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  1. I'm building a quad recumbent. I'm a big guy so I need the four wheels. I want something I can have fun on.
    I'm looking into differentials but haven't really seen any diagrams or good pictures. I see alot of trikes just drive
    one side. If I can't get one that's within my budget then my idea is to attach a cassette to a jack shaft and put
    sprokets on the ends then have chains go back to regular wheels in the back. I know this bike is going to be heavy
    I'm not concerned right now with that. Any ideas about this would be appreciated.

    D

  2. Quoted message said:

    I'm building a quad recumbent. I'm a big guy so I need the four wheels. I want something I can have fun on.
    I'm looking into differentials but haven't really seen any diagrams or good pictures. I see alot of trikes just drive
    one side. If I can't get one that's within my budget then my idea is to attach a cassette to a jack shaft and put
    sprokets on the ends then have chains go back to regular wheels in the back. I know this bike is going to be heavy
    I'm not concerned right now with that. Any ideas about this would be appreciated.

    D

    Your setup is used on some heavy-duty trikes. It works, but it tends to
    add steering input because the wheel on the inside of the turn always
    gets the power.

    If you look around, you may be able to find an old Schwinn Town &
    Country adult trike. These had true two-wheel drive, with a real
    differential. The rear end and drivetrain essentially bolted on to the
    rear of a standard bike frame, so converting a recumbent trike into a
    quad is somewhat straightforward. There's a bunch of details to
    consider, but it's easier than building your own rear axle.

    Jeff

  3. <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:1125883224.c023e86e94d90c0abcb41fa87ab6e2b9@ultrafeed:

    Quoted message said:

    I'm building a quad recumbent. I'm a big guy so I need the four
    wheels. I want something I can have fun on. I'm looking into
    differentials but haven't really seen any diagrams or good pictures. I
    see alot of trikes just drive one side. If I can't get one that's
    within my budget then my idea is to attach a cassette to a jack shaft
    and put sprokets on the ends then have chains go back to regular
    wheels in the back. I know this bike is going to be heavy I'm not
    concerned right now with that. Any ideas about this would be
    appreciated.

    D

    Check out the forum on...

    http://www.atomiczombie.com

    There are some detailed diff. photos there in one of the threads. Quads and
    trikes.

  4. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:1125883224.c023e86e94d90c0abcb41fa87ab6e2b9@ultrafeed...

    Quoted message said:

    I'm building a quad recumbent. I'm a big guy so I need the four wheels. I
    want something I can have fun on.
    I'm looking into differentials but haven't really seen any diagrams or
    good pictures. I see alot of trikes just drive
    one side. If I can't get one that's within my budget then my idea is to
    attach a cassette to a jack shaft and put
    sprokets on the ends then have chains go back to regular wheels in the
    back. I know this bike is going to be heavy
    I'm not concerned right now with that. Any ideas about this would be
    appreciated.

    D

    Well, Hells Bells, why don't you get a name that the rest of us can live
    with. You are not someone with a name like "someone" - you are no one. Get
    yourself off to the graveyard and die, why don't you?

    All quad recumbents are totally ridiculous. They are around strictly for the
    "Freds" in this world. Are you a Fred?

    Get yourself a nice trike and be done with it. The only way a quad makes any
    sense at all is if you mount a motor on it, at which point you no longer
    have a bike. You then have a motor vehicle.

    By the way, I HATE all motor vehicles and I hope the price of gas goes to
    $20. a gallon. That is what it will take for all the idiots in this world to
    abandon their g.d. motor vehicles once and for all.

    --
    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

  5. What I put on my post for a name is my buisness. If it upsets you so
    much I've changed it now. If you don't like quads then fine. But don't
    diss anybody else for asking a question trying to get information. If
    you want to make political statements then fine but do it in the right
    place. Be careful what you wish for. You enjoy going online and
    blasting people for simple question because they don't fall inline
    with your ideals. How do you think that computer your typing on got to
    the store.? Horse and buggy? I think not. You want fuel cost to go to
    $20 a gallon then prepare for the price everything that you use in
    your home to go through the roof if that happens.

    Take the chip off your shoulder and help people not try an belittle
    them. We're all here to get by most of the time. Just chill.

