bird [censored]

I think it must just be a 'crappy' day.
I was driving along in my car and had to giggle as a lady walking along
got crapped on from a great hight.

Cathy

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Butty said:

*i know this sounds slightly stupid but i left my uni outside for a
couple of hours to day and i came back to go out on it and there was
some bird [censored] on it. i was well [censored]. has any one else had this
happen to them, do birds hate unis? *

I don't know if birds hate unis or not, but its quite easy to clean the
[censored] off. I had left my uni in my backyard for about 4 hours, and I
actually was lucky enough to see bird sit on the side of my seat and let
one drop right onto the side of the seat, lucky it was on the vinyl part
of the seat, so it wiped off just fine. Depending on where the bird
pooped on your uni it is quite easy to clean off, if you don't let the
[censored] just sit there and get hard and what not. And yes in some
countries, or maybe even just cities, it is considered lucky to have a
bird [censored] on you. I know where I live its lucky. But having a bird
[censored] on your uni, for all I know that is horrible luck.

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mmmm... i have a lucky, gifted unicycle

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"Butty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

mmmm... i have a lucky, gifted unicycle

It is actually disastrously unlucky to wipe it off. Go ride.

Nao

I'm shocked.
I can't believe there's a thread about this . . .
and I can't believe I'm posting a reply.

Wash it off.

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In Australia we have a bird called a magpie. They are great birds, but
when they have babies they get really aggressive and protective. They
swoop on all sorts of people, like walkers, cyclists and unicyclists.

Generally you hear a swoosh as they come from behind, then if they are
lucky and you are not so lucky, they hit you with their beaks. They
don't [censored] on you, they just draw blood.

Well today, I was showing someone how to ride a Coker and this bird
attacked. It made it a bit difficult, particularly as I wasn't wearing a
helmet.

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Yer about those magpies (im from australia too) just yesterday i was
riding my 20" and well normaly magpies have their breeding season in
september which is sorta close but yer i was riding and i heard this
noise and saw the birds shaddow on the ground coming for me so i looked
to the left and it landed on the ground about 2 metres away ( i had now
stopped and was looking at it) and the darn thing just stood there
squaking at me so i watched it for a bit swore at and told it where
to go and it flew off into a tree my point is i couldnt believe
the the nerve of this bird like i have never seen one do that has
anyone else?

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They reckon (whoever they are) if you paint eyes on the back of your
helmet, it scares them away. I had one that scratched my ears, a few
years ago but I had not painted eyes on the back of my helmet. We
forget about them every year until spring. They can scare the cr_p out
of you.

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as i t is lucky im haveing a lucky day to day i have found TWO 4 LEAF
CLOVERS thats gotta be well lucky and have a bird [censored] on my uni how
gifted lol

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is a dog pissing on your b*ke considered good luck???

at least i had a mudguard . . .

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i havent got a clue but if you ask me its unlucky cuz your b*ke will
sting of dog pee

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Butty said:

*as i t is lucky im haveing a lucky day to day i have found TWO 4 LEAF
CLOVERS thats gotta be well lucky and have a bird [censored] on my uni how
gifted lol *

and after all that i then found another 4 leaf clover and a 5 leaf
clover magic hahaha

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Sorry, I keep seeing this thread title, and can't resist the traditional
joke:

What do you do if a bird craps on your car?
Don't take her out again.

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and now another 4 leaf clover so thats four four leafclovers and 1 five
leaf clover so 5 lucky clovers overall

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hey, at least it's a pretty accurate and descriptive thread title

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it's hard to be sure, and good to be paranoid...john childs on life on
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Butty said:

*and now another 4 leaf clover so thats four four leafclovers and 1
five leaf clover so 5 lucky clovers overall *

Have you got nowt better to do than look for portents of impending
fortune (or doom) then report them back to the forum ?

Sit on the [censored] and ride through the clover.😉

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munidobs said:

*Have you got nowt better to do than look for portents of impending
fortune (or doom) then report them back to the forum ?
*

chill
it could be worse
he could be posting the pics as he goes along...

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(http://tinyurl.com/963jr) 'longworth' (http://tinyurl.com/78ybd)

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.-- 'william h mauldin'
(http://www.johnconyers.com/)
...using nietzsche's metaphysics to escape from
christianity...-'metro_tramp on the value of metaphysics'
(http://tinyurl.com/4sjw6)-
it's hard to be sure, and good to be paranoid...john childs on life on
the internet
'harper' (http://tinyurl.com/c9epx)
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i could do but they r on my phone

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