Mountain Biker Brain Damaged, and Divorced

"Mike Vandeman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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.. I finally found out yesterday: he ended up brain damaged, and

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divorced.

At least he had something to damage, more than you can claim. Plus,
someone did marry him, what about you?

I submit that on or about Sat, 13 Aug 2005 19:06:13 GMT, the person
known to the court as Mike Vandeman <[email hidden]> made a
statement (<[email hidden]> in Your
Honour's bundle) to the following effect:

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I finally found out yesterday: he ended up brain damaged, and divorced.

Whereas as you were born brainless and your personality means you will
never have a girlfriend. I think he's the winner in this little
pissing contest :-)

Guy
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Just zis Guy said:

I submit that on or about Sat, 13 Aug 2005 19:06:13 GMT, the person
known to the court as Mike Vandeman <[email hidden]> made a
statement (<[email hidden]> in Your
Honour's bundle) to the following effect:

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I finally found out yesterday: he ended up brain damaged, and
divorced.

Whereas as you were born brainless and your personality means you will
never have a girlfriend. I think he's the winner in this little
pissing contest :-)

Not true. Mikey found his wife here:
http://www.xxxsexdotcum.com/big/graphics/naked-fat-chicks.jpg

(Heard he picked a really hairy one.)

<eg> ! ROTFL ! <eg>

"di" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:RJrLe.136$P34.32@okepread07...

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"Mike Vandeman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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. I finally found out yesterday: he ended up brain damaged, and

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divorced.

At least he had something to damage, more than you can claim. Plus,
someone did marry him, what about you?

Read the eighth paragraph
http://www.ptreyeslight.com/columns/sparsely/sparsely1126_03.html Mike
has stated in other posts that he thinks highly of Synanon, He may be
unable to have children.

"Sohn" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"di" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:RJrLe.136$P34.32@okepread07...

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"Mike Vandeman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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. I finally found out yesterday: he ended up brain damaged, and

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divorced.

At least he had something to damage, more than you can claim. Plus,
someone did marry him, what about you?

Read the eighth paragraph
http://www.ptreyeslight.com/columns/sparsely/sparsely1126_03.html
Mike has stated in other posts that he thinks highly of Synanon, He may
be unable to have children.

That's a great mercy for mankind.

El

"Sohn" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"di" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:RJrLe.136$P34.32@okepread07...

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"Mike Vandeman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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. I finally found out yesterday: he ended up brain damaged, and

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divorced.

At least he had something to damage, more than you can claim. Plus,
someone did marry him, what about you?

Read the eighth paragraph
http://www.ptreyeslight.com/columns/sparsely/sparsely1126_03.html
Mike has stated in other posts that he thinks highly of Synanon, He may
be unable to have children.

good, the genes stop here, but I still think his personality is more
effective

I submit that on or about Sat, 13 Aug 2005 20:21:33 GMT, the person
known to the court as "Bill Sornson"
<[email hidden]> made a statement
(<[email hidden]> in Your Honour's bundle) to
the following effect:

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http://www.xxxsexdotcum.com/big/graphics/naked-fat-chicks.jpg

You think his inanity comes from typing with one hand?

Guy
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http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

85% of helmet statistics are made up, 69% of them at CHS, Puget Sound

Bill Sornson said:

Not true. Mikey found his wife here:
http://www.xxxsexdotcum.com/big/graphics/naked-fat-chicks.jpg

Never crude?

You are a liar, my dear man.

E.P. "harumph."

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Bill Sornson said:

Not true. Mikey found his wife here:
http://www.xxxsexdotcum.com/big/graphics/naked-fat-chicks.jpg

Never crude?

Some man...came in thru the window...and posted that link. (Hint: I didn't
/write/ anything crude.) Hint Two: the subject was MIKEY. Standards
drop...dramatically.)

Bill Sornson said:

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Never crude?

Some man...came in thru the window...and posted that link. (Hint: I didn't
/write/ anything crude.) Hint Two: the subject was MIKEY. Standards
drop...dramatically.)

:toes tapping, arms crossed:

Not buyin' it...

*Even* in a Vandespam thread.

:stern look, small shake of head:

E.P.

On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 14:20:22 -0500, "di" <[email hidden]> wrote:

..
.."Mike Vandeman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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... I finally found out yesterday: he ended up brain damaged, and
..> divorced.
..>
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..At least he had something to damage, more than you can claim. Plus,
..someone did marry him, what about you?

Leave it to a mountain biker to totally miss the point.
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I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

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It's high time that we put a halt to this abuse and sacrifice of our
natural
areas and of our young people. Mountain biking accelerates erosion,
creates
V-shaped ruts in trails, kills small animals and plants on and next to the
trail, and drives wildlife and other trail users off the trails and out of
the
parks. What's good about THAT???

Why are you wasting your time here, when the obvious problem is at the very
top? This isn't a conspiracy, it's right out there in the open.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2005-08-13-bush-bike_x.htm

So I'd suggest you stop hanging out here and go do the protest thing in
Lafayette Square, across from the White House, and try to do something about
getting rid of the guy in the oval office who thinks mountain bikes are so
cool, he's probably going to open up *every* National Park to them. No
kidding. In fact, you might even be concerned about his future plans for
Iraq; it's just possible he might allow mountain biking there as well.

--Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
www.ChainReactionBicycles.com

Mike Jacoubowsky said:

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It's high time that we put a halt to this abuse and sacrifice of our
natural
areas and of our young people. Mountain biking accelerates erosion,
creates
V-shaped ruts in trails, kills small animals and plants on and next
to the trail, and drives wildlife and other trail users off the
trails and out of the
parks. What's good about THAT???

Why are you wasting your time here, when the obvious problem is at
the very top? This isn't a conspiracy, it's right out there in the
open.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2005-08-13-bush-bike_x.htm

So I'd suggest you stop hanging out here and go do the protest thing
in Lafayette Square, across from the White House, and try to do
something about getting rid of the guy in the oval office who thinks
mountain bikes are so cool, he's probably going to open up *every*
National Park to them. No kidding. In fact, you might even be
concerned about his future plans for Iraq; it's just possible he
might allow mountain biking there as well.

I hear there's some brutal "urban" riding in Iraq.

8-)

Bill Sornson said:

Mike Jacoubowsky said:

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It's high time that we put a halt to this abuse and sacrifice of our
natural
areas and of our young people. Mountain biking accelerates erosion,
creates
V-shaped ruts in trails, kills small animals and plants on and next
to the trail, and drives wildlife and other trail users off the
trails and out of the
parks. What's good about THAT???

Why are you wasting your time here, when the obvious problem is at
the very top? This isn't a conspiracy, it's right out there in the
open.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2005-08-13-bush-bike_x.htm

So I'd suggest you stop hanging out here and go do the protest thing
in Lafayette Square, across from the White House, and try to do
something about getting rid of the guy in the oval office who thinks
mountain bikes are so cool, he's probably going to open up *every*
National Park to them. No kidding. In fact, you might even be
concerned about his future plans for Iraq; it's just possible he
might allow mountain biking there as well.

I hear there's some brutal "urban" riding in Iraq.

It's important to "accessorize" there...

http://www.cyclingcentralva.org/pics/displayimage.php?album=28&pos=29

Mike

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"Michael Dart" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Bill Sornson said:

Mike Jacoubowsky said:

> It's high time that we put a halt to this abuse and sacrifice of our
> natural
> areas and of our young people. Mountain biking accelerates erosion,
> creates
> V-shaped ruts in trails, kills small animals and plants on and next
> to the trail, and drives wildlife and other trail users off the
> trails and out of the
> parks. What's good about THAT???

Why are you wasting your time here, when the obvious problem is at
the very top? This isn't a conspiracy, it's right out there in the
open.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2005-08-13-bush-bike_x.htm

So I'd suggest you stop hanging out here and go do the protest thing
in Lafayette Square, across from the White House, and try to do
something about getting rid of the guy in the oval office who thinks
mountain bikes are so cool, he's probably going to open up *every*
National Park to them. No kidding. In fact, you might even be
concerned about his future plans for Iraq; it's just possible he
might allow mountain biking there as well.

I hear there's some brutal "urban" riding in Iraq.

It's important to "accessorize" there...

http://www.cyclingcentralva.org/pics/displayimage.php?album=28&pos=29

Mike

Hahaha nice one Mike. :-)

On Sun, 14 Aug 2005 05:30:46 GMT, "Mike Jacoubowsky" <[email hidden]>
wrote:

..> It's high time that we put a halt to this abuse and sacrifice of our
..> natural
..> areas and of our young people. Mountain biking accelerates erosion,
..> creates
..> V-shaped ruts in trails, kills small animals and plants on and next to the
..> trail, and drives wildlife and other trail users off the trails and out of
..> the
..> parks. What's good about THAT???
..
..Why are you wasting your time here, when the obvious problem is at the very
..top? This isn't a conspiracy, it's right out there in the open.
..
..http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2005-08-13-bush-bike_x.htm
..
..So I'd suggest you stop hanging out here and go do the protest thing in
..Lafayette Square, across from the White House, and try to do something about
..getting rid of the guy in the oval office who thinks mountain bikes are so
..cool, he's probably going to open up *every* National Park to them. No
..kidding. In fact, you might even be concerned about his future plans for
..Iraq; it's just possible he might allow mountain biking there as well.
..
..--Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
..www.ChainReactionBicycles.com

Bush is a good example of the typical arrogant mountain biker, who thinks that
nature exists only for his selfish pleasure.
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

I submit that on or about Sun, 14 Aug 2005 16:16:33 GMT, the person
known to the court as Mike Vandeman <[email hidden]> made a
statement (<[email hidden]> in Your
Honour's bundle) to the following effect:

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Bush is a good example of the typical arrogant mountain biker, who thinks that
nature exists only for his selfish pleasure.

What a coincidence! You are a good example of the typical arrogant
Usenet kook, who thinks Usenet exists only for his own pleasure!

Perhaps if you started by typing with more than one hand, and followed
that up by thinking with more than one synapse...

Guy
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May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

85% of helmet statistics are made up, 69% of them at CHS, Puget Sound

Mike Vandeman said:

Bush is a good example of the typical arrogant mountain biker, who
thinks that nature exists only for his selfish pleasure.

As opposed to, say, hikers.

Oh, wait!

ROTFL