    On Fri, 9 Sep 2005 12:05:52 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:


    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:1125883224.c023e86e94d90c0abcb41fa87ab6e2b9@ultrafeed...

    Quoted message said:

    I'm building a quad recumbent. I'm a big guy so I need the four wheels. I
    want something I can have fun on.
    I'm looking into differentials but haven't really seen any diagrams or
    good pictures. I see alot of trikes just drive
    one side. If I can't get one that's within my budget then my idea is to
    attach a cassette to a jack shaft and put
    sprokets on the ends then have chains go back to regular wheels in the
    back. I know this bike is going to be heavy
    I'm not concerned right now with that. Any ideas about this would be
    appreciated.

    D

    Well, Hells Bells, why don't you get a name that the rest of us can live
    with. You are not someone with a name like "someone" - you are no one. Get
    yourself off to the graveyard and die, why don't you?

    All quad recumbents are totally ridiculous. They are around strictly for the
    "Freds" in this world. Are you a Fred?

    Get yourself a nice trike and be done with it. The only way a quad makes any
    sense at all is if you mount a motor on it, at which point you no longer
    have a bike. You then have a motor vehicle.

    By the way, I HATE all motor vehicles and I hope the price of gas goes to
    $20. a gallon. That is what it will take for all the idiots in this world to
    abandon their g.d. motor vehicles once and for all.

  6. "Derick" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:1126356715.506ea038906998cb9cc72c769a2766cd@ultrafeed...

    Why the hell don't you bottom post like most others here instead of top
    posting. Top posting is ever the sign of a moron. Are you a moron?

    Quoted message said:

    What I put on my post for a name is my buisness. If it upsets you so
    much I've changed it now.

    I don't understand some of the user names that others think clever or
    humorous. A user name ought to identify you in some manner. "Someone" was
    ridiculous. Why not "Nobody"?

    If you don't like quads then fine. But don't

    Quoted message said:

    diss anybody else for asking a question trying to get information.

    There are others on this newsgroup who will supply answers to specific
    questions. Jon Meinecke and Tom Sherman come immediately to mind. I am here
    to question your basic enterprise. I am only trying to save you from
    yourself - and this is the thanks I get!

    Quads make no sense at all unless you are planning to mount a motor on them.
    Once you do that, you no longer have a bike, you have a motor vehicle.

    If

    Quoted message said:

    you want to make political statements then fine but do it in the right
    place.

    Every post to a newsgroup is nothing if not an opportunity to say something
    that might be of interest to the reader outside the narrow range of a topic.
    To stay on topic to the exclusion of everything else marks you as a dull
    man. Are you a dull man?

    Be careful what you wish for. You enjoy going online and

    Quoted message said:

    blasting people for simple question because they don't fall inline
    with your ideals. How do you think that computer your typing on got to
    the store.? Horse and buggy? I think not. You want fuel cost to go to
    $20 a gallon then prepare for the price everything that you use in
    your home to go through the roof if that happens.

    Hells Bells, I am not even sure gas at $20. a gallon would get the average
    idiot out of his private motor vehicle. I think it might have to be $100. a
    gallon.

    Light rail is the solution to getting around a metro and heavy rail is the
    solution to getting around the country. Our forebears had it right, but we
    getting stupider and stupider with every passing generation.

    Quoted message said:

    Take the chip off your shoulder and help people not try an belittle
    them. We're all here to get by most of the time. Just chill.

    Too much chilling puts me to sleep.

    --
    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

  7. Edward Dolan said:

    ...
    Quads make no sense at all unless you are planning to mount a motor on them.
    Once you do that, you no longer have a bike, you have a motor vehicle....

    The primary disadvantages of a quad compared to a trike are the extra
    weight, cost and complexity of the frame. However, the quad does have
    certain advantages.

    A quad has only 2 wheel tracks when traveling in a straight line and
    for practical purposes can be considered to have only 2 wheel tracks
    while performing large radius turns. A trike [1] will have 3 wheel
    tracks, of course. This may lead to seriously increased rolling
    resistance for the trike in snow or on certain other loose surfaces.

    The second disadvantage of 3 wheel tracks compared to 2 wheel tracks is
    that it becomes much more difficult to avoid smaller potholes and
    debris. Unsuspended trikes can be quite hard on their riders on poor
    surfaces, and adding suspension pushes a trike towards the same
    category as an unsuspended quad in terms of cost, weight and
    complexity.

