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  1. have u ever hit someone with your uni. sometimes when im riding some
    rapsuperstars* are laughing and saying theres a gay clown. so i threaten
    them that ill hit em in the head. they sometimes ignore me sometimes
    laugh. im starting to think of killing them. uni is a nice weapon. its
    not so light afterall. ok im not into killing them but just make a nice
    hard hit to leg to immobile those [censored]. thats the right way to make
    clownophobia. 😠

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  2. Nah don'y worry about them. If you are a unicyclist you are better than
    them anyway. Save your energy and put it into learning new skills.

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    onebyone

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  3. Sneaker, I completely agree with you, sometimes I just can't handle it
    and say 'nasty' things to them 😉 When I'm really tired that is, I'm a
    very nice person really 🙄 My brother and I have certainly
    discussed whacking a few people on the head with our metal pedals :/

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  4. Don't be a wuss, sometimes it takes a bullet.

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    DK - a bit of the ol' ultraviolence

    *Knife in hand, love in heart*

    I never took such pleasure in a death
    A hatred born of freedom’s dying breath

    \"I don't like to use the word 'US interests.' Thats why I wish some
    critics, friends of ours would stop saying we go into this country, we
    go into that country, we do this and we do that. I say 'shhhh shhhh.' We
    dont do anything, they do it to us. We are part the victims, we are not
    part of the victimizers.\"
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  5. That's all funny. Keaton I like that comment. Just make movies. Just
    laugh at them. Whether it's fake, or you actually find it funny. I do.
    It pisses more people off if someone says something, look rgiht at them,
    laugh and shake your head. Then whip a trick. Haha. If you can, just
    don't miss it. Yeah, insane at riding, then make movies, do that too.
    Laters

    -Shaun Johanneson

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    Now starting to get good!
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  6. My personal favourite is when i'm out about town on the raffe and people
    say, "what would happen if i kicked/pushed your wheel?" in a menacing
    manor, to which i always reply, "I'd fall on your f***ing head". Some
    people seem to think that i mean i'd fall off and might land on them and
    say " but i'd move out the way", to which i reply, " I have very good
    aim." It always gets a laugh. Genreally i agree with unifreak7, (are
    there really 6 other people called unifreak?) in that laughing at them
    usually works aswell. As a last resort, if you're on anything bigger
    than 20", head down and go full-speed for them, they're bound to chicken
    out. Incidently if you are on a 20" don't try this, they may go and get
    a sandwhich and be back before you get to them.

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    kington99 - I HAVE figured out how to change th

    Dave

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  7. go to college, and then ride there...You'll run into all kinds of fools.

    Most of the one's who've given me [censored] are usually in front of girls,
    and think they are out of my hearing range, or they are drunk
    baffoons.

    I end up pulling tricks in front of them, or ignoring them.

    I've had some people who were persistant, arrogant, idiots tell me that
    what I do is clown stuff and clown stuff only. I try and tell them "NO,
    I'm a trials rider!!!!"

    It's usually hot college girls that give me compliments. One was on a
    bike and told me "You're way more cooler than me," with a big smile on
    her face. No wonder it's usually guys who give me [censored].

    I've also had groups of people elect one of their friends to try and
    ride. If it's a guy, he usually racks his b*alls right when I'm telling
    him to not sit on those. Then the rest of the group will question me
    and give me expressions as if I were a neuter. I always say "I don't
    sit on those, that would hurt, obviously"

    Shake your head and ignore people. Or, pull a trick. I once pulled a
    trick when I overheard a guy whispering to two girls that what I was
    doing was lame, and then when I landed the trick clean I heard "Whoa!
    That was crazy," just loud enough under their breaths that I smiled to
    myself, thinking, 'that's right.'

    When you ignore people, it generally pisses them off more, because
    they've FAILED at their attempts to belittle to you. Their harrassment
    is NO GOOD when it can't get to you. They have no more verbal
    projectiles to throw.

    And if you get the chance, correct them. Tell them about your sport.

    Ride more near people, and you'll be able to be keen and upfront with
    people. And you'll be able to get way more confidence boosting smiles
    and positive remarks from girls🙂

    Later,
    Evan

    PS, generally people are open and accepting, and curious. The others
    are jealous, mislead mongrels, whose parents should've aborted them or
    raised them up to be better citizens. It's not their total fault that
    they act so "cool" and are so stupid...they don't know any better.

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