Joke

pete white said:

A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon
a butcher shop. This shop specialized in human brains differentiated
according to source. The sign in the shop read:

Managers Brains £9/Kg
Moslems Brains £12/Kg
Prostitutes Brains £15/Kg
Motorist Brains £19/Kg

Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those motorist brains must be
popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! Do you have any
idea how many motorist you have to kill to get a Kilogram of brains?!"

I'll bite just long enough to say: per-lonk!

pete white said:

Do
you have any idea how many motorist you have to kill to get a
Kilogram of brains?!"

Well, just the one, seeing as a 'motorist' is a singular person. Now if it
said 'motorists'.... it would still be just another (Insert here the
person/group/religion/race you don't like) type of joke. It's just as funny
(or not) if the word 'Cyclists' were substituted for the word 'motorist'.

Pete.

PeteC said:

Quoted message said:

Do
you have any idea how many motorist you have to kill to get a
Kilogram of brains?!"

Well, just the one, seeing as a 'motorist' is a singular person. Now if it
said 'motorists'.... it would still be just another (Insert here the
person/group/religion/race you don't like) type of joke. It's just as funny
(or not) if the word 'Cyclists' were substituted for the word 'motorist'.

Sometimes it's fun to cuddle up with pals and poke a bit of innocent
fun at the other group, though 🙂

For instance, did you hear about the bloke who accidentally left his
banjo in the car when he nipped into the bank? He returned 5 minutes
later to find the back window smashed, and 4 banjos on the back
seat...

<snigger>

Best wishes,
--
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(**)PeeWiglet~~
/ \ / \ pee AT [guessthisbit].co.uk

pete white said:

A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon
a butcher shop. This shop specialized in human brains differentiated
according to source. The sign in the shop read:

Managers Brains ?9/Kg
Moslems Brains ?12/Kg
Prostitutes Brains ?15/Kg
Motorist Brains ?19/Kg

Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those motorist brains must be
popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! Do you have any
idea how many motorist you have to kill to get a Kilogram of brains?!"

The trouble with this story is the implication that managers have brains 😉

--
Arthur Clune PGP/GPG Key: http://www.clune.org/pubkey.txt
The struggle of people against power is the struggle
of memory against forgetting - Milan Kundera

Arthur Clune said:

pete white said:

A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon
a butcher shop. This shop specialized in human brains differentiated
according to source. The sign in the shop read:

Managers Brains ?9/Kg
Moslems Brains ?12/Kg
Prostitutes Brains ?15/Kg
Motorist Brains ?19/Kg

Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those motorist brains must be
popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! Do you have any
idea how many motorist you have to kill to get a Kilogram of brains?!"

The trouble with this story is the implication that managers have brains 😉

That's OK, they taste of cauliflour..

...d

David Martin said:

Arthur Clune said:

pete white said:

A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon
a butcher shop. This shop specialized in human brains differentiated
according to source. The sign in the shop read:

Managers Brains ?9/Kg
Moslems Brains ?12/Kg
Prostitutes Brains ?15/Kg
Motorist Brains ?19/Kg

Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those motorist brains must be
popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! Do you have any
idea how many motorist you have to kill to get a Kilogram of brains?!"

The trouble with this story is the implication that managers have brains 😉

That's OK, they taste of cauliflour..

..d

forgot the link..
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20050729.html

PeteC said:

pete white said:

Do
you have any idea how many motorist you have to kill to get a
Kilogram of brains?!"

Well, just the one, seeing as a 'motorist' is a singular person. Now if it
said 'motorists'.... it would still be just another (Insert here the
person/group/religion/race you don't like) type of joke. It's just as funny
(or not) if the word 'Cyclists' were substituted for the word 'motorist'.

Pete.

Where has everyone's sense of humour gone?!