    The third advantage of a quad is greater rollover stability. For a
    multi-track human powered vehicle (HPV) to remain upright, the
    projection to the ground of the combined rider/HPV center of mass must
    remain within the area defined by the tire/ground surface contact
    points. Assuming the track of the quad is the same as the 2-wheel end
    of the trike and the wheelbases of both HPV's are equal, the quad will
    of course have a rectangular area defined by the contact patches that
    is twice the area of that of the trike. [2]

    [1] Barring such oddities as the Turner T-4-2 Tandem
    <http://www.turnerrecumbents.com/images1/tandem_lg.jpg>. Whether this 3
    wheel HPV should be called a trike could be a matter of contention.
    [2] This of course does not mean "twice" the rollover stability, since
    other factors come into play, most importantly seat height and how
    close the combined center of mass is to the 2-wheel axle of the trike.
    [3]
    [3] This is why there have been very few LWB tadpole trikes, e.g. MASA
    Slingshot.

    --
    Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley

  8. Hey guys -

    Tom's tutorial:

    Quoted message said:

    For a multi-track human powered vehicle (HPV) to remain
    upright, the projection to the ground of the combined
    rider/HPV center of mass must remain within the area
    defined by the tire/ground surface contact points.

    For fairly static vehicles on tilted surfaces this is a
    valid comment. For the more common tipover threat of
    taking tight corners a bit too fast, I think it might
    be better stated as:

    For a multi-track human powered vehicle (HPV) to remain
    upright during lateral acceleration (flat wide turns), the
    coupling moment resulting from that lateral acceleration
    with a moment arm effectively the same as the height of
    its center of mass must not exceed the counteracting
    moment of the vehicle's total weight (acting downward)
    with a moment arm equaling the distance between the
    center of mass and a line between the two outboard wheels.

    While on a quad with equal front and rear track width,
    this line is parallel to the vehicle's longitudinal
    axis, for a trike it's an an angle to that axis, and the
    farther the center of mass is from the two-wheeled 'axle'
    the easier it will be to tip the trike.

    For a trike and a quad with the same weight, height of
    center of mass and track width, the trike will be more
    likely to tip since the stabilizing moment arm will be
    shorter for any practical design. For example, in a
    tadpole with equal weight distribution, this distance
    (and therefore the vehicle's maximum lateral g-force)
    would be about two-thirds that for a quad. Under real
    world conditions, an aggressive tadpole rider will
    compensate for this condition by shifting his body
    weight (fairly radically) into the turn.

    Regards,
    Wayne

  9. "LoGo USA" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Hey guys -

    Tom's tutorial:

    Quoted message said:

    For a multi-track human powered vehicle (HPV) to remain
    upright, the projection to the ground of the combined
    rider/HPV center of mass must remain within the area
    defined by the tire/ground surface contact points.

    For fairly static vehicles on tilted surfaces this is a
    valid comment. For the more common tipover threat of
    taking tight corners a bit too fast, I think it might
    be better stated as:

    For a multi-track human powered vehicle (HPV) to remain
    upright during lateral acceleration (flat wide turns), the
    coupling moment resulting from that lateral acceleration
    with a moment arm effectively the same as the height of
    its center of mass must not exceed the counteracting
    moment of the vehicle's total weight (acting downward)
    with a moment arm equaling the distance between the
    center of mass and a line between the two outboard wheels.

    While on a quad with equal front and rear track width,
    this line is parallel to the vehicle's longitudinal
    axis, for a trike it's an an angle to that axis, and the
    farther the center of mass is from the two-wheeled 'axle'
    the easier it will be to tip the trike.

    For a trike and a quad with the same weight, height of
    center of mass and track width, the trike will be more
    likely to tip since the stabilizing moment arm will be
    shorter for any practical design. For example, in a
    tadpole with equal weight distribution, this distance
    (and therefore the vehicle's maximum lateral g-force)
    would be about two-thirds that for a quad. Under real
    world conditions, an aggressive tadpole rider will
    compensate for this condition by shifting his body
    weight (fairly radically) into the turn.

