I was riding the 28 today, and had done some light cross country with a few mown grass hills and stuff, when someone I was riding past said, "I can ride 50 yards on one... that's amazing what you're doing."
If I add to the picture that she was just a little bit younger than me, morphologically optimized for viewing by males, and dressed for summer, you will understand why I thought it was a particularly perspicacious comment.😉
*If I add to the picture that she was morphologically optimized for viewing by males*
You came across a female carrying free beer...?!
-- s7ev0 - Here comes the summer!
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It is, of course, to everyone's benefit that Mikefule does not "do" short versions.🙂
-- s7ev0 - Here comes the summer!
We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. They were accidents. No one was to blame but us. Remember accidents? ~ sourced by GILD ------------------------------------------------------------------------ s7ev0's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/7310 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/42000
Was she wearing a blue bikini and an extremely short skirt? If she wasn't, you have nothing to brag about 🙂 I however, do 🙂 Oh my, I can't use enough of those smilies 🙂
Where's the rest of the story? I want to hear that you went over and talked with her, for goodness sakes you both unicycle! Instant connection. If you're already chained down, it's still you're duty to bring them into the uni world so they can meet more riders and we can seeeeeeeeeeee her!
Down boy! (Someone Photoshop Jessica Alba & some unicycle pic for the poor depraved lad!)
-- evil-nick - Unicyclist, Linux Geek, & swell guy
Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
*You came across a female carrying free beer...?! *
I deem this joke milk-snorting, pants-wetting funny. I laughed out loud. Good work, s7ev0!! Long live the immature. Hey...I'm already there.
-- harper - TANKED at GASWORKS
-Greg Harper
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