What The Hell Does That Mean!

shannons dad said:

Howdy doody everyone. Need your expert help. I got pretty good grades for my english exam at school (years ago), but, call me thick as 2 short planks, I don't have a friggin clue what some of you lot are on about with all these abbreviations. Like, what's an LBS?

Bill.😕

Off the top of my head some common abbreviations that I know from around here
LBS - Local Bike Shop
LOL - Laughing Out Loud
BTW- By The Way
LA - Lance Armstrong
JU - Jan Ullrich
OLN - The Outdoor Life Network

dont forget:

OMFG = "wow"

I'm off to find a gun...

oh wait that was my first post

hey guys

shannons dad said:

I'm off to find a gun...

I am a new parent and recently found myself browsing some parenting forums looking for any useful advice. I saw the abbreviations DH, DS, and DD used all over the place. I finally figured out that they meant Darling Husband, Darling Son, and Darling Daughter, respectively. I suddenly found myself dry heaving.

tvanhuisen said:

I am a new parent and recently found myself browsing some parenting forums looking for any useful advice. I saw the abbreviations DH, DS, and DD used all over the place. I finally figured out that they meant Darling Husband, Darling Son, and Darling Daughter, respectively. I suddenly found myself dry heaving.

All over the place, DWs, or "DAMN wives" use DH as "dear hubby"

To me.. this is what DH means: sports.espn.go.comprofileOpen ↗

Pos: DH

😄

shannons dad said:

Howdy doody everyone. Need your expert help. I got pretty good grades for my english exam at school (years ago), but, call me thick as 2 short planks, I don't have a friggin clue what some of you lot are on about with all these abbreviations. Like, what's an LBS?

Bill.😕

LBS stands for Loud Banging Sound. If you hear an LBS coming from your bike, do not ignore it.

Vile said:

All over the place, DWs, or "DAMN wives" use DH as "dear hubby"

To me.. this is what DH means: sports.espn.go.comprofileOpen ↗

Pos: DH

😄

That's funny, I use the abbreviation DH to mean something completly different.
Hint, darling is not one of the words

My wife is forever on those forums. Don't get me wrong, but JEEZ, they are so mushy even my bikes nearly puked!:p

shannons dad said:

I'm off to find a gun...

I know you're kidding, but I'm not, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG COUNTRY!

p38lightning said:

I know you're kidding, but I'm not, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG COUNTRY!

Wanna bet? This place is getting more like the states every day. But yes, I was actually kidding.

p38lightning said:

I know you're kidding, but I'm not, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG COUNTRY!

Guns, guns, guns!! Don't you ever stop?

I imagine that one day I'll be riding in the USA, I'll look behind me and see Robocop on a bike.

"YOU HAVE SIXTY SECONDS TO DISMOUNT AND LAY DOWN YOUR BIKE"

I won't panic.

I won't stop.

Instead I'll realise......🙄

.....it's just p38lightning out for his Sunday jaunt.

😄

p.s. surely DH stands for Down Hill, DS for Dual Slalom, and DD for Dangerous Donkey?

since the advent of internet purchasing of cycling goods for less than wholesale shop prices, it stands for:
L osing
B ucks
S peedily

shannons dad said:

Howdy doody everyone. Need your expert help. I got pretty good grades for my english exam at school (years ago), but, call me thick as 2 short planks, I don't have a friggin clue what some of you lot are on about with all these abbreviations. Like, what's an LBS?

Bill.😕

naw, he will be too busy watching john wayne movies...

wheelist said:

Guns, guns, guns!! Don't you ever stop?

I imagine that one day I'll be riding in the USA, I'll look behind me and see Robocop on a bike.

"YOU HAVE SIXTY SECONDS TO DISMOUNT AND LAY DOWN YOUR BIKE"

I won't panic.

I won't stop.

Instead I'll realise......🙄

.....it's just p38lightning out for his Sunday jaunt.

😄

p.s. surely DH stands for Down Hill, DS for Dual Slalom, and DD for Dangerous Donkey?