    Regards,
    Wayne

    Wayne LoGo, the Poet of ARBR, ought to stick to his poetry and leave the
    physics to Tom Sherman. Who knows who is right - and who cares. It is all
    gobbledygook and there is not one person in a hundred who will know what
    either one of them is talking about. That is one thing that can never be
    said of me.

    --
    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

  10. "Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    Edward Dolan said:

    ...
    Quads make no sense at all unless you are planning to mount a motor on
    them.
    Once you do that, you no longer have a bike, you have a motor vehicle....

    The primary disadvantages of a quad compared to a trike are the extra
    weight, cost and complexity of the frame. However, the quad does have
    certain advantages.

    A quad has only 2 wheel tracks when traveling in a straight line and
    for practical purposes can be considered to have only 2 wheel tracks
    while performing large radius turns. A trike [1] will have 3 wheel
    tracks, of course. This may lead to seriously increased rolling
    resistance for the trike in snow or on certain other loose surfaces.

    The second disadvantage of 3 wheel tracks compared to 2 wheel tracks is
    that it becomes much more difficult to avoid smaller potholes and
    debris. Unsuspended trikes can be quite hard on their riders on poor
    surfaces, and adding suspension pushes a trike towards the same
    category as an unsuspended quad in terms of cost, weight and
    complexity.


    [...]

    I remember when I got my first trike how the 3 tracks were something I had
    to get used to. 3 tracks are a major complication of all trikes and
    something that I don't like much for the reasons you state above. Bicycles,
    with their single track, are ideal of course.

    I do not think a quad with 2 tracks is much of an improvement over a trike.
    But the main thing against quads is their weight. I have only experienced a
    couple of quads and they were not only heavy but also clunky. Trikes are a
    better way to go, but absolutely nothing can beat a bicycle (a single
    track).

    --
    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

  11. Edward Dolan said:

    "Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    Edward Dolan said:

    ...
    Quads make no sense at all unless you are planning to mount a motor on
    them.
    Once you do that, you no longer have a bike, you have a motor vehicle....

    The primary disadvantages of a quad compared to a trike are the extra
    weight, cost and complexity of the frame. However, the quad does have
    certain advantages.

    A quad has only 2 wheel tracks when traveling in a straight line and
    for practical purposes can be considered to have only 2 wheel tracks
    while performing large radius turns. A trike [1] will have 3 wheel
    tracks, of course. This may lead to seriously increased rolling
    resistance for the trike in snow or on certain other loose surfaces.

    The second disadvantage of 3 wheel tracks compared to 2 wheel tracks is
    that it becomes much more difficult to avoid smaller potholes and
    debris. Unsuspended trikes can be quite hard on their riders on poor
    surfaces, and adding suspension pushes a trike towards the same
    category as an unsuspended quad in terms of cost, weight and
    complexity.


    [...]

    I remember when I got my first trike how the 3 tracks were something I had
    to get used to. 3 tracks are a major complication of all trikes and
    something that I don't like much for the reasons you state above. Bicycles,
    with their single track, are ideal of course.

    Another area where a quad may be superior is on unimproved roads. Many
    of these will have rutted tracks from motor vehicles (e.g. farm
    equipment, logging trucks, etc.). It is much easier to straddle the
    ruts with a 2 track HPV than with a 3 track HPV.
    --
    Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley

  12. LoGo USA said:

    ...
    For a trike and a quad with the same weight, height of
    center of mass and track width, the trike will be more
    likely to tip since the stabilizing moment arm will be
    shorter for any practical design. For example, in a
    tadpole with equal weight distribution, this distance
    (and therefore the vehicle's maximum lateral g-force)
    would be about two-thirds that for a quad. Under real
    world conditions, an aggressive tadpole rider will
    compensate for this condition by shifting his body
    weight (fairly radically) into the turn.

    Do women not ride trikes, or do they only ride trikes in a
    "non-aggressive" manner?

