid
was obviously confusing me with Cohen

Neither maid made it clear whether they were talking about Shania or
the maid's experiences. Next time I'm giving either of the maids one,
I'll ask them for a clarification.

What has become clear from my awareness of Shania's itinerary, given
that we fornicate in the same social circles, is that both you and
Cohen spend a lot of time in delusional day-dreaming.

To be perfectly frank (which as I've told you before I'm not as I am
perfectly John) I have never seen either you or the Atheist Jew in any
of my dreams about Shania, which includes a whole host of other
celebrities and their maids, so it may just be that you are a pair of
lying [censored].

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>, "pil" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

I would like to increase my testosterone levels for a short period of time
to increase muscle gain and fat burn. I would like to know what natural
supplements are available which will provide a 100% safe effect. I don't
want to damage my bodys hormone producing functions.

I have been looking at Tribulus terrestris. Any comments on this? What are
the dangers in using this supplement?

Pick up heavy things, put them down, repeat. ;-)

Seriously, I understand that lifting heavy increases testosterone and
HGH levels right after a workout.

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Thinking about sex a lot is also supposed to work. <G>

Which may account for the reason why the two Davids are abundantly
testosterone fuelled.

How's it going Om?

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Charles said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>, "pil" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

I would like to increase my testosterone levels for a short period of time
to increase muscle gain and fat burn. I would like to know what natural
supplements are available which will provide a 100% safe effect. I don't
want to damage my bodys hormone producing functions.

I have been looking at Tribulus terrestris. Any comments on this? What are
the dangers in using this supplement?

Pick up heavy things, put them down, repeat. ;-)

Seriously, I understand that lifting heavy increases testosterone and
HGH levels right after a workout.

Quoted message said:

Thinking about sex a lot is also supposed to work. <G>

Which may account for the reason why the two Davids are abundantly
testosterone fuelled.

ROFL!!!
Those two boys are gonna be HYOOGE one of these days!

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How's it going Om?

Good.
Life is better ATM than it's been for a very long time.
11 weeks of being seriously back at the gym (no more just screwing
around with weights at home) has worked miracles in strength,
flexibility, attitude and endurance. And my high heart rate (main
motivation to stop screwing around) is improved somewhat, but still has
a ways to go. Current weight loss is at 50 lbs. with 70 to go.

I hope your life is going well?
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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On Sun, 11 Sep 2005 07:59:05 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"Charles" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On Sun, 11 Sep 2005 00:45:35 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>
wrote:

>
>"David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
>news:[email hidden]...
>>
>> "pil" <[email hidden]> wrote
>> >I would like to increase my testosterone levels for a short period

of

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Quoted message said:

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>time
>> > to increase muscle gain and fat burn. I would like to know what

natural

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>> > supplements are available which will provide a 100% safe effect.
>>
>> Yeah, and I want world peace, Shania Twain in my bed, and a huge

[censored].

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>>
>> I have to settle for one out of three. You get nothing.
>>
>> Natural, increase muscle, burn fat, 100% safe? Ask Santa Claus.
>>
>> David
>>
>Shania doesn't like large penises. She is always complaining about

mine

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Quoted message said:

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Shania's maid told our maid that while she was impressed with the size
of your equipment, she was somewhat put off by the number of warts per
acre.

If that is really true (and I have no reason to doubt that it is) her

maid

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Quoted message said:

was obviously confusing me with Cohen

Neither maid made it clear whether they were talking about Shania or
the maid's experiences. Next time I'm giving either of the maids one,
I'll ask them for a clarification.

What has become clear from my awareness of Shania's itinerary, given
that we fornicate in the same social circles, is that both you and
Cohen spend a lot of time in delusional day-dreaming.

To be perfectly frank (which as I've told you before I'm not as I am
perfectly John) I have never seen either you or the Atheist Jew in any
of my dreams about Shania, which includes a whole host of other
celebrities and their maids, so it may just be that you are a pair of
lying [censored].

Well, maybe it's not the maid at all. Maybe your butler holds the key to
this little puzzle. I think it is time the Atheist shed some light on this

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>, "pil" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

I would like to increase my testosterone levels for a short period of time
to increase muscle gain and fat burn. I would like to know what natural
supplements are available which will provide a 100% safe effect. I don't
want to damage my bodys hormone producing functions.

I have been looking at Tribulus terrestris. Any comments on this? What are
the dangers in using this supplement?

Pick up heavy things, put them down, repeat. ;-)

Seriously, I understand that lifting heavy increases testosterone and
HGH levels right after a workout.

Thinking about sex a lot is also supposed to work. <G>

Cheers!

Does it raise either high enough for long enough to have any real effects?

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marrow transplant. Many people around the world are waiting for a marrow
transplant, too. Please volunteer to be a marrow donor:
http://www.abmdr.org.au/
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spodosaurus spodosaurus@_yahoo_.com said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>, "pil" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

I would like to increase my testosterone levels for a short period of time
to increase muscle gain and fat burn. I would like to know what natural
supplements are available which will provide a 100% safe effect. I don't
want to damage my bodys hormone producing functions.

I have been looking at Tribulus terrestris. Any comments on this? What are
the dangers in using this supplement?

Pick up heavy things, put them down, repeat. ;-)

Seriously, I understand that lifting heavy increases testosterone and
HGH levels right after a workout.

Thinking about sex a lot is also supposed to work. <G>

Cheers!

Does it raise either high enough for long enough to have any real effects?

Good question...

My Anatomy and Physyology professor, when discussing hormones, the
reproductive system and other physiological effects of sex hormones told
us an Anecdote about a study done when he was in the military.

On board of a submarine, the ships doctor kept track of beard growth
rates in the crew.