    I believe weight shift on a trike is often overstated. The human spine
    is not that flexible laterally, so the shift in the rider's center of
    mass relative to the trike will be fairly small (much less that the
    rider of an upright bicycle or motorcycle can achieve). However,
    leaning into the turn has a great psychological effect in that it makes
    the trike feel much less likely to roll over. Motor vehicle driver will
    also often lean into turns, even though the movement of the combined
    center of mass is negligible for even a small motor vehicle (e.g.
    Formula V car).
    --
    Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley

  13. Edward Dolan said:

    ...
    Wayne LoGo, the Poet of ARBR, ought to stick to his poetry and leave the
    physics to Tom Sherman. Who knows who is right - and who cares. It is all
    gobbledygook and there is not one person in a hundred who will know what
    either one of them is talking about. That is one thing that can never be
    said of me.

    Why are people so proud of being technically ignorant? Much of the
    incorrect "conventional wisdom" in cycling would never have come about
    if people had a working knowledge of basis statics, kinematics,
    dynamics and material behavior.
    --
    Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley

  14. Hey guys -

    Tom teased (I hope!):

    Quoted message said:

    Do women not ride trikes, or do they only ride
    trikes in a "non-aggressive" manner?

    I'm sorry. Is that two separate but related questions,
    or multiple choice? ;-) If Tom's point was to register
    an objection to my use of the pronoun 'his' as an
    efficient reference to a tadpole rider regardless of
    his/her/its gender, please, everyone, consider me cued.
    There will no need for future repetitions.

    However, also be aware that my PC is not PC, and simply
    refuses to type 'his/her/its' unless it's serving some
    useful purpose. In much the same way, I'll leave it to
    you guys (here as always meaning both males and females,
    as well as those with indeterminate gender and/or some
    confusion about gender identity) to figure out what 'PC'
    means in whichever context.

    Quoted message said:

    ... the shift in the rider's center of mass relative to
    the trike will be fairly small...

    A modern narrow-track tadpole's center of gravity is less
    than ten inches inboard from the effective axis of rotation
    for a tip-over. If that equates to something like 0.6 Gs,
    then the rider swinging his upper torso and head even five
    inches inboard and forward (i.e., closer to the two-wheeled
    'axle'😉 will give HIM(!) another 0.1 G or so pad. Even a
    trike rider who lacks the typically large and heavy human
    brain is likely to have a very thick skull of about equal
    weight. One well-known trikey of this type indicates (often
    and repeatedly) that he doesn't go fast enough for tipping
    over to be an issue anyway.

    Of course, leaning on a tadpole does not serve the same
    function as on a bike - where it's almost essential. But
    it certainly isn't only for the "psychological effect".

    Quoted message said:

    Motor vehicle driver [sic] will also often
    lean into turns...

    Only one driver does that? My point being: nobody's prefect
    [Please note: apparent error intentional!]. Now is there
    any chance that we will ever be able to keep on-topic
    threads on topic, rather than pointlessly nitpicking?

    Regards,
    Wayne

  15. "Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    Edward Dolan said:

    ...
    Wayne LoGo, the Poet of ARBR, ought to stick to his poetry and leave the
    physics to Tom Sherman. Who knows who is right - and who cares. It is all
    gobbledygook and there is not one person in a hundred who will know what
    either one of them is talking about. That is one thing that can never be
    said of me.

    Why are people so proud of being technically ignorant? Much of the
    incorrect "conventional wisdom" in cycling would never have come about
    if people had a working knowledge of basis statics, kinematics,
    dynamics and material behavior.

    Why are technical people so proud of never being understood except by other
    nerds. An engineer or scientist who can write in such a way that the common
    man can understand what is being said is worth his weight in gold. You come
    closer to this standard than does Wayne LoGo, the Poet of ARBR, which is why
    I recommended that he stay on poetry and leave the technical explanations to
    you.

    You need to work more on your explanations so as to be more easily
    understood. No no one will bother with technical terms and engineering
    jargon. Most young people are turned off of science and engineering because
    the teaching of those subjects is so bad.

    --
    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

  16. Edward Dolan said:

    ...
    You need to work more on your explanations so as to be more easily
    understood....

    recumbents good

    ReBike slowest recumbent

    NoCom fastest recumbent

    Earth Cycles Sunset Lowracer [TM] most fun recumbent

    ed dolan understand?

    --
    Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley

  17. Hey guys -

    First lots of long words, then Tom asked:

    Quoted message said:

    [TROLL] understand?

    Those big old words are much too hard.
    They hurt a mind that's dull and scarred

    Quoted message said:

    From long, long nights of too much wine.


    Just use short words and he'll be fine.

    If one rides straight (to go to town?),
    His weight will help to hold him down,
    But if he takes a turn too fast
    (Which some strange folks think is a blast),
    He'll feel a force like he might tip,
    And trikes are, well, more apt to flip
    Than quads, whose wheels are out so far
    That one won't fall out on the tar.

    If some poor TROLL does not quite get
    The drift of this, he must not fret.
    There is no test he has to pass;
    At worst he'll fall out on his ass.

    Bye,
    Wayne

  18. "Sunset Lowracer [TM] Fanatic" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    Edward Dolan said:

    ...
    You need to work more on your explanations so as to be more easily
    understood....

    recumbents good

    ReBike slowest recumbent

    NoCom fastest recumbent

    Earth Cycles Sunset Lowracer [TM] most fun recumbent

    ed dolan understand?

    Here is the complete previous post:

    Quoted message said:

    Why are technical people so proud of never being understood except by
    other


    nerds. An engineer or scientist who can write in such a way that the common
    man can understand what is being said is worth his weight in gold. You come
    closer to this standard than does Wayne LoGo, the Poet of ARBR, which is why
    I recommended that he stay on poetry and leave the technical explanations to
    you.

    Quoted message said:

    You need to work more on your explanations so as to be more easily


    understood. No no one will bother with technical terms and engineering
    jargon. Most young people are turned off of science and engineering because
    the teaching of those subjects is so bad.

    Tom Sherman has never learned how to properly edit. He only quotes so as to
    make himself appear not to be overly stupid, but he never succeeds in that
    endeavor with me. I know him to be fairly stupid on most subjects.

    He is an engineering nerd who does not have a clue about what makes human
    beings go round. Remember the type in college? They walk around with their
    rules and measures and generally looked like the jerks that they were. Tom
    Sherman continues to play the fool. He has never grown up. What he thinks is
    funny is merely pathetic. He is the eternal klutz who thinks he is cool and
    yet always comes across as a simpleton to any one who has the least
    sophistication. I would feel sorry for him if I wasn't so disgusted with
    him.

    --
    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

  19. "LoGo USA" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Hey guys -

    First lots of long words, then Tom asked:

    Quoted message said:

    [TROLL] understand?

    Those big old words are much too hard.
    They hurt a mind that's dull and scarred

    Quoted message said:

    From long, long nights of too much wine.


    Just use short words and he'll be fine.

    Just lose the physics jargon.

    But why aren't you posting on your favorite subject - [censored] and cum? We want
    to hear what you think of masturbation and of relieving yourself via the
    anus as you have set yourself up as the expert on these two subjects. Do not
    spare us any details either as we need to know what your expert opinion is.
    X-rated Jim and Slugger will especially want to know what you have to say as
    they are just as fascinated by these subjects as you are.
    [...]

    Quoted message said:

    If some poor TROLL does not quite get
    The drift of this, he must not fret.
    There is no test he has to pass;
    At worst he'll fall out on his ass.

    Good! The ass is always something we want to know about. But hey, Wayne
    LameBrain, are you referencing the ass with respect to the excretory
    function or possibly the sexual function. Again, we need to know what you
    are thinking in greater detail since you have set yourself up as the expert
    on these subjects.

    Wayne LameBrain knows all about [censored] and cum. He writes most eloquently on
    these two subjects. There is no doubt at all that he speaks from personal
    experience in both these spheres. I would like to know which he prefers
    himself. Does he prefer to relieve himself via the rectum or genitally.
    Perhaps he could elaborate on these mysteries in his next message to the
    newsgroup. After all, we do not want a rich resource in the area of [censored] and
    cum like Wayne LameBrain to go to waste when we could all benefit from his
    wisdom.

    --
    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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    [...]

    Quoted message said:

    BTW, blank shooter, I've only accused you of sublimation by
    mastrubating at the keyboard, never of self-flaggelation itself.


    [...]

    Having said the magic word:

    dsafjoreiutvoreinvoreroadtofdoisnodnvojovnjovjo
    roaditcoaeitvnoidtjbvnodnboijcvnodnvrdvnodfgjv

    --
    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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