He noted a significant increase in the rate of beard growth about a week
before they were ready to dock for shore leave...

Testosterone levels directly affect the rate and amount of beard growth.

:-)
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

spodosaurus spodosaurus@_yahoo_.com said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>, "pil" <[email hidden]>
wrote:

>I would like to increase my testosterone levels for a short period of time
>to increase muscle gain and fat burn. I would like to know what natural
>supplements are available which will provide a 100% safe effect. I don't
>want to damage my bodys hormone producing functions.
>
>I have been looking at Tribulus terrestris. Any comments on this? What are
>the dangers in using this supplement?
>
>

Pick up heavy things, put them down, repeat. ;-)

Seriously, I understand that lifting heavy increases testosterone and
HGH levels right after a workout.

Thinking about sex a lot is also supposed to work. <G>

Cheers!

Does it raise either high enough for long enough to have any real effects?

Good question...

My Anatomy and Physyology professor, when discussing hormones, the
reproductive system and other physiological effects of sex hormones told
us an Anecdote about a study done when he was in the military.

On board of a submarine, the ships doctor kept track of beard growth
rates in the crew.

He noted a significant increase in the rate of beard growth about a week
before they were ready to dock for shore leave...

Testosterone levels directly affect the rate and amount of beard growth.

:-)

If my goatee could help me deadlift again I'd consider this useful
information :-)

--
spammage trappage: remove the underscores to reply

I'm going to die rather sooner than I'd like. I tried to protect my
neighbours from crime, and became the victim of it. Complications in
hospital following this resulted in a serious illness. I now need a bone
marrow transplant. Many people around the world are waiting for a marrow
transplant, too. Please volunteer to be a marrow donor:
http://www.abmdr.org.au/
http://www.marrow.org/

spodosaurus said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

spodosaurus spodosaurus@_yahoo_.com said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:

> In article <[email hidden]>, "pil"
> <[email hidden]> wrote:
>
>
>
>> I would like to increase my testosterone levels for a short period
>> of time
>> to increase muscle gain and fat burn. I would like to know what
>> natural
>> supplements are available which will provide a 100% safe effect. I
>> don't
>> want to damage my bodys hormone producing functions.
>>
>> I have been looking at Tribulus terrestris. Any comments on this?
>> What are
>> the dangers in using this supplement?
>>
>>
>
>
> Pick up heavy things, put them down, repeat. ;-)
>
> Seriously, I understand that lifting heavy increases testosterone
> and HGH levels right after a workout.
>
> Thinking about sex a lot is also supposed to work. <G>
>
> Cheers!

Does it raise either high enough for long enough to have any real
effects?

Good question...

My Anatomy and Physyology professor, when discussing hormones, the
reproductive system and other physiological effects of sex hormones
told us an Anecdote about a study done when he was in the military.
On board of a submarine, the ships doctor kept track of beard growth
rates in the crew.

He noted a significant increase in the rate of beard growth about a
week before they were ready to dock for shore leave...

Testosterone levels directly affect the rate and amount of beard growth.

:-)

If my goatee could help me deadlift again I'd consider this useful
information :-)

PS- from a psychology standpoint I *do* find this interesting, but would
have to read more before I accept it.
--
spammage trappage: remove the underscores to reply

I'm going to die rather sooner than I'd like. I tried to protect my
neighbours from crime, and became the victim of it. Complications in
hospital following this resulted in a serious illness. I now need a bone
marrow transplant. Many people around the world are waiting for a marrow
transplant, too. Please volunteer to be a marrow donor:
http://www.abmdr.org.au/
http://www.marrow.org/

In article <[email hidden]>, "pil" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

I would like to increase my testosterone levels for a short period of time
to increase muscle gain and fat burn. I would like to know what natural
supplements are available which will provide a 100% safe effect.

That would be zero and nothing has "100% safe effect"

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I don't
want to damage my bodys hormone producing functions.

Who does?

Quoted message said:

I have been looking at Tribulus terrestris. Any comments on this?

Worthless.

Quoted message said:

What are
the dangers in using this supplement?

Less $$$ in your wallet.

Quoted message said:

--
Will Brink @ http://www.brinkzone.com/

In article <[email hidden]>,

spodosaurus spodosaurus@_yahoo_.com said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

spodosaurus spodosaurus@_yahoo_.com said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:

>In article <[email hidden]>, "pil" <[email hidden]>
>wrote:
>
>
>
>>I would like to increase my testosterone levels for a short period of time
>>to increase muscle gain and fat burn. I would like to know what natural
>>supplements are available which will provide a 100% safe effect. I don't
>>want to damage my bodys hormone producing functions.
>>
>>I have been looking at Tribulus terrestris. Any comments on this? What are
>>the dangers in using this supplement?
>>
>>
>
>
>Pick up heavy things, put them down, repeat. ;-)
>
>Seriously, I understand that lifting heavy increases testosterone and
>HGH levels right after a workout.
>
>Thinking about sex a lot is also supposed to work. <G>
>
>Cheers!

Does it raise either high enough for long enough to have any real effects?

Good question...

My Anatomy and Physyology professor, when discussing hormones, the
reproductive system and other physiological effects of sex hormones told
us an Anecdote about a study done when he was in the military.

On board of a submarine, the ships doctor kept track of beard growth
rates in the crew.

He noted a significant increase in the rate of beard growth about a week
before they were ready to dock for shore leave...

Testosterone levels directly affect the rate and amount of beard growth.

:-)

If my goatee could help me deadlift again I'd consider this useful
information :-)

I think the idea was that just thinking about/anticipating getting laid
was increasing their testosterone levels..... I'd like to have seem some
blood tests run. <G>

Cheers!
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson